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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Bailout (S05E05)

"In a few days, Dennis will reopen."
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"The store will serve a wider range"
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"and a Pawnee cultural institution will be saved."
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"- Are there any other comments? - Yes."
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"The Pawnee chapter of the "Liberty or Die" party"
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"has hit some hard times."
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"if maybe the town could loan us some money."
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"Tom, how did it go with Mona-Lisa?"
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"or I was gonna have to fire her."
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"She took it well?"
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"For some reason, she got super turned on."
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"having sex."
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"We're together now."
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"Hey, bitch, I need to borrow some money"
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"namely, I need to wax my bee."
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"Here you go."
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"I'd still hit it."
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"See? Perfect!"
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"I can't think."
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"Fine. Miranda."
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"You're like a scary Charlotte."
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"Hey, you."
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"Nothin'."
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"- No, it's not. - Yeah, it is."
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"Do you want to talk in private?"
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"Ccan we talk later?"
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"- No, talk to you later. - Chris, we can talk now."
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"- What's going on, best friend? - Nothing, never mind."
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"- Tell me. - Nothing's happening."
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"Back to forced friendship."
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"Hey, let's go put on our pj's"
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"I just came down"
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"to see the effects of your government intervention,"
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"and I've got to hand it to you--"
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"You really turned this place around."
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"Really?"
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"Oh, my God, this is amazing, Dennis."
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"- Hey. - You did it!"
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"We did it! I did it."
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"- This is me. - Yes, it was."
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"I took your advice."
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"Got rid of all those dusty, old foreign films"
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"and used the money for the part of our business"
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"that's always done pretty well for us."
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"Give the people what they want, right?"
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"This isn't what people want."
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"It's definitely what that guy wants."
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"Do you realize what you have done?"
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"The Pawnee government now effectively owns a porn shop."
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"You have made us porn peddlers!"
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"Hello everyone, I'm Brandi Maxxxx."
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"Let's give a big round of applause to Councilwoman Knope"
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"for keeping this store in business!"
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"No. Everyone stop applauding."
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"For the record, I was just trying to help a place"
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"that had tremendous cultural value."
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"Leslie, you've always been a huge supporter of my work."
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"No, no, I haven't."
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"So I'm thrilled to tell you"
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"that I'm playing Leslie Knope"
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"in the porn version of the story"
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"Please don't do that."
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"- Oh, we already filmed it. - Oh!"
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"The porn industry in town was really faltering."
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"But now we're back."
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"For you to tell me what's going on with Chris? Yes."
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"♪ and you will find me"
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"♪ time after time go."
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"No, tell me about Chris."
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"♪ If you fall, I will catch you ♪"
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"♪ I'll be waitin'..."
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"Tell me about Chris, or I'm leaving,"
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"and I don't care about the letter."
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"and I asked Chris to donate his sperm."
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"And he's taking a really long time"
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"to make up his mind, and it's really freaking me out."
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"And I can't stop thinking about it,"
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"and I'm obsessing about it,"
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"and I want to think about anything else but that,"
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"but it's making me crazy."
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"♪ Secrets stolen"
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"♪ from deep inside."
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"Everyone knows this song. It's amazing."
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"♪ The drum beats out of time ♪"
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"♪ if you're lost, you can look ♪"
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"♪ time after time"
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"♪ if you fall, I will catch you ♪"
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"♪ oh, I'll be waiting"
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"♪ time after time"
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"♪ time after time"
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"I made everything worse."
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"If Tom were a bag of flour,"
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"that flour would never grow up"
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"which is the highest honor that flour can achieve."
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"Okay, so you're really gonna say no to Ann?"
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"I care about Ann very deeply, but..."
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"I mean, lord knows I've made plenty."
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"When you see your little one take her first step"
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"oh, my God, it just makes it all worth it."
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"And another thing is if--"
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"You know, and then your kid's--"
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"because you're like--vrrrr-- I don't know."
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"And everyone's like,"
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""Oh.""
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"I just got lost."
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"It was a beautiful point."
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"And very well said, right up until that moment"
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"And I'll have the number eight."
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"That's a party platter. It serves 12 people."
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"Go ahead, Ron. Let me have it."
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"Oh, wait, I'll do it for you."
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"I told you so, Leslie."
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"when the government interferes with business."
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"Government is bad, business is good."
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"Free market."
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"It's what makes America great."
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"And England okay and France terrible."
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"I like capitalism. I love competition."
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"I'm more competitive than you."
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"- I don't think so. - I think so."
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