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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Bailout (S05E05)

These kids are renting my old clothes

"These kids are renting my old clothes"

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like they're going out of style.

"like they're going out of style."

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Oh, "day-yay-yam,"

"Oh, "day-yay-yam,""

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would hit it, would hit, would hit.

"would hit it, would hit, would hit."

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Mona-Lisa Saperstein?

"Mona-Lisa Saperstein?"

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Thank you so much for hiring Mona-Lisa.

"Thank you so much for hiring Mona-Lisa."

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It means so much to me.

"It means so much to me."

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But thank you. It means a lot.

"But thank you. It means a lot."

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Of course. Got to keep it in the family.

"Of course. Got to keep it in the family."

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Yeah, but does it have to be this family?

"Yeah, but does it have to be this family?"

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What did I tell you, huh?

"What did I tell you, huh?"

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Hello.

"Hello."

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Welcome to Pawnee Videodome.

"Welcome to Pawnee Videodome."

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Today we'll be screening

"Today we'll be screening"

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Stanley Kubrick's 1957 classic Paths Of Glory.

"Stanley Kubrick's 1957 classic Paths Of Glory."

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And we are here

"And we are here"

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This is a Pawnee institution.

"This is a Pawnee institution."

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Get up, Andy.

"Get up, Andy."

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- Forever. - No!

"- Forever. - No!"

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though I wish you would have rented more movies.

"though I wish you would have rented more movies."

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I, for one, am going to rent Finding Nemo.

"I, for one, am going to rent Finding Nemo."

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we have a documentary

"we have a documentary"

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It's called Tears Of My Blowhole.

"It's called Tears Of My Blowhole."

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And it's--it's nauseating.

"And it's--it's nauseating."

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Ann Perkins asked me if I would like to donate sperm,

"Ann Perkins asked me if I would like to donate sperm,"

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so she can have a baby.

"so she can have a baby."

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It's a battle between my primal desire

"It's a battle between my primal desire"

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and my paralyzing fear

"and my paralyzing fear"

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There's $60 missing from the register.

"There's $60 missing from the register."

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Okay, as your CFO,

"Okay, as your CFO,"

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I don't have time to find someone new.

"I don't have time to find someone new."

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carrying around a sack of flour,

"carrying around a sack of flour,"

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Why don't you make Tom your sack of flour,

"Why don't you make Tom your sack of flour,"

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Yeah, just have Mr. Traeger call me when he gets back in.

"Yeah, just have Mr. Traeger call me when he gets back in."

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and tell me he's back?

"and tell me he's back?"

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Good morning, April. What's your secret?

"Good morning, April. What's your secret?"

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The Internet.

"The Internet."

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So I really need a letter of recommendation.

"So I really need a letter of recommendation."

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Really?

"Really?"

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Don't do that.

"Don't do that."

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That sounds like the government

"That sounds like the government"

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That and the slam poetry nights at Beanie's Coffee.

"That and the slam poetry nights at Beanie's Coffee."

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It's pointless.

"It's pointless."

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He is not up to snuff.

"He is not up to snuff."

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So use your money wisely.

"So use your money wisely."

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Reese Witherspoon.

"Reese Witherspoon."

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when it's the sister of a dear friend.

"when it's the sister of a dear friend."

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She scares the crap out of me.

"She scares the crap out of me."

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I once saw her punch a police horse in the face.

"I once saw her punch a police horse in the face."

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You're Tom Haverford.

"You're Tom Haverford."

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obviously,

"obviously,"

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Ron?

"Ron?"

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is nothing more

"is nothing more"

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or Rashomon.

"or Rashomon."

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I haven't rented it, actually, yet.

"I haven't rented it, actually, yet."

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for your absurd opinion, which is shared by no one.

"for your absurd opinion, which is shared by no one."

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How much to rent this jacket?

"How much to rent this jacket?"

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Oh. Curly Sue, that jacket is so ugly.

"Oh. Curly Sue, that jacket is so ugly."

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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We appreciate your business.

"We appreciate your business."

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Okay, sure, but after I take a quick nap

"Okay, sure, but after I take a quick nap"

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Or else what?

"Or else what?"

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Or else I'll fire you.

"Or else I'll fire you."

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I said, if you don't shape up, I'll fire you.

"I said, if you don't shape up, I'll fire you."

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You are so freaking sexy right now,

"You are so freaking sexy right now,"

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What are you doing?

"What are you doing?"

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Build your perfect guy.

"Build your perfect guy."

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Yao Ming's torso,

"Yao Ming's torso,"

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I know, deep down somewhere,

"I know, deep down somewhere,"

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April likes me.

"April likes me."

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is not gonna give you a personal loan.

"is not gonna give you a personal loan."

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was about to come into some serious physical harm...

"was about to come into some serious physical harm..."

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You cannot call the police.

"You cannot call the police."

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of Pawnee's citizens,

"of Pawnee's citizens,"

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We were wondering

"We were wondering"

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Mmhmm.

"Mmhmm."

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I told her she needed to change her attitude,

"I told her she needed to change her attitude,"

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Next thing you know, we're back at my place,

"Next thing you know, we're back at my place,"

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to do something that is none of your damn beeswax,

"to do something that is none of your damn beeswax,"

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I'm coolin' on you.

"I'm coolin' on you."

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Okay, you have to choose one.

"Okay, you have to choose one."

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Hey.

"Hey."

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What's-- what's up?

"What's-- what's up?"

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This is weird.

"This is weird."

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No, anything you can say to Ann, you can say to me

"No, anything you can say to Ann, you can say to me"

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because we're best friends this week.

"because we're best friends this week."

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- Yeah. - Okay.

"- Yeah. - Okay."

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and make White Russians. So fun.

"and make White Russians. So fun."

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Councilwoman.

"Councilwoman."

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of this government bailout!

"of this government bailout!"

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You're our hero!

"You're our hero!"

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Oh!

"Oh!"

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Okay. Are you ready?

"Okay. Are you ready?"

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No. To sing.

"No. To sing."

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This never happened.

"This never happened."

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to be a happy, well-adjusted loaf of bread.

"to be a happy, well-adjusted loaf of bread."

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But it's the small victories that keep you going.

"But it's the small victories that keep you going."

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or--or graduate college,

"or--or graduate college,"

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If, like--

"If, like--"

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Oh, I'm sorry, guys.

"Oh, I'm sorry, guys."

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that you started babbling incoherently.

"that you started babbling incoherently."

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This is what happens

"This is what happens"

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It moves our country forward.

"It moves our country forward."

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- Settle down. - No, settle up.

"- Settle down. - No, settle up."

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and I've won.

"and I've won."

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for the government to help places

"for the government to help places"

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that add community value

"that add community value"

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The free market is a jungle.

"The free market is a jungle."

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Here you go.

"Here you go."

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'cause it only takes four minutes,

"'cause it only takes four minutes,"

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These will not be necessary.

"These will not be necessary."

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but I had fun hanging out with you.

"but I had fun hanging out with you."

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So I don't care what you say, you're my friend.

"So I don't care what you say, you're my friend."

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- No. - Yeah.

"- No. - Yeah."

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Ooh, look at that chunky hunky.

"Ooh, look at that chunky hunky."

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and find out what his deal is.

"and find out what his deal is."

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That's the deal.

"That's the deal."

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Or else it's over between us, you understand?

"Or else it's over between us, you understand?"

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- Sure. - All right.

"- Sure. - All right."

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Continuing.

"Continuing."

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