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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Bailout (S05E05)

"'Cause the bill's been paid, and I've paid it,"
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"Look, the point is there has to be a way"
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"There is not."
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"It's beautiful and brutal and should be left alone."
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"When a business fails, it dies,"
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"and a new, better one takes its place."
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"And one number eight."
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"All right, party time."
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"I would suggest sticking around and watching him eat it"
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"so you're off the hook."
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"No need to pretend to be my friend anymore."
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"Thank God."
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"or if this is just how you are,"
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"because I like you, so there."
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"I got you something too."
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"A baby-naming book."
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"I hope it works out with Chris."
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"And if it doesn't, I hope it works out with someone."
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"We're gonna hug now."
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"Ow! You're hurting me!"
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"Mm! Lot of hot "D" in here tonight."
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"Go over there and talk to him"
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"No, I'm not gonna talk to some other guy."
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"When we're together, you can't check out other guys."
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"Mm! Tommy laying down the law. A little feisty."
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"I like that, okay? I'ma go get a soda."
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"Do you want to have sex somewhere"
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"after I do that?"
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"Well."
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"Looks like things with Mona-Lisa are..."
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"from truly terrible to only kinda terrible."
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"It's the small victories, you know?"
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"Indeed."
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"but whatever."
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"I'm just gonna see where this roller coaster goes."
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"Fair enough."
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"Have you learned how to ride a bike yet?"
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"Yeah. I'm 28 years old."
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"Ann Perkins."
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"Is that a happy "Ann Perkins,""
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"or is that a bad-news "Ann Perkins"?"
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"The bad-news one sounds like this."
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"Oh."
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"Well, I've thought about it."
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"And I'm in."
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"I want to be a parent."
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"I want to raise a child,"
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"with all the ups and downs"
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"and challenges that comes with it."
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"- I'm so happy. - Me too."
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"are now our uter-us."
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"Don't make me change my mind."
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"Although we are all sad and deeply grossed out"
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"is turning into a porno palace,"
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"There will be free screenings followed by a discussion"
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"led by local film buff Dennis Lerpiss."
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"Tonight's film is..."
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"The Sound Of Music."
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"And... action."
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"The local video store's about to go under."
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"- Shut it down. - Sorry, Leslie."
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"and I don't believe in bailouts."
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"Rent-A-Swag shareholders:"
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"♪ The wo-o-o-orst."
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"What's everybody-- where are we?"
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"The reason I love that film"
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"Oh, we only have Japanese slime candy"
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"and, um, Bulgarian wheat balls."
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"of negatively affecting any living thing."
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"Yeah, it is absolutely Mona-Lisa."
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"I'm throwing a huge cocktail party tomorrow"
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"This sucks."
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"Ben, that is literally"
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"Just when he gets there, can you text me"
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"to crush her..."
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"But before I write you that letter,"
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"where people gather to do something intellectual."
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"His business is failing, and you're bailing it out."
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"And I'm sure that it's not easy"
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"You're a smart, successful young man"
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"You should just take it."
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"What are you even talking about right now?"
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"I could crap my pants."
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"I'm kind of just fracking for friendship."
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"I was on food stamps."
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"Why don't you talk now?"
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"I like this store now."
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"I wanna have a baby,"
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"♪ and you will find me"
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"♪ time after time."
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"Much less a bran muffin,"
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"I--no one ever lets me talk this long."
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"I know what I'm about, son."
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"and it's pretty amazing."
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"I can't tell if you actually hate me"
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"And I hope you get into veterinary school"
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"Chris, this is so great."
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"All movies are online for free."
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"Okay, you're not helping."
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"I am 100% certain"
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"Like, uh,"
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"You're welcome."
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""Ann Perkins.""
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"No, that is so much worse."
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"How are you feeling?"
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"the veterinary program over there."
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"Even though she hides it"
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"Um... yeah."
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"and tell her, "I will not be disrespected.""
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"- Why is it weird? - It's not weird."
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"but don't necessarily rake in the money."
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"One that's a little bit more upbeat."
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"We started making out. Hard."
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"These braids you did are making my brain hurt."
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"for all my best clients."
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"for free, whenever you want."
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"and do everything I say."
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"Jean-Ralphio. How are you?"
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"And nympho and pyro-- all those things."
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"see how it feels to parent him a little?"
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