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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Bailout (S05E05)

"to declare your store as a historical landmark,"
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"then you might get enough of a tax break"
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"to keep your business afloat."
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"meddling in private enterprise."
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"Well, Ron, we all know"
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"how much you love the free market."
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"But the Pawnee Videodome is the only place in town"
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"But I do not count those"
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"if you say it like this."
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"This man is a failure."
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"This is a bailout, and I don't like it."
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"And there are some pretty intellectual conversations"
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"down at Barrett's Hardware."
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"You may get a little heat for this, okay?"
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"Get popular films that people wanna see."
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"get the Tarkovsky movies with the subtitles."
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"No. Like Pixar."
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"I know this is gonna hurt,"
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"but maybe some Michael Bay."
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"What? No, no. No."
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"Tom, I have something I need to talk to you about."
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"- Do we need to sit like this? - Yes."
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"Mona-Lisa's taking advantage of you."
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"Oh, no, it's not that."
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"with an adorable, little belly."
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"Stand up for yourself."
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"Yeah, I'll talk to her before the party."
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"And if she murders me,"
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"tell Jean-Ralphio to clear my browser history."
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"Thanks for the advice, man."
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"What's that?"
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"- Nothing. - All right."
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"Pawnee Videodome"
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"is where I rented my first Bruce Lee movie."
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"And my second Bruce Lee movie."
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"And when I was in seventh grade,"
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"I went out back in the alley behind the store,"
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"And I threw a rock at it, and it exploded."
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"- And hornets came out. - Andy-"
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"The point is,"
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"you do not throw rocks at a hornet's nest."
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"And the point is also"
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"that the Pawnee Videodome is a place"
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"with tremendous community value,"
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"where people gather to expand their horizons."
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"Any other comments here before we vo--"
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"What are you doing at a city council meeting?"
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"Are you lost? Are you hurt?"
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"No, I am here to express an opinion."
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"This action by Councilwoman Knope"
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"than a thinly veiled government bailout."
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"And I, for one, refuse to let her turn this town"
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"into a socialist hellscape."
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"Allow me to elaborate."
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"The government should not prop up a failed business."
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"That would be like giving food to a mortally wounded animal"
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"instead of slitting its throat"
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"and properly utilizing its meat and pelt."
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"Please stop talking about wounded meat."
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"Pawnee needs a place where the community can gather"
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"to discuss and appreciate art."
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"A place where you can rent such films as Cinema Paradiso"
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"You rented Rashomon?"
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"What was your favorite part of that?"
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"But I like the idea that there is a place"
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"Uh, you can just watch it online,"
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"Bailiff!"
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"Thank you, Mr. Swanson,"
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"Now, are there any more public comments"
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"before we vote? Mm."
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"It's 15 for the day,"
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"40 for the week."
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"Mona-Lisa!"
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"Did you order the champagne for the client party tonight?"
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"Did I order the what for the what-what what, what?"
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"Okay, we need to discuss your work habits."
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"because ecstasy takes"
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"♪ forever to leave my system"
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"No. We're doing this now."
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"You need to start putting in more of an effort"
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"and start respecting my authority around here!"
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"What did you just say?"
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"Do you understand?"
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"Ugh."
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"I guess it would have to be"
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"Channing Tatum's body,"
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"Ryan Gosling's face,"
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"and Michael Fassbender's... sense of humor."
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"What about you?"
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"Um..."
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"Napoleon's brain,"
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"and The Hunchback of Notre Dame's hunchback."
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"Do you like my nails?"
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"Gene Strackwell, owner of Strackwell Hardware."
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"Is there a form I need to fill out for the bailout?"
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"We're not bailing anyone out."
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"Pawnee Videodome is receiving historical landmark status."
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"We've been around way longer"
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"than that stupid art house movie bullcrap."
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"And people need places to buy tools."
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"Uh, you can just buy tools online."
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"Bailiff, why is he back in here?"
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"How did you get back in here?"
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"I'll see myself out. Don't worry about it."
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"I heard you were giving out free money."
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"I need $3,000."
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"Minimum."
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"Mr. Fantringham, the city of Pawnee"
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"What would you do if one of your citizens"
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"Unless he got $3,000?"
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"I'd call the police."
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"Wilson Gromling of the "Liberty or Die" party."
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"These government handouts are deplorable."
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"You're just handing out blank checks."
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"I was on Welfare."
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"And nobody ever helped me."
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"This is not a blank check."
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"I have given specific instructions"
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"to the Pawnee Videodome"
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"about how they are going to spend their money."
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