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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Bailout (S05E05)

"Yeah. I think I'm gradually transforming her"
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"I know she's kind of a monster,"
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"I'm young. She's sexy."
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"Is there anything else you need help with?"
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"I'm proud of you, bud."
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"Thanks!"
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"Oh, happy. Obviously."
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"Well, I guess your uter-you and my uter-me"
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"that the Pawnee Videodome"
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"I am happy to announce that the Pawnee government"
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"will be hosting a weekly movie night"
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"here at the Community Center."
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"I'm glad you're here, Dong Swanson."
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"We have to save it."
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"Oh, this is the wrong movie."
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"We ne-- shut this down, please."
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"I'm a strict libertarian,"
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"This is not how it happened."
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"As you can see, your store is hoppin'."
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"Which they never will."
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"Yeah, it's a lot of foot traffic, Tommy."
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"it is kind of a sausage party in here."
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"For the record,"
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"Hard pass."
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"Tom, who is this... person?"
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"This is Mona-Lisa Saperstein,"
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"my new sales associate."
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"- Does that mean-- - ♪ Oh, yeah"
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"she's my sister."
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"My twin sister, from the same mister."
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"Even though, honestly, she's..."
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"♪ The wo-o-orst."
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"She is the worst person in the world."
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"Huge skank. Terrible."
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"Actually, that reminds me,"
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"Ba-ba-ba-boss man..."
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"because my shrink got me and him tickets"
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"to a Pitbull concert."
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"And I already committed to that."
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"And so if you say that I can't go,"
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"it's like you're taking something away from me."
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"Um, store's really busy."
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"- I kinda need you to stay. - Mmhmm."
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"I totally hear you."
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"Um, I also don't like what you're saying."
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"So if you say no,"
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"Okay, I guess you can go."
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"Yeah, I know I can."
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"She's the worst in the world."
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"It's about three men who refuse to go on a suicide mission"
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"and are executed for cowardice."
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"Or we could, you know, maybe screen a different movie."
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"Like Finding Nemo or..."
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"I could do, uh,Shoah."
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"Okay,Paths Of Glory it is."
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"This is the Pawnee Videodome."
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"because I started a program to help local business."
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"This is the place where Perd Hapley"
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"shot his movie review show Lights, Camera, Perd."
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"It's a heartwarming story, but it's just not believable."
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"Which is why I give E. T. 1 1/2 stars."
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"Andy, it's over."
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"What are you doing?"
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"is that it's really depressing."
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"Pawnee Videodome will be closing its doors."
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"For those of you that have attended our screenings,"
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"I want to thank you for your patronage,"
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"Guys, we have to help out Dennis and his business."
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"Everybody rent something, so we can help Dennis."
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"Sir, will you rent something?"
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"Why would I do that?"
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"I'm watching Iron Man 2 on my phone right now."
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"Ooh, we don't carry cartoons."
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"But if you want a film about the ocean,"
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"I'll just buy some red vines."
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"Leslie, seriously, where are we?"
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"and mothers who have birthed them"
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"and are guiding them through life."
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"Yep, that's how it works."
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"that I am 0% sure of what I'm going to do."
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"to bring a child into this world"
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"100%. She's a total klepto."
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"I recommend getting rid of her immediately."
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"You know, when I was in high school,"
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"we had to spend a week"
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"pretending it was a kid."
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"the greatest idea in human history."
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"I heard "sack of flour" and "high school.""
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"Are you dingdongs making fake drugs for sophomores?"
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"Because if true, this guy wants in."
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"Actually, you know what?"
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"Don't tell him that I called."
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"You know what?"
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"Let's just pretend this didn't happen, okay?"
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"This is Jerry Gergich calling. Bye."
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"I have to tell you a secret."
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"But if you tell anyone,"
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"I will kill you slowly with a giant syringe."
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"I'm thinking about applying to veterinary school"
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"in Bloomington."
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"Oh, my God, April, that's great!"
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"Whoa! Where'd you get that?"
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"And since you work in a hospital,"
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"- as a janitor... - Nurse."
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"I was wondering if maybe you would write one for me?"
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"Generally, between us,"
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"April always has the upper hand."
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"or pouring honey in my purse."
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"But now I have the upper hand."
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"And I'm going to use it"
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"Into being nice to me."
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"I would be happy to write you that letter."
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"I actually know the guy who runs"
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"Because you hooked up with him?"
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"I don't hook up with everyone I know."
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"you have to spend the next week with me"
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"So I have to be your slave or something?"
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"No, you have to be my friend."
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"I think I have a plan of how to save your store."
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"If we get the Pawnee Historical Society"
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