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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - The Fight (S03E03)

"I've ever heard in my life."
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"A department store with a guest list."
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"White fur ear muffs for men."
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"Contact lenses that display text messages."
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"Invent a phone that smells good."
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"Own a night club called Eclipse"
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"that's only open for one hour two times a year."
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"Cover charge, $5,000."
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"How about this, Ron?"
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"Try Snake Juice."
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"If you like it, you got to talk it up all night."
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"If you don't, I'll shave Jean-Ralphio's head."
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"Yeah, I'd like to see that. Hit me."
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"A lot riding on this."
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"Damn, if that isn't delicious."
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""R" to the "O" to the "N"..."
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"I say Swanson's got swagger the size of a Big Ben clock"
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"Dude, you got to end it on the rhyme."
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"I know what I have to do. You had it at "Ben.""
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"I know. I got it."
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"You think I haven't been around the world?"
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"My husband's kept me in the finest clothes"
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"from Bergdorf Goodman, you see."
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"Freeze! FBI!"
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"No! Leave me alone!"
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"Hands in the air!"
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"I didn't kill anybody!"
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"But now she's been eaten by wolves!"
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"Nothing to see here."
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"So how did you two meet?"
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"We met at the supermarket."
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"I used my classic pickup line."
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""If you're looking for douches, they're in Aisle Me.""
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"Awesome. Yeah."
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"Oh, hey, by the way, I don't think I can get that book back"
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"from what's -his-name."
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"Oh, that's okay."
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"I mean, I should've known better"
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"than to loan something to one of your boyfriends."
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"They come and go so fast."
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"What are you saying exactly?"
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"Well, I mean, let's be honest. How long is it gonna last with this guy?"
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"Sitting right here."
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"I don't know. He's dumb, but he's fun."
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"Thank you."
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"I mean, that's the whole point of dating around"
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"is you get to try on a bunch of different hats."
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"Well, this hat is an idiot."
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"Classic."
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"What? No."
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"No, I'm not... I'm not mad at you."
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"I'm not mad at you. I'm not mad at all."
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"Neither am I. No."
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"Hello. My name is Ron Swanson."
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"In general, I try never to speak with people,"
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"but I have been drinking this Snake Juice thing,"
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"and it's damn good."
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"You should buy it."
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"Yeah, okay. Thanks, man."
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"Son, you should know that my recommendation"
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"is essentially a guarantee."
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"Drink this, now."
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"Traegermeister! You made it."
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"Yeah, I got your email. We need to talk."
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"First off, though, try a little Snake Juice."
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"It's 140 proof, which means it's 70% alcohol."
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"But don't worry. There's plenty of caffeine in it to keep you awake."
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"and told them to come to a club"
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"Government employees can't use their power"
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"I totally get your point, Chris. It won't happen again."
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"I just don't see any way around it."
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"You're gonna have to sell your shares in the Snakehole."
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"No!"
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"T-Pain, this guy bothering you?"
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"This is my boss. Okay, yeah."
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"You want me to write a rap about your name?"
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"Yes."
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""B" to the "O" to the double "S,""
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"do what he say, and you'll be successful"
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"No offense, but maybe you think I'm going too fast"
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"'cause you're going too slow with Ben."
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"No offense, but I'm going slow because I might lose my job."
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"Okay, no offense, but maybe that's a little bit of an excuse"
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"for not acting on your feelings."
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"No offense, but I don't remember you"
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"having a nursing degree in feelings."
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"Offense! That's rude."
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"Douche, you're up."
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"Hey, are you okay? I heard yelling."
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"Yeah, I'm very angry, and I'm really drunk."
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"Do you want to dance with me? Go get me another "Snork Juice.""
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"Oh, that's maybe not the best idea for you."
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"Yes, I'm here. Dance up on me."
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"Yes, yes, yes."
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"This is my first fight with Ann, and it's a doozy."
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"But I believe that honest discussions between friends"
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"can lead to deeper intimacy."
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"This is a watershed moment in our relationship,"
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"and it's important that we fight clean."
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"All I need to do is focus and stay calm."
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"I don't understand how this is my fault."
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"It's not... Everything isn't your fault all the time."
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"Don't always make everything your fault."
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"Good! It's not all my fault. I'm not the stupid jerk."
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"I'm not the one who's being a stupid jerk right now."
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"I didn't mean it like that. You know I didn't mean it like that."
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"I just meant you were being stupid,"
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"and you were acting like a jerk."
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"Look, I'm sorry that I thought about you for the job, okay?"
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"But sometimes if I don't push you in the right direction,"
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"you end up standing still."
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"I was just trying to do you a favor."
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"Enough with your favors, okay?"
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"Stop."
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"Maybe we shouldn't work together, then."
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"Maybe we shouldn't."
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"Every time I cleanse,"
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"I can literally feel the toxins leaving my body."
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"I know! I feel so much healthier."
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"I've still got a full week to go before the broth stage."
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