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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - The Fight (S03E03)

"Snake Juice."
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"If you don't make it, you're on my Done-zo list."
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"and he has no idea why."
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""So I'll take a beer, too.""
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""Ca-razy." Like "crazy.""
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"I won't publicly endorse a product"
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"My only official recommendations"
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"We need to find a new PR Director for the Health Department."
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""Jan Cooper will give you Chlamydia."
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""I realize that I'm not blameless here."
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""Re-elect Jan Cooper. Mayor of Whoreville.""
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"and I submitted your name."
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"I'm... Grateful. I know."
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"and some chocolate-covered espresso beans"
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"Because I'm almost done with it, Ann."
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"No more lightning-round catch-up sessions."
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"That could be fun."
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"I'll be a stranger."
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"she's the dopest little shorty in all Pawnee, Indiana"
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"Oh, Jean-Ralphio."
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"She's gonna be up all night cramming for a big job interview."
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"Is there enough room for some "man-aise" in this lady sandwich?"
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"Who are you?"
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"I was the best damn agent they had"
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"Gentlemen."
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"Swan song. How you living?"
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"Why aren't you holding a Snake Juice?"
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"Make a baby tuxedo clothing line."
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"I can keep going."
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"I've been everywhere, darling. I'm a very wealthy woman."
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"And I didn't burn down the mill either. My sister did."
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"Leslie, are you mad that I came here?"
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"I'm not... Are you... You seem mad at me."
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"Looks like you two need to kiss and make up."
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"All right."
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"I believe an ounce of that would literally kill me."
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"You emailed everyone at City Hall"
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"that you own to buy alcohol that you invented."
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"to enhance their personal wealth."
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"I'm gonna go dance."
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"Forget it. Jean-Ralphio!"
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"You're stupid, and you're drunk and you're stupid."
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"Pre-broth is an amazing stage. It's when you're most alert."
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"Farts and poop and love and stuff"
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"I'm here."
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"Thank you. We will let you know."
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"Look, I'm sure you guys can work it out."
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"Are you okay?"
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"Okay, sorry."
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"'Cause Chris doesn't know."
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"Donna, come on. Don't."
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"I can't believe that Leslie and I got drunk in a bar"
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"I mean, technically, we all do."
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"And I just wanted you to know that."
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"When did she say... Likes me?"
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"Ben, is there something we can do?"
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"Damn it. Ben's not here."
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"He's not savvy enough to manipulate the system like that."
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"the greatest nurse in the world."
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"So listen, Crazy Ira, check this out, okay?"
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"I'm at this club last night just killing it, the Snakehole Lounge."
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"More like a dude, I bet."
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"Did you wet your whistle?"
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"I need you guys to come to the Snakehole Lounge tonight"
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"to help me with something."
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"Yeah, no, tonight's not good."
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"No can do."
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"I'm on a cleanse."
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"Please. This is important."
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"I'm launching my new high-end, Kahlua-style liqueur,"
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"Sounds like you took a snake and twisted it like a rag"
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"until its blood and guts came out."
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"What does Kahlua-style mean?"
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"I mix a bunch of alcohol together,"
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"I add some sugar and coffee and some other junk,"
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"and it kind of tastes like Kahlua."
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"I can only drink warm tap water with cayenne pepper."
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"Fine. Then don't drink it. Just get other people to drink it, okay?"
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"Meeting in one hour."
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"What's a "Done-zo list"?"
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"It means you and I are done-zo."
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"Hanging out, getting food together, done-zo."
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"You want to come over to my house and play video games? Done-zo."
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"Hey, Tom, you want to come play Putt-Putt with me?"
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"No, we're done-zo."
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"Babe, we got to make that meeting."
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"All right, let's start with the personal stuff. How's Jessie?"
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"Who? The photographer guy."
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"Oh, yeah. We broke up. I didn't tell you that?"
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"Uh-uh."
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"Why? I liked him. Yeah, I did, too."
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"I just... I couldn't deal with his face."
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"Do you think I could get that book back that I loaned him?"
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"Oh, well, I'm technically out of the country."
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"So I would have to call him from a weird number."
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"Sorry. Oh. Never mind."
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"But I'm seeing this new guy, Mattias."
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"You would love him. He's a triple Pisces."
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"Oh, looks like someone's gonna be late for her meeting."
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"Race you."
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"Really? Isn't that a little childish?"
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"Bye, Ann. Sorry, got to go. Hey, move!"
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"Councilman Howser, sorry. Nice to see you as always."
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"Bye."
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"Welcome to Guerilla Marketing 101."
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"What is Guerilla Marketing?"
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"A few ordinary schmoes, no offense,"
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"have a casual conversation next to some guy"
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"Next thing you know that guy orders a whole bottle of Snake Juice,"
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"Ron is going to play our exciting Snake Juice drinker,"
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"A.K.A. Brian Thunder."
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"Jerry, you'll be playing a boring beer drinker."
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"Your name will be Jerry."
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"Your talking points are high-end, VIP, lifestyle."
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"All right, let's run through it once."
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"And action!"
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""The weather has been so weird lately."
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""Hey, let me buy you all a drink.""
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""I'll take something basic like a beer.""
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""Yeah, I'm pretty"
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