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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - The Fight (S03E03)

"Good. Someone needs to be alert tonight."
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"This Snake Juice is basically rat poison."
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"Everybody's wasted."
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"You don't even know one thing. I didn't even say one thing."
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"And then she asked me the whole thing, and I didn't even do it once."
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"I'm like an elephant, okay?"
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"If I walk into a room, it's like, okay, he's in there."
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"Bababooey."
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"Turn this music down."
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"Macaroni salad"
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"Is this everybody?"
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"Ann took a cab."
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"Tom's in the trunk. Jerry's on the roof."
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"All right, where to first?"
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"Your mother's butt."
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"I'm so alone."
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"If even one of you thinks about dry-heaving in my car,"
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"you're all walking home."
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"Leslie."
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"We have to go hire a new PR Director for the Health Department."
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"Oh, my God. I'm so hung over."
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"I've never been this hung over."
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"I feel great. I ran five k this morning."
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"Really?"
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"No, I threw up in the shower."
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"Top of the morning, everyone."
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"I brought some burgers and fries."
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"Eat up."
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"The protein soaks up the sugar."
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"First, you take the cow to the killing floor..."
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"Well, I am out of questions."
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"Then our heads will explode, and we will die."
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"Oh, God."
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"I cannot believe that fight I had with Ann."
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"I owe her, like, a million apologies."
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"I think I owe you one, too."
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"I'm sorry. For what?"
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"I don't know."
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"No, I'm sad."
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"Say, thanks, chum."
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"I'll get those papers delivered for you."
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"Whatever."
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"Post-haste."
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"The doctor says it's probably not serious, but it might be."
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"Oh, Kyle, please stop talking."
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"Why, isn't it Bert Macklin?"
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"What are you doing here, and who is this sorry charlie?"
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"I'm Janet Snakehole. I demand answers, and I want them now."
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"Honey, please. I love you. No offense,"
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"but Bert Macklin died last night"
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"after the tenth shot of Snake Juice."
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"Miss Snakehole."
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"You think I'd let you get away that easily?"
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"Bert Macklin may be dead, but I'm his brother"
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"Kip Hackman."
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"Why wouldn't you have his same last name?"
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"Shut up, Kyle."
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"I know you boosted those paintings."
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"Maybe it was me, but I'll never tell you where they are."
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"And you'll never have my body either."
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"Sorry to hear the news, Tom. We're gonna miss you around the club."
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"Hey, you own shares, too. Why didn't Chris make you sell?"
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"You know what?"
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"Snitches get stitches."
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"I'm a natural moneymaker."
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"I got into government for the connections."
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"This was supposed to be a thing that led to the other thing."
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"It's like when Vin did Boiler Room."
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"That's what led to him being xXx and doing Furious."
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"And Furious. Yeah, I know."
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"Listen, I don't like all this negativity, man."
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"Why don't you turn that "frizz-own" "upside-dizzity." Huh?"
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"This sucks, man."
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"You're wearing snow pants."
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"I got home last night, and I thought I might go sledding."
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"Can I come in?"
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"Yeah, if you're quiet. Okay."
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"Uh, Leslie doesn't know I'm here."
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"Oh, God. So high school."
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"and fought about boys."
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"We're so much better than that."
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"I just keep having flashes of things"
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"that we said to each other."
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"And she's so important to me."
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"I feel like such a dick."
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"I know she feels awful."
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"Yeah. What the hell is in Snake Juice, Demerol?"
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"All I know is Leslie's always talking"
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"about how lucky she is to have you as a friend."
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"You're nice."
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"I can see why she likes you."
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"Oh, God. This is so high school."
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"Just rent a limo, ask her to the prom."
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"I'm sure she'll say yes."
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"All right. Thanks."
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"So let me get this straight."
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"Tom tries to get off the government teat, and we punish him."
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"That doesn't make any sense to me."
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"I'm sorry. Rules are rules."
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"I wish there was something we could do."
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"Tom's not scamming anyone."
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"He's just a kid chasing a goofy dream."
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"I'm sorry. My hands are tied."
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"Jan Cooper was a terrible wife."
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"I just want everybody to know that."
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"Thank you, Dennis."
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"But we can't give you your job back."
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"You sound just like her."
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"That was unpleasant. Yeah."
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"All right, who's next?"
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"You came."
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"Yeah, I had some encouragement."
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"Your sweater's on inside out."
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"And backwards."
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"It's been a tough morning."
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"Lots of regret and shame."
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"That should be the official slogan for Snake Juice."
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"Well, this committee would like to ask"
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"if you are the kind of candidate who could forgive someone"
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"after they've behaved like a complete jackass?"
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