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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - The Fight (S03E03)

""boring."
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""Not me. I want this night to get K-razzy.""
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""I want this night to get crazy."
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""Get me a shot of Snake Juice. I hear it has a dope aftertaste.""
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"All right, that's gonna be a cut."
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"Um..."
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"Ron, you got to say it like you mean it."
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"unless I use it exclusively and I really believe in it."
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"are U.S. Army-issued mustache trimmers,"
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"Morton Salt, and the C.R. Laurence Fein"
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"two-inch, axe-style scraper oscillating knife blade."
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"Dennis Cooper was fired today."
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"Why?"
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"Short answer, he went bananas."
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"Long answer, his wife, Jan, had an affair, gave him a venereal disease,"
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"and so he put signs about her all through City Hall."
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"I'm sure you've seen them."
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"Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah."
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""Brought to you by the Pawnee Health Department.""
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""Chlamydia affects nearly 100% of Jan Coopers.""
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""The Department of Health congratulates Jan Cooper."
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""Miss Chlamydia.""
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""Jan, I love you. Please come back."
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""Please."
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""Brought to you by the Health Department.""
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"Leslie, I want you to help us choose a replacement."
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"Parks and Health work closely together on outdoor programs"
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"and exercise initiatives. Ann should do it."
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"Ann Perkins?"
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"Pawnee is looking for a new PR Director for the Health Department,"
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"You have an interview tomorrow at 9:00 a.m."
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"9:00 a.m. Wow."
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"Yes, I know. I couldn't get it earlier."
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"You can thank me later."
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"But first, you need to go over your homework."
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"These are all the health initiatives"
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"the city has ever undertaken since the 1960s."
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"So you need to partially memorize that."
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"And it's gonna be a long night,"
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"so I got you some energy drinks"
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"and the book Freedom by Jonathan Franzen."
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"Why am I reading this?"
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"And I want to talk to you about Patty."
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"Okay, deep breath."
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"Okay. I've been a nurse for over 10 years."
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"It's not something you just quit."
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"I understand."
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"I just think with this new job, you could make a difference."
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"Make real change happen."
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"Plus, we'd be working in the same building."
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"It would be nice to have an office."
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"And let's be honest, it would be nice to not have"
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"to pull strange things out of people's butts every night."
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"You've mentioned that before. That doesn't happen that often."
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"It happened once. Just once."
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"That already is too many times."
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"I hate talking to people about things."
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"This is a nightmare."
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"I'm grouchy."
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"Well, we have to support Tom."
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"Think about it as role-playing."
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"That makes it sexy."
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"Really?"
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"Can I use a weird voice and try to freak people out?"
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"Yes. Okay."
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"Then next time you see me,"
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"Snake Juice! What? Here?"
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"High-end, VIP, exclusive."
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"Hey, how's it going?"
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"People better buy this stuff, or else I'm gonna be screwed."
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"It's gonna be fine. People will definitely buy it."
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"Uh-oh, uh-oh. "K" to the "N" to the "O-P-E,""
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"Why didn't you just stop at "Pawnee"?"
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"Leslie Knope, seriously, you get sexier every day."
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"And that is not a line. That is for real."
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"Well, I know tonight's gonna be"
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"a big success, and I wish I could stay."
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"I really do, but I have to go help Ann."
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"She might be up all night,"
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"but I think someone else is gonna be doing the cramming."
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"Uh-oh!"
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"Hey. Hey."
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"I'm so happy to see you."
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"And I'm seeing you here."
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"Yes. Yes, I'm surprised."
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"I thought maybe you'd be home preparing for tomorrow."
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"Oh, well, there was way too much stuff"
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"for me to read tonight, anyway."
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"I mean, it was a ridiculous amount of stuff that you gave me."
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"Oh."
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"But you are going in for the interview tomorrow?"
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"I think so."
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"Uh-oh."
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"Oh."
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"Leslie, this is my friend Howard Tuttleman."
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"Oh, please. Call me "The Douche.""
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"You probably know me from my morning radio show on 93.7,"
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""Crazy Ira and The Douche.""
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"Yeah, I had met you before."
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"I actually was on your show once..."
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"Wait! Were you on the show where we had that stripper do math?"
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"Classic, right?"
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"Hello, strange person who I have never met before."
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"I'm Janet Snakehole."
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"I'm a very rich widow with a terrible secret. Who are you?"
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"Bert Macklin, FBI."
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"until I was framed for a crime I didn't commit."
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"Stealing the President's rubies."
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"Now I work alone."
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"Lovely to meet you."
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"I got to admit, I thought your costume"
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"would maybe be a little bit sluttier."
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"How dare you?"
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"Nice."
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"Yes."
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"I'm more of a whiskey man."
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"Ron-Ron, come here."
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"Come here for a bit. You're good right there."
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"Listen, you got to jump on the Tommy Town Express."
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"This guy has some of the best investment ideas"
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