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Clips from The Good Place - Chidi's Choice (S01E01)

"It's fine... I just didn't see it coming."
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"with the exact same name, it is kind of a fun, narcissistic fantasy..."
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"- No, no, Eleanor, I... I'm talking... - I could be into it."
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"Mm, no, I'm talking about"
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"you and Chidi. Now, ordinarily,"
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"you having feelings for my soul mate would be"
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"- a conflict of interest... - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"You think I'm into Chidi?"
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"Yes, Eleanor, I do."
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"Because you are."
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"You mentioned his name nine times in the last ten minutes."
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"Nobody asked you, Bambadjan."
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"I'm not sure what will work with Shawn,"
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"but we should have all our bases covered."
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"or would you prefer the modern British masters?"
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"Chidi?"
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"I know that, buddy, but we're short of time here,"
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"and it's kind of important for Eleanor."
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"Right, which is why I can't take this lightly."
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"What if I screw up?"
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"Listen, I don't need the Chidi who once had a panic attack"
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"during Rock-Paper-Scissors because there were, and I quote,"
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""just too many variables.""
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"I need the Chidi who stormed in here and told me"
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"to stop Eleanor's train without thinking of consequences."
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"Oh, boy, now I'm nervous about that decision."
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"Retroactively? I mean, h... how do you even...?"
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"Okay, we have so many big choices to make."
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"Let's... let's start small."
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"Do you want to use a dry erase board"
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"Just pick."
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"Chidi, just pick!"
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"Come on, Chidi, pick someone."
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"Don't pressure me, Uzo. I have to consider all the factors."
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"Athletic strategies,"
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"the fragile egos of my classmates,"
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"and gender politics."
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"Should I pick a girl as a gesture towards"
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"women's equality, or... or is that pandering?"
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"Or do I think it's pandering because of my limited male point of view?"
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"I'm vexed, Uzo, vexed."
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"You're always vexed. Just pick."
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"Okay, fine, uh, I choose Tokunbo."
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"You can't draft the teacher. Pick a kid."
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"Congratulations, Chidi."
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"You filibustered recess."
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"No, no, no, you're wrong."
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"There are way more things I hate about Chidi than like about him."
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"Like what?"
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"His stupid Clark Kent glasses,"
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"oh, and he loves ethics so much."
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"He once talked about John Rawls for two hours... I timed it."
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"And he only stopped because he saw me timing him."
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"Granted, he laughed, and kind of made fun of himself,"
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"it was a nice moment, but still."
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"He always twitches his eyebrows"
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"when he says "absolutism," and he tilts his head"
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"whenever I say anything ignorant,"
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"but he never makes fun of me, which is nice."
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"He's also incredibly patient, and kind,"
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"and surprisingly jacked, and, oh, fork,"
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"I know this is awkward,"
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"but as your advocate,"
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"I think you should tell Chidi how you feel."
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"Would a hug make you feel better?"
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"- No, I don't think that it would... - Oh, too late, you're getting one."
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"Thanks, Bambadjan, that does make me feel better."
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"Yet another lie."
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"You didn't paint this."
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"You got Janet to do it."
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"No, no, no, Chidi did it."
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"to this one because he said you'd like it more,"
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"and he made me memorize stuff to say to you"
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"so you wouldn't be so sad."
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"This is all his fault."
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"You should yell at him."
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"Chidi helped you make me happy."
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"It's almost as if he was trying to..."
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"Oh, oh, my."
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"Of course."
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"This is the cool painting I made."
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"This guy's famous."
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"I mean, who even are those ladies?"
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"Yeah, it would be easier to sort out the issue"
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"of dry erase versus paper if I could write down"
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"I would have to use one of them to write down the pros and cons"
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"for them, which is problematic."
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"Wow."
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"Ethics team, how's it going?"
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"- Terribly. - Cool."
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"Well, you guys are kind of my last hope, so that's not great."
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"Hey, do you mind if I borrow"
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"Professor Stomachache here for a second?"
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"Please, take him for an hour, take all the time you want."
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"Okay, sit down, maybe."
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"I dated many annoying guys, okay?"
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"They would call me all times of the day"
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""just to talk" or ask me if I'd taken cash"
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"out of their wallets, stupid stuff."
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"And when I stopped having fun with them,"
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"I'd leave. Usually wouldn't even call or anything. I'd just bounce."
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"Gotta go spend that money you stole."
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"Point is, you are way more of a buzzkill"
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"Okay, thanks for this conversation."
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"I never want to leave you."
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"I want to stay in the Good Place because of you."
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"Because I love you."
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"I think."
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"No, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, I love you."
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"Ugh, that's embarrassing."
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"I feel so itchy. Sorry."
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"Don't say anything."
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"Okay, I'm gonna go."
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"Ugh, love has made me a nerd."
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"Bye."
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"He's not supposed to be here. Just like your "soul mate.""
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"More importantly, you did the ballerina painting"
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"'cause you were trying to protect my feelings,"
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"because you love me."
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"that was made in our neighborhood."
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