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Clips from The Good Place - Chidi's Choice (S01E01)

"And I'm a professional amateur DJ."
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"You know what? It'd be one thing if you just weren't a Buddhist monk,"
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"How did you get here?"
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"Anything that might help your case."
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"And later, I confessed because Chidi was being"
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"Uh, well, hooking up with someone"
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"Shall we start with the Greeks"
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"I'm sorry, choices are hard for me when I'm under pressure."
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"I don't know."
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"or the regular pen and paper?"
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"Come on, Chidi. Just pick someone."
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"his extensive turtleneck collection,"
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"Let's take a little break."
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"and, I hope, friend,"
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"I got you an awesome painting, but then he switched it"
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"the pros and cons for each, but, of course,"
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"than any of those dudes."
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"But, somehow,"
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"I just needed to get that off my chest."
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"Catch you later, silly Billy."
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"Oh, Chidi, don't you see? This is the real mistake"
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"And right now, I'm just a girl..."
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"towering over a boy..."
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"I feel like her confession of love"
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"Dude, you can't just run away."
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"I am not Carson Daly. I'm a weather reporter."
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"Figured you two charlatans would sniff each other out"
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"Listen, you and I have a weird, complicated,"
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"and I care about it."
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"They did nearly 30 episodes."
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"I take it the moron is me?"
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"Now it's my turn."
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"Real Eleanor, that's what the system determined."
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"You know, it's interesting."
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"Well, I d... I don't know. I mean, the system might be"
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"Your indecisiveness is infecting me like a virus."
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"this whole neighborhood could fall apart."
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"and I love you like a brother,"
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"decide what to say in your toast, handle problems that pop up the day of."
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"This is where I shine."
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"We both love to dance, we were both banned"
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"and if the system paired us up,"
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"Jason and I are getting married"
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"Think about each of the women."
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"Wedding's in 20 minutes, buddy."
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"I'm really hot."
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"a literal meltdown. Also, you're not dressed yet,"
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"I'm sorry, you were right."
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"You should just leave me here and go get married."
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"my wedding isn't for another month."
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"if you could handle being my best man,"
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"Oh, no. No, I mean, I'm... I'm relieved,"
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"and now he is marrying whatever Janet is."
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"And according to the central theme of 231,600 songs, movies,"
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"that's what love's all about."
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"- Jason? - Mm-hmm?"
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"Can I kiss you, or will I be electrocuted?"
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"Whoo, get some! Got get it, girl!"
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"It's funny... I was devastated when I found out"
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"He's a simple man."
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"'Course, hot stuff. I got your back."
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"What?"
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""eternally grateful for semi-cute,"
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"I-I desperately needed something to keep me afloat,"
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"Number three and number four are tied for number three."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"I'm ranking my favorite "Fast and the Furious" movies."
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"You said you wanted to know who I am, and this is"
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"the best way to get to know me."
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"No, it isn't."
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"You could tell me your real name, for starters."
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"My name is Jason Mendoza."
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"I'm from Florida."
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"And is, uh, that a family member?"
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"I wish. That's Ariana Grande,"
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"the sexiest woman alive."
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"You wish that you were related"
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"to a woman you want to have sex with."
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"but you're barely even a regular, functioning person."
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"I don't know, but, please, dawg, you can't tell Michael about me."
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"You have some nerve asking me for favors"
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"when you have spent weeks deceiving me, making a fool"
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"out of me, and bringing snack food into my house."
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"Disgusting."
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"Oh, Ariana, we're really in it now."
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"_"
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"Shawn, the judge, could show up at any moment,"
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"so we need to have a rock-solid argument for why"
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"Fake Eleanor should not be sent to the Bad Place."
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"- Should be fun. - That's the spirit!"
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"Don't even think about the fact that"
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"our slightest misstep could cause Fake Eleanor"
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"to suffer for eternity."
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"That's all I'm thinking about now."
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"Yep, shouldn't have said that. Regretted it immediately."
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"Bambadjan was a human rights advocate,"
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"so he and Real Eleanor will build a sort of legal argument."
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"Um, ahem, could you please just say "Eleanor,""
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"and maybe point to whichever one of us you're addressing?"
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"Well, actually, the fake/real distinction helps me."
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"Oh, does it, Bambadjan?"
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"Now, I know a fair amount about your time on Earth."
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"Why don't you tell me about your time here?"
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"Well, in the first 24 hours, I caused the world"
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"to erupt into chaos, and then I caused"
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"a garbage storm. It was kind of a rough start,"
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"but things calmed down after Chidi started helping me"
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"learn about ethics."
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"Okay, tell me about that."
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"Well, I studied with Chidi every day,"
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"and then Chidi got sick of me,"
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"so I did some nice stuff to make him feel better."
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"tortured by guilt, and I just felt awful"
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"seeing his little, nerdy face all contorted."
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"Oh, Eleanor, I have"
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"a stomachache because of what you did."
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"He is such a dork."
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"You know, a lot of death row inmates feel regret about things"
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"they never said... admissions of guilt or anger... or love."
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"Are you making a move on me?"
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