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Clips from Family Guy - Turban Cowboy (S11E11)

"You can really taste the fear in the chicken."
Family Guy
"You know, Peter,"
Family Guy
"a lot of people are not as accepting"
Family Guy
"of Muslim culture as you are."
Family Guy
"Well, I think everything about it is the best."
Family Guy
"Like this hookah."
Family Guy
"I mean, who doesn't want to sit around a table"
Family Guy
"with a bunch of guys and suck on the same thing?"
Family Guy
"Mmm, it's like smoking my grandfather's jacket."
Family Guy
"Man, I wish I could stay here all night, Mahmoud."
Family Guy
"But I'm supposed to pick up"
Family Guy
"the dry cleaning before it closes."
Family Guy
"I killed a mouse with my tie."
Family Guy
"Nonsense."
Family Guy
"I'll have my wife pick it up for you."
Family Guy
"What? She'd do that?"
Family Guy
"Oh, absolutely."
Family Guy
"I need you to run an errand for my friend Peter."
Family Guy
"Of course."
Family Guy
"Anything for you, husband."
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"That was amazing."
Family Guy
"Of course she listened."
Family Guy
"In Muslim culture,"
Family Guy
"wives are much more obedient."
Family Guy
"No way! That's awesome!"
Family Guy
"So wait, let me get this straight:"
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"Sweet hat, obedient wife,"
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"when I do stuff?"
Family Guy
"You, sir, have got yourself a Muslim."
Family Guy
"Peter, where are you going?"
Family Guy
"And why are you dressed like that?"
Family Guy
"Well, Lois, I happen to be a Muslim now,"
Family Guy
"which means I'll be spending a lot of my time"
Family Guy
"in mostly-empty cafes, watching soccer"
Family Guy
"on an eight-inch black-and-white TV."
Family Guy
"Yes! The team I like is kicking it!"
Family Guy
"Yes! The team I like is kicking it again!"
Family Guy
"(chiming)"
Family Guy
"that-that "Diarrhea Only" sign on your bathroom?"
Family Guy
"Peter, this is my friend Omar."
Family Guy
"He can teach you many things about our faith,"
Family Guy
"including how to ululate."
Family Guy
"What's that? It's this:"
Family Guy
"(rapidly trilling vocalization)"
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"Oh, my God! That's terrifying."
Family Guy
"I don't know if I'm ready for that."
Family Guy
"No, Peter, it's okay."
Family Guy
"Just sing the beginning of "La Bamba,""
Family Guy
"but don't say the "La Bamba" part."
Family Guy
"Oh, okay."
Family Guy
"(rapidly trilling vocalization) Yes, good job!"
Family Guy
"You're doing it! ♪ Bamba."
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"Ooh, so close."
Family Guy
"All right, Lois, I'm off to the bazaar."
Family Guy
"What do you mean?"
Family Guy
"You mean the market?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, the bazaar."
Family Guy
"Well, if you're going to the market,"
Family Guy
"can you pick up some cereal,"
Family Guy
"some butter, and a loaf of bread?"
Family Guy
"I'll see what they have."
Family Guy
"All right, Lois."
Family Guy
"Here's six cobras, a bolt of silk,"
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"and a ram's horn."
Family Guy
"Peter, what the hell?"
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"Hey, can you help me with the 20 paper bags"
Family Guy
"Why the hell would you get 20 bags of dates?"
Family Guy
"The monkey in the little vest who was selling them"
Family Guy
"(sighs) You know what?"
Family Guy
"Fine."
Family Guy
"I'm just gonna assume this will pass,"
Family Guy
"like your "everywhere is a racquetball court" phase."
Family Guy
"(Peter gasping)"
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"all over the court, what do you say we take"
Family Guy
"one quick second to talk about the Wichita account?"
Family Guy
"And let me assure you, my racquetball game"
Family Guy
"is no indication of how we do business here at J.T. Stern."
Family Guy
"Okay, zero serving zero."
Family Guy
"I have to say, Peter,"
Family Guy
"I am impressed by how much"
Family Guy
"you have committed yourself to Islam."
Family Guy
"I even started wearing leather sandals"
Family Guy
"with way-too-long toenails."
Family Guy
"See how the big ones are getting yellow?"
Family Guy
"Ah, yes, very Muslim."
Family Guy
"are getting together tonight"
Family Guy
"and we wanted to invite you to join us."
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"O.M.A."
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"I am so there!"
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"Actually, we are meeting here."
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"Follow me."
Family Guy
"Oh, hey, you guys."
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"Hey, is anyone gonna object"
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"if I pick my nose with a dagger?"
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"Mahmoud, who is this man?"
Family Guy
"Why would you bring him here?"
Family Guy
"Do not worry. This is Peter."
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"He believes in our cause."
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"How can you be sure?"
Family Guy
"Give him the test."
Family Guy
"Who is better?"
Family Guy
"Hulk Hogan or the Iron Sheik?"
Family Guy
"Um, the Iron Sheik?"
Family Guy
"I told you."
Family Guy
"Look at him, he is the perfect man"
Family Guy
"to help us blow up the Quahog Bridge."
Family Guy
"(imitates gunfire)"
Family Guy
"So are these toys just, like, to take?"
Family Guy
"Hey, guys, what football team should I like?"
Family Guy
"Mahmoud says we all need"
Family Guy
"to act like we're fans of American football"
Family Guy
"so we seem less... b-buh... buhspicious."
Family Guy
"What? What are you talking about?"
Family Guy
"I'm talking about Mahmoud."
Family Guy
"You know, I actually feel really bad for him."
Family Guy
"Did you know he knew 19 guys who died on 9/11?"
Family Guy
"I mean, what are the odds?"
Family Guy
"Peter, I think you joined"
Family Guy
"a terrorist sleeper cell."
Family Guy
"What?! That's crazy."
Family Guy
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