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Clips from Family Guy - Turban Cowboy (S11E11)

"♪ It seems today that all you see ♪"
Family Guy
"I mean, we used to have hobbies."
Family Guy
"Shh, shh, shh."
Family Guy
"That calmed you down, you (bleep) horse."
Family Guy
"Yeah, I got one. Can I listen to my iPod on the way down?"
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"Okay, let's do this!"
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"Get off my plane! Get off my plane!"
Family Guy
"Wait, wait, guys. How about this?"
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"I'm dead already, Peter."
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"(runners screaming)"
Family Guy
"here with Boston Marathon winner Peter Griffin."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, look, a bowl of M&M's."
Family Guy
"for those chopped-up hot dogs."
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"(both laugh)"
Family Guy
"Oh, thanks! I'm so glad you guys could make it!"
Family Guy
"Am I living or am I dying?"
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"Yeah, I'm sorry, Lois."
Family Guy
"It's a traditional Muslim prayer cap."
Family Guy
"(chuckles weakly) Yes, that is what I intended."
Family Guy
"Joe is, uh... (clears throat)"
Family Guy
"And who the hell doesn't look at jugs?"
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"down at the community college."
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"They gave her the chair right by the door."
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"from the Lap-Band, right?"
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"She just listened to everything you said."
Family Guy
"and I get to shout "Admiral Akbar""
Family Guy
"Oh no! The team I don't like is kicking it!"
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"I will celebrate with finger cymbals."
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"Hey, is that for real,"
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"of dates I got in the car?"
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"happened to be very persuasive."
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"(chuckles)"
Family Guy
"Are you kidding? It's awesome."
Family Guy
"Listen, Peter, some friends of mine and I"
Family Guy
"Okay. He is one of us."
Family Guy
"(imitates explosion)"
Family Guy
"Ah! Oh my God!"
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"on this cell phone he gave me."
Family Guy
"Damn phone's busted."
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"(explosion, people screaming)"
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"This is very serious."
Family Guy
"We have the Unabomber, Timothy McVeigh,"
Family Guy
"and even that fat guy at the Atlanta Olympics"
Family Guy
"so we said he did."
Family Guy
"Okay, before we get started,"
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"They don't name names."
Family Guy
"All right, this is our target."
Family Guy
"Why, what did you imagine?"
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"It is too late."
Family Guy
"Look, I know you're mad at our government,"
Family Guy
"and the home of the sunburnt, freckled fat guy."
Family Guy
"For we..."
Family Guy
"Mahmoud, you're under arrest."
Family Guy
"is now under suspicion."
Family Guy
"Yeah, I think we could all use a drink."
Family Guy
"Peter, did you just... Let's go, let's go, let's go..."
Family Guy
"is this improv?"
Family Guy
"Are you doing improv?"
Family Guy
"No. Now get out that door!"
Family Guy
"The real door!"
Family Guy
"Yes, I have a question:"
Family Guy
"When exactly are we doing the bombing?"
Family Guy
"The attack will happen tomorrow"
Family Guy
"during afternoon rush hour."
Family Guy
"In order to get past the checkpoint at the toll plaza,"
Family Guy
"we will need an American behind the wheel"
Family Guy
"to arouse the least amount of suspicion."
Family Guy
"Sorry, can you repeat all that?"
Family Guy
"I just had an itch right by my microphone."
Family Guy
"Microphone?!"
Family Guy
"He's wearing a wire!"
Family Guy
"Hey, Joe, can I ask you a question?"
Family Guy
"Can you fart? Oh, of course I can."
Family Guy
"I've got a button for it right here."
Family Guy
"(farting)"
Family Guy
"Aw, cool!"
Family Guy
"(Peter whimpering)"
Family Guy
"It sounds like they found Peter's wire!"
Family Guy
"The attack happens now."
Family Guy
"Now drive."
Family Guy
"Man, I never thought it would end like this."
Family Guy
"Basically the same thing, only Nathan Lane."
Family Guy
"♪ Now, drive!"
Family Guy
"Okay, you're good to go."
Family Guy
"Please, Mahmoud, don't do this."
Family Guy
"but you gotta realize, that's only part of America."
Family Guy
"We're the land of the free"
Family Guy
"A place where Jenny McCarthy has a role"
Family Guy
"in the debate over childhood vaccinations."
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"and see black women fighting."
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"And where Ubu is considered a good dog"
Family Guy
"even though he never sat."
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"We're the proud nation where someone can"
Family Guy
"shoot up their entire workplace with a thing,"
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"and then the next day nobody talks about banning that thing."
Family Guy
"It's the land that lets people on Twitter"
Family Guy
"spell the word "their" any way they want."
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"And where, if you think you can dance,"
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"that assertion will be challenged and evaluated."
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"are America."
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"You will not convince me."
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"America must pay for its sins!"
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"Hold it right there!"
Family Guy
"Look, Joe, I drove a van."
Family Guy
"Oh, Peter, I'm so glad you're okay."
Family Guy
"That was some pretty rough stuff."
Family Guy
"You... you didn't cry, did you?"
Family Guy
"Well, I mean, I went through an awful lot."
Family Guy
"Peter, if you cried, we are done."
Family Guy
"Great job, Peter."
Family Guy
"Thanks to you, 30 terrorists are behind bars,"
Family Guy
"and every middle-class Arab in this town"
Family Guy
"So what happens next,"
Family Guy
"do those guys all get trials?"
Family Guy
"Well, you know... (mumbling)"
Family Guy
"(sighs) It's a long... it's the process, and... whatever."
Family Guy
"Well, what do you guys say"
Family Guy
"we all go celebrate at the Clam?"
Family Guy
"Tell you what, let me call Horace"
Family Guy
"and tell him to get our table ready."
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