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Clips from Family Guy - Turban Cowboy (S11E11)

"Look, I'm gonna call Mahmoud right now"
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"He'll tell you."
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"(keypad beeping)"
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"(explosion, glass shattering)"
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"Maybe I dialed wrong."
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"(keypad beeping)"
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"Peter, please stop trying to call Mahmoud."
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"Your friends are terrorists."
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"Think about it."
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"They're... they're meeting in secret,"
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"they're creating cover stories..."
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"Oh, my God, you're right!"
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"See, I told you Mahmoud was bad news!"
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"Those guys are all bad news."
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"Hang on there, Quagmire."
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"Just because these few guys are terrorists"
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"doesn't mean all Muslims are."
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"Every ethnic group has their nut-jobs."
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"who didn't do it, but he looked mean,"
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"Joe, you don't get to talk about the regular Olympics."
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"Well, I gotta go down there right now"
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"and tell Mahmoud we can't be friends anymore."
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"Wait a minute, Peter."
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"You're already in their group."
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"They trust you."
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"If you can find out what they're planning next,"
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"we might actually be able to stop an act of terror."
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"You'd be a hero."
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"Well, I... I could try."
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"I mean, I am a pretty good actor."
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"Remember how upset I seemed to get"
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"when Lois said she was leaving town"
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"Oh, my God, I'm gonna miss you guys so much."
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"Don't forget to call and let me know"
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"exactly when you'll be back."
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"Get out."
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"Okay, you're all set."
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"Remember, we'll be in the van listening to everything,"
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"so if anything goes wrong,"
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"we'll pull you right out of there."
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"Don't you worry, Joe."
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"I'll blend in like a chameleon"
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"in Courtney Love's crotch."
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"Oh my God!"
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"Where did you just come from?"
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"A very, very bad hiding place."
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"I have an announcement from headquarters."
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""No more shorts.""
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"And this isn't coming from me, this is management."
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"This is about me, isn't it?"
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"They just say, "No more shorts," okay?"
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"The Quahog Bridge."
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"We loaded a van with explosives,"
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"which we will drive to the bridge and..."
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"Wait a minute-- explosives?"
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"Is this not improv class?"
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"No."
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"Is..."
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"and one that I think is stupid."
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"(whispers): So do I try to match your speed?"
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"but I hope this is the end of your skydiving career."
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"I saw my whole life flash before my eyes,"
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"(stuttering)"
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"Whose crappy van should we take?"
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"Everybody down!"
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"with the kids for a few days?"
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"And that's actually where you come in, Peter."
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"Change of plans."
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"Pull over up here."
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"The job must be done."
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"A country where you can walk into any IHOP"
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"Oh, me too, Lois."
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"That's a great idea."
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"♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪"
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"No, he's weird."
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"So, Mike, now that you've thoroughly kicked my butt"
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"(softly): It's okay."
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"chattier than you'd think he'd be when you're not here."
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"♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
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"(makes car noises)"
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"Hold on. Oh, no!"
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"♪ Lucky there's a family guy"
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"♪ All the things that make us"
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"♪ Family Guy 11x15 ♪ Turban Cowboy Original Air Date on March 17, 2013"
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"MAN: Hey, look at that douchebag who got stabbed in the butt!"
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"Settle an argument we were having earlier."
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"(house music thumping, blaring)"
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"This could actually be an opportunity."
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"♪ On which we used to rely?"
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"♪ Laugh and cry"
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"♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪"
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