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Clips from Family Guy - Turban Cowboy (S11E11)

"(nervously): Yeah. You?"
Family Guy
"(laughs) No. No, not my first time."
Family Guy
"Thanks for the lift, Gil."
Family Guy
"I think I'll take the express down."
Family Guy
"♪"
Family Guy
"(inhales deeply, sighs)"
Family Guy
"Ah, just as gorgeous as ever."
Family Guy
"Actually puts me in the mind to write a spoken word poem."
Family Guy
"Am I falling or am I flying?"
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"O, Great Spirit, free me"
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"from the bonds of gravity and criticism."
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"Deliver me from my greatest enemy."
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"His name is Peter."
Family Guy
"More specifically, Peter's Shyness In Public."
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"O, Great Spirit,"
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"why do I hold myself back in such situa...?"
Family Guy
"Oh, (bleep) (bleep) the ground!"
Family Guy
"(gasps) Damn it!"
Family Guy
"The Eiffel Tower?"
Family Guy
"Oh, cool, I'm in Paris!"
Family Guy
"Aw, crap, I'm in Vegas."
Family Guy
"Well, Peter, I'm glad you're all right,"
Family Guy
"You know, when I thought I was gonna die,"
Family Guy
"and we did way too much Star Wars crap."
Family Guy
"I should get the kids home. It's way past dinner."
Family Guy
"What she really means is"
Family Guy
"that it's shaky Mommy's white wine time."
Family Guy
"Let's go, kids! Come on! We really gotta go, kids."
Family Guy
"Let's go! Come on!"
Family Guy
"Excuse me. Now that your family is gone,"
Family Guy
"would you mind if we turn on the TV?"
Family Guy
"Oh, hey. I didn't know anyone was here."
Family Guy
"I, uh, I was just kidding"
Family Guy
"when I told my family I loved 'em."
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"I am Mahmoud."
Family Guy
"I'm Peter. You know, I never seen a hat"
Family Guy
"like that before, so I'm very scared of it."
Family Guy
"No, this is just a taqiyah."
Family Guy
"Oh. Hey, you know who'd look funny wearing one of those?"
Family Guy
"The Monopoly guy."
Family Guy
"(laughs) Correct!"
Family Guy
"Go directly to jail and convert to Islam!"
Family Guy
"(laughs) 'Cause they do that!"
Family Guy
"Hey, you're all right, Mahmoud."
Family Guy
"You, too, Peter."
Family Guy
"So, what do you wanna watch?"
Family Guy
"Well, if you turn on Channel 14,"
Family Guy
"we can probably catch the end of Muslim Looney Tunes."
Family Guy
"(upbeat Middle Eastern music plays)"
Family Guy
"As a pig, I am very dirty"
Family Guy
"and should not be touched by humans."
Family Guy
"So, how was the hospital, Peter?"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, that place was incredible."
Family Guy
"They have this one jar, whole thing was full of cotton balls."
Family Guy
"It's amazing how far medical technology has come."
Family Guy
"Well, sure is good to have you back."
Family Guy
"Look, I'm just saying"
Family Guy
"if "pro" is the opposite of "con","
Family Guy
"what is the opposite of "progress"?"
Family Guy
"Think about it."
Family Guy
"You know, I actually had"
Family Guy
"a pretty good time in the hospital."
Family Guy
"I even made a new friend. You did?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, his name's Mahmoud."
Family Guy
"In fact, I told him to swing by if he had time."
Family Guy
"It's "congress.""
Family Guy
"Hello, Peter!"
Family Guy
"Oh, hey! You made it! Hey, guys, this is Mahmoud."
Family Guy
"Mahmoud, this is Brian, Quagmire and Joe."
Family Guy
"Hello. Hi, there."
Family Guy
"Hey, there. Hello. How are you?"
Family Guy
"Have a seat."
Family Guy
"Any friend of Peter's is a friend of ours."
Family Guy
"Hey, Mahmoud, you know, I'm actually glad you're here."
Family Guy
"Which Spanish chick has better jugs:"
Family Guy
"Salma Hayek or the other one?"
Family Guy
"Oh, but I do not pay attention to such things."
Family Guy
"I am married. What?"
Family Guy
"Okay, well, how about this, Mahmoud?"
Family Guy
"You know "progress" has the word "pro" in it, right?"
Family Guy
"Shut up, Joe!"
Family Guy
"Hey, you guys, come on. Let's get the man a drink."
Family Guy
"What are you having?"
Family Guy
"How about a ginger ale?"
Family Guy
"But if you'll excuse me, right now I have to go"
Family Guy
"bring great shame to myself by using the restroom."
Family Guy
"Isn't he great?"
Family Guy
"Why'd he order a ginger ale?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, and he's got his cell phone clipped"
Family Guy
"to his belt like he's some kind of big shot on vacation."
Family Guy
"Oh, I see what's going on."
Family Guy
"You guys are uncomfortable with Mahmoud because he's Muslim."
Family Guy
"What? What are you talking about?"
Family Guy
"This is your post-9/11 racism talking."
Family Guy
"I, for one, think it's great that Peter has enough"
Family Guy
"of an open mind to have a Muslim friend."
Family Guy
"You know, a lot of dogs just sit outside, tied to poles."
Family Guy
"Look, Mahmoud's my friend, okay?"
Family Guy
"So he's Muslim. Every culture has its quirks."
Family Guy
"Italian guys talk with their hands a lot,"
Family Guy
"Irish guys drink a lot,"
Family Guy
"black guys change their shirts while they tell you a story."
Family Guy
"So, how's Bernadette? She's all right."
Family Guy
"She's taking interior design classes"
Family Guy
"I mean, she's good at haircutting and everything."
Family Guy
"But I guess now she wants"
Family Guy
"to hang plates on the wall or whatever."
Family Guy
"And you know she gained the weight back"
Family Guy
"That Bernadette and her pie."
Family Guy
"You know it, brother."
Family Guy
"Okay, I'm gonna go eat this steak in the bathroom."
Family Guy
"Thanks for getting dinner, man."
Family Guy
"Wow, this place is really cool, Mahmoud."
Family Guy
"It's like ear-bloodening sounds had sex"
Family Guy
"with nose-bloodening smells and this is their baby."
Family Guy
"I am glad you are enjoying yourself."
Family Guy
"Would you like some of my meat fooshnoosh?"
Family Guy
"It's a chicken that has been yelled at for two hours"
Family Guy
"and then run over by a Mercedes."
Family Guy
"Mmm! Mmm! Oh!"
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