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Clips from Family Guy - Turban Cowboy (S11E11)

"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
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"ANNOUNCER: We now return to Jeopardy Presents:"
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""The Best of Contestant Banter.""
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"So, Ben, it says here you have a connection to milk."
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"Yes, funny story. I discovered recently"
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"that I have an allergy to milk."
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"(chuckles) So I guess we won't be eating any cheese around you."
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"And Dennis, you once spent a night in a tent?"
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"So, uh, what do you guys got planned for the weekend?"
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"I don't know. I might sit out in the front yard"
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"with a rake and wave at cars."
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"Yeah, and I found a hole in my fence"
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"I was gonna maybe stick stuff through."
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"God, look at us."
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"How'd we become so dull and pathetic?"
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"You're right."
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"Remember when I was a horse whisperer?"
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"(whinnies)"
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"(whinnies, nickers)"
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"That's right. I bet you're hungry."
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"Maybe it's time the three of us"
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"do something exciting to shake things up."
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"Hey, now that's a good idea, Joe!"
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"All right, okay, I have two ideas."
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"One that I think is awesome,"
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"See if you can guess which one is which."
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"We could either A) Rob a Mafia poker game,"
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"(flatly): or B) Skydive."
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"Skydiving, huh? I'd be totally up for that!"
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"Yeah, I've always wanted to try skydiving!"
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"Really? Eh, could be fun, I guess."
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"Besides, I haven't done anything new"
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"since I learned to use a palm frond."
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"Yeah, just match my speed."
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"And do we stagger our waves"
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"or do 'em at the same time?"
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"Um, they should've covered this in orientation."
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"Guards, have the new guy executed!"
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"Am I the new guy?"
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"All right, we're almost at our jumping altitude ."
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"Does anyone have any questions?"
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"Of course. Just as long"
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"as it's not Tom Petty's "Free Fallin'"."
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"I'll just keep it in my pocket."
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"Any other questions?"
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"Let's do this!"
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"That wasn't a question. Back of the line."
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"JOE: Hey!"
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"Whoa, is that Harrison Ford?"
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"Yeah. It said in the brochure"
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"that he assists with all the jumps."
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"Get off my plane! Get off my plane!"
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"Get off my plane!"
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"Oh, look, he even brought Calista Flockhart with him."
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"Uh, Peter, I think that's just a piece of paper."
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"Good, 'cause she looked fat."
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"HARRISON FORD: Get off my plane!"
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"All right!"
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"Yeah! This is amazing!"
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"I know, it's unbelievable!"
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"Hey, guys, let's try to re-create this feeling"
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"for the rest of our lives, with drugs."
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"Oh, it looks like it's almost time"
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"for us to pull our cords."
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"Last one to open their chute gets 20 bucks."
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"Okay. I'm in."
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"Damn it!"
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"You're looking at a dead man."
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"I might not even pull the cord at all."
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"(groans, whimpers)"
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"Holy crap, this is awesome!"
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"I haven't felt a rush like this since I won that marathon!"
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"I'm Bob Costas,"
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"Peter, how did you do it?"
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"I'll tell ya, Bob."
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"I just got in my car and drove it."
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"And when there was a guy in my way, I killed him."
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"Kids, have you seen your father?"
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"(phone rings)"
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"Hello?"
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"(air whooshing) PETER: Is dinner almost ready?!"
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"Yes, Peter. God, where are you?"
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"I can barely hear you."
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"Pull back my chair ever so slightly."
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"(sighs) Daddy's home."
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"All right, it's 4:59. In just a few seconds,"
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"all the unreturned library books will be officially late."
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"The wieners was already drawed in the books when I got 'em."
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""Libra: A strange man will drop into your life." Hmm."
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""Pisces: Be careful at work today.""
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"♪"
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"Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go..."
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"Aw! He so shoulda died! This is bullcrap!"
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"Stop smiling."
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"90% of the people playing this are pooping."
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"Hey, Lois, when are you gonna do the laundry?"
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"I got, like, six parachutes in there."
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"Peter, those things are choking up the washing machine."
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"Oh, so now I got you a bad washing machine"
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"for Christmas."
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"Little tip, Stewie:"
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"Love dies, and that's okay."
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"I write down all his advice in a little notebook."
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"Yesterday's was, "I've never seen a pigeon die"
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""from eating food on the ground,"
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"so what's the big whoop?""
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"Peter, this skydiving thing has gotta stop."
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"You've destroyed half the neighborhood."
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"And I'm afraid you're gonna really hurt yourself."
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"I'm sorry, Lois."
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"But skydiving is who I am now."
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"It's like they say, fish gotta swim,"
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"birds gotta fly, and gay guys gotta criticize"
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"the host of the party behind his back."
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"What are we, six?"
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"I know. And remind me to get the recipe"
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"Oh, my God, Josh, this party is so amazing!"
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"Everything is perfect! We're having so much fun!"
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"Come on. He saw us. Let's go."
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"First time?"
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