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Clips from The Office - Interview (S02E02)

"All right. Bye."
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"- The toys? - Shut up."
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"What are the toys? Is it buckaroo?"
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"- If it's ker-plunk, I'm coming round. - It was actually a private phone call, so.."
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"Yeah. "The Jolly Farmer"...is it Hungry Hippo?"
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"Private life then, just to flesh out David Brent the man. Is there a better half?"
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""David quipped, "why buy a book when you can join a library?"""
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"- So you play the field? - Well... I don't like using chicks and shit."
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"But I'm just chilling out while I'm young I suppose."
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"- And is there a chick in tow at the moment? - I don't kiss and tell."
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""Brent says, 'no comment'.""
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"- So you don't have a girlfriend? - Well, what is a "girlfriend"?"
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"I don't think you'd win a Pulitzer for filth."
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"I got this for my mate Gobbler. It's his birthday. We're all going up Chaser's tonight."
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"Oh, yeah! Oh yeah! Come on, come on, baby!"
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"Oh... 0h... 0h!"
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"Come on, come on, baby!"
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"He's gonna love that. He comes in his pants."
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"Do it again."
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"I'm 30 years young now, anyway."
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"I'm not someone who has specific goals about having done this or that by my age."
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""I should have done this. Why haven't I taken that chance?""
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"I just think, if you look at life like rolling a dice,"
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"If I jack that in now, go for something bigger and better, I could easily roll a six."
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"No problem. I could roll a six. I could also roll a one."
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"So I think sometimes just leave the dice alone."
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"That's why my professionalism is probably only as important as..."
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"- come in... my humanism."
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"Hi. I just wondered if you got any time for a little chat."
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"I've always got time for staff, Dawn. You know that. "He's always got time for staff.""
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"- Before you go... - "even though a lot happening in his mind, should be on other stuff, he still..""
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"Shoot."
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"Before you leave, I wanted to hand in my notice."
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"Ooh, no. Thought this would happen."
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"- Who else is thinking of doing this, Dawn? - Don't think anyone is."
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"Don't throw your career away just because I'm leaving. I know it won't be the same, but you'll probably get to know someone else, and then.."
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"That's not why I'm actually going."
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"- Read between the lines. - Well, you haven't read it."
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"Very flattering but, is it just a coincidence that you're handing in your notice when I'm leaving?"
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"- Yes, it is. - Is it?"
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"- Oh where you going? - The states."
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"Allright. Ok. We're just.. yeah, thanks. What are you going to write about this? because I thought... Ok. Cheers. I thought we were..."
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"getting back to... "Strings to Brent's bow. A) philanthropist.""
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"- Hiya. Have you got a minute? - Yeah. Sure."
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"I don't know if you know, but when David goes, we're probably going to do an external appointment."
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"We wondered if you'd do us a favour in the meantime and be caretaker manager, for a while."
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"- Blimey. God... - Just doing David's job..."
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"and obviously there'd be acting-up pay."
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"That's really flattering. Thank you. Listen, I'm going to say no and..."
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"- it's a bit more work for a lot more money. - I've got nothing to spend it on."
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"- It's only temporary. - I thought that about this job! And I've been here..."
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"- Ok. - So I'm..."
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"Listen. I think you should give it to Gareth. Seriously, I do."
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"He takes things seriously. He's conscientious. He works hard."
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"Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!"
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"- Thanks, Tim. - Thank you. Much appreciated. Thank you."
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"0h, no... 0h, no!"
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"It says here that for women, the most important qualities in a man are..."
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"eyes, smile,"
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"flat stomach..."
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"- yup. - Buttocks..."
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"yup."
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"- Can we see them? - No. Gay."
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"Ok well let's put it out. Sheila, what do you look for in a bloke?"
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"Cool."
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"- Trudy, how about you? - I quite like shy men, actually."
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"- Yeah. I understand that. - Would that be yours?"
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"- No. - What do you look for in a man?"
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"- Rugged good looks. - You always tell me it's a good sense of humour."
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"Yeah, you've got that. You've got a good sense of humour."
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"Rach, have you got a sec?"
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"I just wanted to tell you..."
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"I don't know how to say it."
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"This is so hard."
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"- Well done. She's crying. - I know. Just leave it."
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"You dumped her, so it's nothing to do with you anymore. She needs someone to cheer her up."
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"Ok don't take Dirty Bertie. Don't... I beg you. Don't take Bertie."
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"- Overruled. - Gareth If you have to go, don't take Bertie."
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"- Hi... - Fuck off."
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"There you go. So... stay in touch."
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"Cheers."
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"People can't believe I'm this happy to be leaving."
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"Not because there's anything wrong with it, but you know I did that thing at the centre?"
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"Well, as I was giving that motivational speech,"
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"I could literally see them all getting all motivated from it."
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"It's like being born again."
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"And it showed me how much I had to offer other people."
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"These are the guys from Cooper & Webb, the management training consultants."
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"This is Ray. This is Jude. This is Helena."
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"She's writing quite a big article on me for "Inside Paper", the trade magazine."
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"I've mentioned our thing, so... you don't mind if she sits in on this gig, do you?"
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"- No, not if you don't. - I'm coolio. Ok."
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"Hello. Wernham-Hogg."
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"Yup. I'll put you through."
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"- I'll be in in a few days. - Ok."
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"- Ok. - See you later."
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"Bye, Dawn."
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"All right mate? Probably wondering who they're gonna offer David's job too. Me."
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"- You got it? - Yes."
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"- Congratulations. - Thank you."
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"Things are gonna start changing around here so you can start bucking your ideas up. Starting with your appearance."
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"It's going to be a well-oiled, tight ship around these here parts."
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"- What sort of management training is it? - We..."
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"I'll answer. They use celebrity speakers... expert speakers."
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"So... ok."
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"So where are we? Shoot."
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"- We'd like to thank you very much for the time you've given us... - No sweat. It's what I do."
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"...but we won't be using you again, I'm afraid. - You won't be?"
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"- Why not? - It's just not exactly what we were looking for."
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"I'll do it differently. How do you want me to do it?"
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"We have a very specific idea of what it is that we're looking for, and we know..."
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"Oh, fucking hell!"
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"- We would like to say thank you... - Yeah, yeah, yeah! Yada, yada, yada."
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"- Go on and get.. Timewasters. - We're really sorry about..."
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"Wasting my time."
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"- Oh you mean me as well? - Yeah."
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"- Would you mind if I just took a quick photo? - No."
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"- I'm just waiting for the flash. to.. - Yeah."
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"There's a green light."
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"Ok."
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