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Clips from The Simpsons - Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles (S27E27)

"My son, I just want to say, I wish the four of you the best."
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"Now I can't look at you without picturing it."
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"I'd like that. Great, man, great."
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"Fire looks like it's dying down."
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"Thanks, man."
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"Well, I guess a lot of women leave their men"
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"to go back and serve in Afghanistan."
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"♪ Push it to the limit ♪"
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"♪ But don't look down, just keep your head ♪"
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"♪ ♪"
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"♪ You've reached the top but still you gotta learn ♪"
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"Willie, you know you can't play that torture trumpet to kids."
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"I'll just use it to vape, then."
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"retired Air Force Sergeant Ms. Berrera."
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"Ay, caramba!"
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"A woman?"
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"Good morning, crew."
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"For you, teacher."
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"Because if there's one thing I learned in combat,"
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"it's that the most powerful weapon is knowledge."
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"Shoulder-mounted anti-tank missile. Duh."
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"Did you ever American Sniper someone?"
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"Oh, my God, I've got a cool teacher."
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"What am I doing? I'm sitting up straight,"
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"I've got to fix that."
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"Okay, let's show this innocent young veteran"
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"what happens when you call on Bart Simpson."
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"Ma'am, my name is Bart,"
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"A neck tat?"
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"♪ Pretty sober ♪"
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"♪ I've only got one beer inside me ♪"
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"♪ Pull me over ♪"
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"Homer, don't forget to pick up milk."
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"I'm running a basic errand."
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"Homer Simpson buying a healthy product?"
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"Now I have seen all of the things that there are to see."
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"$16?! Oof,"
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"another case of the rich cows stickin' it to the little guy."
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"Okay, don't worry. We're going to get you into a milk today."
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"Hmm. I like it's in a plastic bottle"
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"that'll be around for millions of years."
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"But is it good for my kids?"
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"Hmm."
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"but we'll just use science to jazz things up."
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"We used to feed boring old grass to cows."
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"But we brought in a next-gen blend of phenyl ketamine,"
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"I'm not the kind of guy advertising works on,"
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"but I'll take 20, no questions asked."
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"Hmm?"
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"Don't want to be late for school."
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"Hair combed, face washed?"
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"I thought I'd shake things up."
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"Morning, Bart. What the? Ooh, la, la."
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"The courthouse is closed because the judge is becoming a citizen."
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"I'm the last one to breakfast?"
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"You guys are planning my birthday, right?"
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"'Cause last year's was kind of lonely."
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"a bowling alley really is."
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"Ooh, could this punctual Bart possibly be connected"
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"Oh, do I have a cute new sexy teacher? I hadn't noticed."
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"♪ Bart likes his teacher ♪"
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"♪ Bart likes his teacher. ♪"
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"In fact, to be supportive, I'll drive Bart to school."
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"Or how handsome he is, Marge."
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"Not a he, right, boy?"
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"Even my dad came back for this!"
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"Last time, you never came back."
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"Oh, right. That's my other abandoned son."
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"I have a brother!"
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"Putting the first new coat of paint on this school"
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"to have a joker in the platoon."
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"Bart, according to your folder,"
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"Can you meet me after class?"
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"No problemo. I can move my 3:30 freeze tag."
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"Ugh, just cancel."
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"but I am worried that you're starting from a place"
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"far behind most students."
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"No! Last time he was at my house,"
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"Even my mom got bored, and she loves boredom."
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"Well, I guess I could see you Tuesdays after school."
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"♪ Chasing the clouds away. ♪"
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"Uh, Ms. Berrera?"
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"uh, pulling your maps."
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"You have to give 'em a snap."
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"That's right. In my head, I sound like this."
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"What happened? Did jazz die?"
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"Look at me!"
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"Do you want fries with that?"
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"What am I saying?!"
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"I, too, was visited by the Ghost of Puberty Present."
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"I've got to buy a van."
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"This isn't fair."
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"This is my happy childhood, for crying out loud!"
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"Dialing for pizza."
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"Somewhere, another mustache is in tremendous pain."
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"Homer, I'll fix Lisa up, and you teach Bart to shave."
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"You got it. But there will be blood."
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"The cream looks delicious, but don't eat too much."
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"And there. See how it's done, boy?"
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"Dad, aren't you supposed"
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"Hmm."
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"That's why proms are dark."
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"So we won't see your sweet little face for ten more years?"
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"Let me try some makeup."
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"Cruelty-free? Oh, yes."
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"Marge? Marge, you got to see this!"
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"The kind we combat veterans know."
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"And, also, Parent- Teacher-Student Dilemmas."
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"No!"
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"Oh! Teacher, could you kiss my owie?"
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"Where's the owie? I'm fine. I'm fine."
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"Didn't know you were so cool."
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"Hope this doesn't go to my head."
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"how tectonic plates rub against each other"
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"You do not have to tutor this boy"
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"under the new One Child Left Behind law."
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"He's got a mustache coming in."
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"Oh, my God, I just got invited to my first third-grade party!"
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"Which is better--"
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"A... or B?"
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