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Clips from South Park - Mecha-Streisand (S01E01)

"Yes, but I want to see if you're learning anything."
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"...and we'll dig for our very own Indian arrowheads."
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"- No, I did, Pip! - Oh, dear."
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"We keep going until somebody falls. Last one standing gets the arrowhead."
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"- I suppose if I must. - Ready? I'll go first."
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"Well, I guess you win."
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"This is just a stupid triangle."
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"Check it out, dude. It's got little drawings on it."
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"- What is it? - I don't know."
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"- That was cool! - Give it back!"
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"This is Anasazi writing! This must be thousands of years old."
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"Here with a special report, a quadriplegic on a pony."
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"But he didn't give it back. I kicked him..."
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"...and he cried like Nancy Kerrigan. - Liar!"
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"The boy will take his discovery home and perhaps donate it to science later."
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"We have little time. Have you seen Barbra Streisand?"
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"Aliens!"
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"Stop that!"
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"- Yeah. - No, I found it! He stole it!"
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"- You threw it away! - He's a dirty thief."
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"- Yeah, how did you know? - Okay, now this is very important."
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"- Why do you wanna know? - I'm not talking to you!"
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"- Boys, shouldn't you be in school? - It's Saturday."
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"- Well? - Well, what?"
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"- Damn! Then we must look for them. - What is this all about?"
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"If Barbra saw the same news report, those boys are in danger."
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"No, where would she be staying?"
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"- Cartman? - You scared the crap out of me, Ike!"
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"- What are you doing? - I'm trying..."
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"Ike, tell Cartman that it's my triangle!"
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"If it means that much to you, take the stupid triangle!"
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"If it'll make you leave me alone, take it! Here!"
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"I got the triangle, I got the triangle! You don't, you don't!"
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"- I always heard she was a bitch. - More than a bitch!"
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"Her mother's a jackal. Her father's an insurance salesman."
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"Insurance salesman?"
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"The keepers of Pantheous learned of her wish."
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"The diamond was split up and buried."
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"The other triangle is the one Kyle has?"
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"If Babs gets that other triangle, she'll fulfill her prophecy..."
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"- Mecha Streisand! - Mecha Streisand?"
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"I don't know what that means, but it doesn't sound good."
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"The bus sure is late."
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"- How are you today? - Fine."
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"I'm so glad you found it. Because without it, I would die within hours."
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"We'll roshambo for it. I'll kick you in the nuts. Then you kick me."
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"No wonder that Barbra Streisand lady wanted it."
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"Anyway, if you'll come with me in my car..."
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"Sweet! I'll be rich!"
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"Shouldn't we not get into cars with strangers?"
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"I won't put a foreign object up my ass."
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"Cut! Print that. Excellent, Sid."
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"Excellent."
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"Screw you, hippie!"
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"- I don't know how much more I can take. - All right, you asked for it!"
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"No!"
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"- We'll have to go to plan B. - There's a plan B?"
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"- Ever heard of the band, The Cure? - Come on..."
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"No!"
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"Finally, the triangle is mine!"
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"Now, the Diamond of Pantheous is complete!"
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"Mecha Barbra Streisand!"
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"This is pretty f* * * * d up."
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"Goddamn it, not again."
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"We'll get you, you bitch."
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"Robert Smith? Sweet!"
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"Get outside her, Ned! I can't get a shot in from here."
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"It's no use. Our firepower has no effect!"
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"I never thought I'd live to see you in person!"
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"It's over. She's too strong for them. We'll have to leave town."
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"Make her go away. I hate Barbra Streisand!"
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"Hold this walkie. Help me fight her."
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"No way, you gave it to us. It's mine."
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"All right, I'll roshambo you for it. Ready?"
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"Where's he going?"
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"Goodbye! Thank you for your help. Visit us again."
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"Disintegration is the best album ever!"
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"At least I have the walkie-talkie Robert gave me."
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"I've learned something:"
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"Mecha Streisand"
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"We dig them up and find over 1 2 new arrowheads every month."
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"Eric, keep quiet! I'm trying to sleep."
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"Can anybody tell me who left these arrowheads here?"
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"Let's all grab our anthropology pickaxes that were handed out..."
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"Shut up, Cartman!"
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"- I think I found one! - No, I found it!"
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"- We'll roshambo for it. - What do you mean?"
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"First, I kick you in the nuts. Then you kick me in the nuts."
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"Look, I found another one!"
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"- We'll roshambo for it. - No, it's mine."
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"- Anthropologist! - How's it going?"
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"Come on, let me kick you in the nuts for it!"
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"...found something during a field trip today."
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"The 8-year-old was very shocked..."
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"...when he came across an ancient object."
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"- Back to you. - Thanks. Those are cute kids."
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"Let it go."
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"I'll get that triangle if it's the last thing I do!"
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"Give me a little pepper. Give me a little salt."
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"- You're that movie critic guy on TV. - Leonard Maltin, yes."
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"Leonard Maltin in my cafeteria! I'm Chef."
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"I know. Listen to me."
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"You mean, like, "the" Barbra Streisand?"
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"- Have you seen her?! - Not since Yentl."
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"- Then I'm not too late. - Too late for what?"
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"Why do you care?"
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"I have a button we can use for his nose."
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"- What would we use a marble sack for? - Be careful where you put that carrot, Kyle might steal it."
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"- I didn't steal anything. - Tell Kyle I'm not speaking with him."
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"Good!"
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"- No. - I bet you do."
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"That sucks, dude!"
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"- Like John Elway important? - What?!"
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"Does the triangle have two snakes joined at the middle?"
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"- What seems to be the problemo here? - There's no problemo, officer."
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"She's being a total bitch!"
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"No excuses! Move along, you little troublemakers!"
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"And if you ain't Fiona Apple, I don't give a rat's ass!"
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"I guess he's not home."
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"If you were Barbra Streisand, where would you be now?"
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