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Clips from South Park - Mecha-Streisand (S01E01)

"- Where? - I don't know, it was a rumor."
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"Damn it, where's your car?!"
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"That little bastard has the triangle, Milo."
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"How many years has it been? Thirty? Forty?"
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"And now I am so close."
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"Hell, yeah, I got the triangle."
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"- You sure Barbra's condo is here? - It was a rumor."
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"This has gone far enough. I won't drive until you tell me what this is about."
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"She learned of the Diamond of Pantheous..."
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"I wonder what I should do with my triangle? Now that it is mine."
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"Hello there, little boys."
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"- I hear one of you found my triangle. - Your triangle?"
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"Who is that?"
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"Just this really, really old lady who wishes she was still 45."
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"You should have seen her nose. It's big enough to land planes on."
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"- Talk about a bitch, I haven't seen... - Enough!"
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"...I'll take you to my condo and kill you..."
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"I mean, give you money for the triangle."
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"Bet you wish you didn't give me that triangle. Dumb-ass!"
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"Not when money's involved."
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"And action!"
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"Take five. Let's set up for the next shot."
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"Hello. You must hurry."
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"- Let me go! Seriously. - Yeah, let us go."
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"I'll teach you to meddle with my triangle!"
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"- It's not my triangle, it's Kyle's! - Don't pass it back on me, fat ass!"
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"- Where is the Triangle of Zinthar? - I don't remember."
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"Torture!"
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"Now do you remember?"
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"Damn your black heart, Streisand!"
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"I don't know, maybe Barbra doesn't have a place up here after all."
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"Why have we been driving around all day when there's a plan B?"
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"...don't tell me The Cure is involved too."
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"No, just the lead singer."
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"What's the matter, Leonard Maltin?"
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"- They're in trouble! - Oh, fudge!"
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"When's the last time you changed your socks?"
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"And your socks smell like a garden?"
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"Whoa, dude!"
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"Weeks after the devastating attack of mutant beasts, zombies and turkeys..."
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"And to think, I actually watched your HBO special."
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"Oh, no! She has joined the two triangles?"
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"- Yes, she stole my triangle! - Get us down."
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"- That was cool! - I'll go after Streisand."
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"Chef, call Robert Smith of The Cure."
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"- Hello? - Is this Robert Smith of The Cure?"
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"- Yes, it is. - Leonard Maltin asked me to call you."
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"So Barbra Streisand's found the other triangle, eh?"
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"All right, men, give her everything you've got!"
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"I'm scared."
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"I hate to ask this, but could I get an autograph? My sister would die!"
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"We're doomed! Goodbye, Mr. Hat."
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"Barbra!"
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"No!"
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"- Oh, my God, they killed Kenny! - You bastards!"
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"- That's right, I'm Sidney Poitier. - Damn, it's nice to meet you."
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"The Sidney Poitier in my hometown."
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"My mom said there were no monsters, but there are."
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"We have to say goodbye to South Park."
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"You can try."
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"I have to try. I can't let Barbra Streisand do this to the entire world."
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"Her weak point is the nose."
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"Robert Smith is the greatest person ever!"
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"Our savior."
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"Can I have my walkie-talkie back?"
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"No, that's mine! He gave it to me!"
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"People who want a lot of power always end up dead."
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"- Yeah. - And I've learned something too:"
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"Mecha Ike!"
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"Isn't that your job?"
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"I found a magic triangle, and he took it from me!"
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"I said, "I'll kick you in the nuts.""
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"- What will you do with it? - Hide it from Cartman."
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"It's important you tell me where those boys from the news report are."
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"- You know John Elway? - No!"
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"- Whoa, dude! - Where is the triangle, damn it?"
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"I heard she had her own $4 million condo up near the ski slope."
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"Ike, tell Kyle that I was trying to get my triangle back."
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"- A lot of celebrities have condos. - Then we've got to keep looking."
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"While shooting My Fair Lady, Barbra found one triangle."
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"That is great. My name is Mrs. Jones. I am a very friendly, nice person."
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"Yes. You see, that triangle is part of my kidney dialysis machine."
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"- Oh, no, finders keepers! - But I'll die."
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"- It's worth a lot of money to me. - It is?"
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"Rebecca, I'm a man. A man like any other with dreams and emotions."
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"A small, white-bread, mountain town called South Park."
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"Soon the Triangle of Zinthar will be mine."
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"You fools have no idea the powers you're meddling with."
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"She's close. Very close. I can feel her!"
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"- Where? - She has the boys."
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"Keep going this way. Hurry!"
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"Holy crap, Ned! That's the biggest goddamn deer I've ever seen!"
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"...the town of South Park has managed to rebuild itself once again..."
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"Thank you, Miss Streisand!"
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"- What's going on here? - Sidney Poitier?"
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"- Barbra has the Triangle of Zinthar? - She's made the Diamond of Pantheous."
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"Is that really necessary?"
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"- Am I too late? - Who are you?"
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"Quickly, Robert Smith, she's powerless!"
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"- What should we do with the triangles? - Get rid of them."
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"Don't you ever learn?"
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"- Did you like that episode? - You bet!"
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"You'll love this next one, it's our favorite."
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"We follow Barbra Streisand as she tries to take over the world."
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"A lot of our fans ask us:"
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""Do you hate the celebrities you make fun of in South Park?""
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"Of course not. It's just in good fun."
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"Except when it comes to Barbra Streisand. We hate her."
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"In fact, we're pretending that Indian Companion is her."
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"- That's why we're kicking her. - Shut up, Barbra."
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"...let's have a rootin'-tootin' grandma-humping time..."
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"...with "Mecha Streisand"!"
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"So these ancient arrowheads are buried deep in the earth."
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"You threw it away. It's mine."
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"- You did throw it away. - I was setting it aside."
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"What's that noise?"
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"- A boy found the Triangle of Zinthar. - Where?"
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"- Robert Smith of The Cure! - Sweet!"
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"- Oh, no, she's back! - Oh, my God, look!"
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"Hooray!"
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