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Clips from Family Guy - The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair (S09E09)

"What's with the getup?"
Family Guy
"Oh, nothing."
Family Guy
"I just wanted to look sexy for Susie."
Family Guy
"How are your eggs, Joe?"
Family Guy
"If he doesn't say anything about me calling him "Joe,""
Family Guy
"that means we're truly in love."
Family Guy
"She just called me "Joe.""
Family Guy
"That's kind of weird."
Family Guy
"But I'll just let it slide."
Family Guy
"She's got nothing going on."
Family Guy
"Besides, what harm could it do?"
Family Guy
"They're delicious, Meg. Thanks."
Family Guy
"You're welcome, Joe."
Family Guy
"Ah, , I should have said something."
Family Guy
"He let me say it twice now."
Family Guy
"It's like we're married."
Family Guy
"PATRICK STEWART: This is Patrick Stewart."
Family Guy
"How are you liking the program so far?"
Family Guy
"Aah! Oh, geez, you scared me."
Family Guy
"What happened to your clothes?"
Family Guy
"Hey, what are you doing?"
Family Guy
"Whoa, what the hell happened to you?"
Family Guy
"What the hell is your problem?!"
Family Guy
"Me? What did I do?"
Family Guy
"You're the one going all Michael Hutchence over here."
Family Guy
"You just stay away from me, you psychopath."
Family Guy
"Look, I don't know what's going on here,"
Family Guy
"Oh... my... God."
Family Guy
"Good Lord!"
Family Guy
"I... am a genius."
Family Guy
"What... what is it?"
Family Guy
"Don't you see, Brian?"
Family Guy
"My machine did work."
Family Guy
"That's why I didn't feel more evil--"
Family Guy
"all the evil energy went into him."
Family Guy
"Well, kill it. It almost choked me to death."
Family Guy
"I shall do no such thing, Brian."
Family Guy
"If I can decode the genetic puzzle of this being,"
Family Guy
"to my own neurological makeup."
Family Guy
"Evil Stewie, come with me."
Family Guy
"Hi, honey."
Family Guy
"What?"
Family Guy
"What'd you say?"
Family Guy
"Is that, uh-- is that Bonnie's dress?"
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah. Susie spit up on me,"
Family Guy
"and I didn't want to go all the way home,"
Family Guy
"so I just threw this on."
Family Guy
"I hope that's okay."
Family Guy
"Yeah, it's fine, I guess."
Family Guy
"Oh, here's that juice box you asked for."
Family Guy
"Oh... What's wrong?"
Family Guy
"Oh, nothing."
Family Guy
"It's just that I like to put the straw in myself."
Family Guy
"Oh, I-I'm sorry. Here."
Family Guy
"Yeah. It's not the same now."
Family Guy
"I'll, uh, I'll just get another one."
Family Guy
"I'll get it!"
Family Guy
"Hello."
Family Guy
"Oh, hi, Meg, it's Bonnie."
Family Guy
"Oh, great."
Family Guy
"Has Joe died?"
Family Guy
"What? No."
Family Guy
"I was just calling to tell him my father is recovering well"
Family Guy
"and the doctors say he'll be fine."
Family Guy
"That's great. I'll tell him."
Family Guy
"I'll be flying back first thing in the morning."
Family Guy
"Okay, bye, Bonnie. See ya tomorrow."
Family Guy
"Bye."
Family Guy
"Who was that?"
Family Guy
"Oh, uh, prank call."
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah, I, uh, get a lot of those."
Family Guy
"I can never figure out who it is."
Family Guy
"Who is this?"
Family Guy
"Wheely-wheely stupid head, but you wish that you were dead."
Family Guy
"but you better cut it out! I'm a cop, you know!"
Family Guy
"Oh, what, are you gonna report me on your can't walkie-talkie?"
Family Guy
"I'm gonna hang up now."
Family Guy
"I got three more of these I wrote on a napkin."
Family Guy
"Ma'am, is this your bag?"
Family Guy
"Ma'am, this bag contains a concealed weapon."
Family Guy
"I'm gonna have to place you under arrest."
Family Guy
"You're gonna have to come with us, ma'am."
Family Guy
"What happened to the coke?"
Family Guy
"There's no coke in here."
Family Guy
"Oh, , Ricardo's gonna kill me."
Family Guy
"A night out, a good dinner. Thank you so much."
Family Guy
"Well, I wanted to do something special."
Family Guy
"Show you how much I appreciate"
Family Guy
"all the hard work you've been doing."
Family Guy
"Oh, it's been my pleasure."
Family Guy
"I wanted to talk to you about."
Family Guy
"What's that?"
Family Guy
"Do you ever think about having another baby?"
Family Guy
"I don't know."
Family Guy
"I guess I'm open to it."
Family Guy
"So, I'll get off the pill..."
Family Guy
"Nothing. Nothing. Forget it."
Family Guy
"I-I think I'm just a little scattered tonight."
Family Guy
"I'm probably just PMS-ing"
Family Guy
"Oh, grody."
Family Guy
"What's wrong with you?"
Family Guy
"You know, I could ask the same of you."
Family Guy
"We haven't made love in two weeks."
Family Guy
"We haven't made love ever!"
Family Guy
"Oh, great! Now you've upset the baby!"
Family Guy
"This feels right, but it tastes like a dirty penny."
Family Guy
"This is ridiculous."
Family Guy
"Evil Stewie could be anywhere."
Family Guy
"You know, this really is all your fault."
Family Guy
"If you hadn't told me I was going soft"
Family Guy
"I wouldn't have created Evil Stewie,"
Family Guy
"he wouldn't have escaped"
Family Guy
"and we wouldn't be trying to track down a murderer."
Family Guy
"For all we know he could be killing someone else right now."
Family Guy
"Oh, no."
Family Guy
"Oh, no."
Family Guy
"Listen, guys, I got something to tell you."
Family Guy
"And I don't really know how to break it to you,"
Family Guy
"so I'm just going to come right out and say it."
Family Guy
"Meg has a crush on me."
Family Guy
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