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Clips from Family Guy - The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair (S09E09)

"Oh, my God! Get over yourself!"
Family Guy
"I remember when Brian had a similar difficulty with Meg."
Family Guy
"Maybe she's prone to quick and severe infatuation."
Family Guy
"Yeah, with a dog, not a cripple."
Family Guy
"Hey, easy there."
Family Guy
"All right, look, maybe I'm wrong."
Family Guy
"Maybe I misread a few of Meg's signals."
Family Guy
"Sorry I bothered you."
Family Guy
"Excuse me, Lois, I have to go make a phone call."
Family Guy
"Hey, wheely stupid head,"
Family Guy
"I heard you think Meg likes you."
Family Guy
"How are you getting this information?!"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, Joe was here."
Family Guy
"I can smell him."
Family Guy
"Okay, I get the smell part."
Family Guy
"But, Meg, I think we have to have a talk."
Family Guy
"Sweetheart, you don't--"
Family Guy
"you don't have a crush on Joe, do you?"
Family Guy
"Um... I don't know."
Family Guy
"What, Mom? Why shouldn't I like him?"
Family Guy
"When I'm with him, he makes me happy."
Family Guy
"And he needs me."
Family Guy
"Oh, Meg, you're fooling yourself."
Family Guy
"It's classic Florence Nightingale Syndrome."
Family Guy
"You're taking care of him and you're feeling a closeness"
Family Guy
"that you're misinterpreting as a romantic connection."
Family Guy
"But think about it, Meg."
Family Guy
"You two have nothing in common."
Family Guy
"You know, you're right, Mom."
Family Guy
"Meg, what the hell did you do?!"
Family Guy
"We're exactly alike, you and I."
Family Guy
"Now we can be together."
Family Guy
"No, but I mean after soccer practice."
Family Guy
"You got anything planned for then?"
Family Guy
"I mean, nothing, nothing."
Family Guy
"Keep walking. You don't know me."
Family Guy
"And your family's on the way."
Family Guy
"But that was a crazy thing you did, Meg."
Family Guy
"I know."
Family Guy
"I just wanted us to be closer."
Family Guy
"Look, Meg, I do care for you,"
Family Guy
"or a good friend's daughter."
Family Guy
"I feel like such an idiot."
Family Guy
"Don't. I'm lucky to have you as a neighbor,"
Family Guy
"and even luckier to have you as a friend."
Family Guy
"When is Bonnie coming home?"
Family Guy
"I have to apologize to her."
Family Guy
"Well, you can apologize right now."
Family Guy
"Hi, Meg."
Family Guy
"Bonnie, I'm so sorry I got you arrested."
Family Guy
"No, it's all right, Meg."
Family Guy
"Look, I was a teenage girl with a crush at one time myself."
Family Guy
"I know sometimes it makes you lose touch."
Family Guy
"Thanks for being so understanding."
Family Guy
"I mean, you're not gonna go to jail or anything, are you?"
Family Guy
"No, I'll be around."
Family Guy
"I need these voice-over checks to support my gambling addiction."
Family Guy
"Evil Stewie?"
Family Guy
"Wherever you are, if you can hear me,"
Family Guy
"Okay, there you are."
Family Guy
"I've had enough; I can't live with that stupid family anymore."
Family Guy
"Do me a favor and end it all for me, will ya?"
Family Guy
"Delighted to oblige, Brian."
Family Guy
"Oh, come on, not this thing! Really?"
Family Guy
"Brian, it's me, Stewie."
Family Guy
"Shoot him! No! Brian, you know me."
Family Guy
"All right, there's only one way to settle this."
Family Guy
"They're like leg hands!"
Family Guy
"Wow!"
Family Guy
"That was really brilliant."
Family Guy
"Thanks. Just glad this nightmare is over."
Family Guy
"And I'm really glad I didn't kill the wrong Stewie."
Family Guy
"Yeah, me, too."
Family Guy
"Hey, come on, I'll take you home."
Family Guy
"♪ It seems today that all you see ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ All the things that make us ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪"
Family Guy
"Oh, hi, Bonnie. What's up?"
Family Guy
"Hi, Lois, um, I hate to bother you,"
Family Guy
"but I'm going out of town for a few days"
Family Guy
"I was hoping that while I was gone,"
Family Guy
"you could look in on Susie and Joe."
Family Guy
"And go have sex with Quagmire."
Family Guy
"Quagmire! Quagmire!"
Family Guy
"Giggity-giggity-giggity!"
Family Guy
"Well, of course, Bonnie. I'd love to help."
Family Guy
"Meg, sweetie?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, Mom?"
Family Guy
"Bonnie wants you to look after Susie and Joe"
Family Guy
"while she's out of town."
Family Guy
"What?! Why me?!"
Family Guy
"I don't want to have to do that."
Family Guy
"And Bonnie said you are very pretty."
Family Guy
"But I... How did that come up?"
Family Guy
"Oh, y-you know..."
Family Guy
"we were talking about pretty people."
Family Guy
"and she kind of took the baton from there and said Meg Griffin."
Family Guy
"Who's Rachel Maddow?"
Family Guy
"A model."
Family Guy
"Yeah."
Family Guy
"Okay, I'll do it."
Family Guy
"Oh, hey, uh, excuse me, fella?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, what do you want, shrimp?"
Family Guy
"Oh, just a few moments of your time."
Family Guy
"Hang on."
Family Guy
"Let me just get this little guy assembled."
Family Guy
"So where you from?"
Family Guy
"Newburyport. What's it to you?"
Family Guy
"Everybody's got a story, that's what I believe."
Family Guy
"Wow. Never seen that happen before."
Family Guy
"I've assembled that rifle a million times."
Family Guy
"Well, I don't know if it's just the rifle."
Family Guy
"What are you talking about?"
Family Guy
"I think you're going soft."
Family Guy
"I mean, when was the last time you tried to blow something up,"
Family Guy
"or take over the world,"
Family Guy
"Hey, I got a lot on my plate, man."
Family Guy
"Yeah, you're losing it, man. You're losing your edge."
Family Guy
"Well, I don't care for your tone"
Family Guy
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