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Clips from Family Guy - The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair (S09E09)

"♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
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"♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪"
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"to visit my father in the hospital."
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"Aw, shucks, you can't blame a guy for trying."
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"And-- and I said Rachel Maddow,"
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"Oh."
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"Whoops."
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"Oh, I'm just always interested in where people are from."
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"All right, I think we're all set here."
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"What the devil happened here?"
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"or even used the phrase, "Damn you"?"
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"I-I spent half an hour laughing at my own feet yesterday."
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"and I'd say you deserve a good kick in the..."
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"Well, Brian, I thought about what you said"
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"I don't know."
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"I don't feel any different."
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"Well, why don't you try insulting me?"
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"Um, sometimes you chase helicopters."
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"Helicopters are going to hurt us, and I make them stay away."
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"I really appreciate you helping me out these past couple of days."
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"Uh, no, not really."
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"Hey, can you tell me what Lady Gaga is?"
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"No."
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"Well, whatever it is, I like it."
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"Unless your version of a picnic is being the basket."
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"Wow."
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"Yeah, that's my boyfriend."
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"Brian, have you seen...?"
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"Easy, easy, man, easy."
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"but don't be throwing things, because that's just not safe."
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"What?"
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"It created an evil clone of me."
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"It must be studied."
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"perhaps I can determine how to apply it"
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"We're going to run a few tests on..."
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"Are you okay?!"
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"I just said hi."
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"How is everything going there?"
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"Listen, I don't know who this is,"
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"No, no, no, wait, wait, wait!"
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"All right, three more."
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"Oh, my goodness, how did that get in there?"
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"Really? Oh, that's great!"
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"What do you mean?"
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"Hey, this is supposed to be a fun night."
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"Oh, God! Oh!"
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"Oh, no!"
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"Who is this?!"
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"Yeah, he just left."
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"I know. I can feel him."
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"Oh, my God, you do have a crush on him."
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"I made us the same, Joe."
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"My God, we have to get you to the hospital."
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"I'm... I'm so sorry."
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"Thanks. I'm lucky to have you as a friend, too."
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"I-I hope I didn't get you into too much trouble."
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"I'm completely defenseless right now."
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"Well, this is a gift, Brian."
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"Thank you for making it so easy."
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"Hey, well, you know, you're doing me a favor."
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"Look at me. Shoot him."
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"Look at your feet."
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"Nice job, man!"
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"♪ ♪"
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"...97, 98, 99, 100."
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"Ah, thanks, Meg."
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"Sorry I bit you yesterday."
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"That's okay."
Family Guy
"I guess now I know not to get too close to your bowl, right?"
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"Yeah."
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"I know you're not trying to hurt me, but part of me doesn't know."
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"Oh my God, is it ten of 8:00?"
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"Aw, damn it, I missed the bus."
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"Oh, well, that's all right, Meg."
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"I can drive you to school."
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"So, uh... how are your academics going?"
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"Good. Real good."
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"That Puerto Rican street gang give you any trouble"
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"on your way home from school?"
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"What Puerto Rican street gang? You're welcome."
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"Oh, hang on, there's a red light."
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"So, um..."
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"I hear you teenage girls are pretty hot on that, uh..."
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"Nic Cage."
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"Okay."
Family Guy
"Is that a band, or a soda, or a store, or..."
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"one of those terms like "donkey punch"?"
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"Is it a douche?"
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"Is Lady Gaga a douche?"
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"I don't think so."
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"Ah, green light."
Family Guy
"Is... is it hard being a paraplegic?"
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"Well, it's no picnic."
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"Well, you seem like you have a good attitude about it."
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"Yeah, you know, it's like we handicapped people say:"
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""When life ruins your legs, you just gotta make legonade.""
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"I can sort of relate to that."
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"You know, sometimes it's really hard being me,"
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"and I guess I just make Megonade."
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"That sounds disgusting."
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"All right, we're here."
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"This is my school."
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"Yeah, isn't that where you wanted to go?"
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"Well, y-yeah, but..."
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"most times people just drop me off a block away"
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"so they don't have to be seen with me."
Family Guy
"Aw, that's gay."
Family Guy
"I don't mind being seen with you."
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"You don't?"
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"Of course not."
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"Well, I-I better go, I don't want to be tardy."
Family Guy
"Ah, that's not going to happen from missing one class."
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"People are born that way."
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"Now run along, or you'll be late."
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"Yeah."
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"Meg, you're here early."
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"Oh yeah, I just wanted to make sure"
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"you got a nice hot breakfast before you head off to work."
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"Oh. Well, thanks."
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