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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Daesong Heavy Industries (S11E11)

"Already forgotten."
American Dad! (2005)
"You could have used the accident"
American Dad! (2005)
"And what happens when she finds out you've been texting?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Not gonna happen, because I am done with all that."
American Dad! (2005)
"Just let me send this last one."
American Dad! (2005)
"Ah! Damn autocorrect."
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"Damn it! "Dong gave me AIDS.""
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"Let me juuuust..."
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"like everyone can see it."
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"They can."
American Dad! (2005)
"Shape and size are coming through with perfect clarity."
American Dad! (2005)
"But don't get psyched out -- just nail the dive"
American Dad! (2005)
"and show these jerks you've got ice in your veins."
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"A-and who knows? Maybe they won't even notice me."
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"God, that's good stuff."
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"An athlete or a pervert?"
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"Ignore me. I'm just a divorced dad with weekend visitation."
American Dad! (2005)
"Gregory! What are you doing over there by the jets?!"
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"I don't care if it fits! You pull it out of that jet!"
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"Gregory!"
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"Damn medication."
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"I'm back from my trip, Mr. S."
American Dad! (2005)
"The hair is just a little side effect"
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"of the seizure medication."
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"Which reminds me..."
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"Wow. Empty already."
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"All right! I'm cured!"
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"That's not how it works, goofball."
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"Oh, I'll drive him!"
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"I don't know why I said I'd drive."
American Dad! (2005)
"I drove over 40 miles on my business trip,"
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"and that's gonna be it for me for a while."
American Dad! (2005)
"That went through?"
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"Even with the crash?"
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"Wait -- Mr. S., were you texting and driving?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Oh, look -- these's a Klaus."
American Dad! (2005)
"Save me, texting!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Okay, fine. I was. But you can't tell Hayley."
American Dad! (2005)
"If she finds out I was texting,"
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"I can't just turn a blind eye to this, Mr. S."
American Dad! (2005)
"Oh, yeah? Well, you're about to get a straight-up butt pic."
American Dad! (2005)
"Hmm. I can do better."
American Dad! (2005)
"Somebody! Help my friend!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Shouldn't you help him?! You're right there!"
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"Yes, but I'm angry at him"
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"because he was texting and driving!"
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"This, I got to seeeeeee!"
American Dad! (2005)
"He was texting and driving."
American Dad! (2005)
"It's a cautionary tale."
American Dad! (2005)
"I hate to say "I told you so," but..."
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"Jeff has a 60% chance of pulling out of this coma."
American Dad! (2005)
"The bad news is, that's out of, like, 800%."
American Dad! (2005)
"We'll call if there's any change in Jeff's condition."
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"Oh, no. No, I am not leaving his side."
American Dad! (2005)
"We shooould probably get some magazines, though."
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"Oh, yeah. And I need, need, neeeeeeed a hot dog."
American Dad! (2005)
"can increase the risk of seizures."
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"Oh... that's not necessary."
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"What if Jeff comes out of that coma?"
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"Hey, buddy."
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"Who are you?!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Oh. Right. Of course. Uh, please excuse me."
American Dad! (2005)
"Today has been absolutely nuts."
American Dad! (2005)
"So, listen, if Jeff comes out of that coma,"
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"that you were the one texting and driving."
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"He could ruin everything."
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"What do I do about that?"
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"You got to kill him, chief."
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"Wait -- he can't prove I was texting and driving."
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"His phone's at the bottom of a river."
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"She's eating out of the swampy palm of my hand."
American Dad! (2005)
"What about the mainframe?"
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"The mainframe."
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"keeps all the texts you've ever sent."
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"As long as that mainframe exists,"
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"someone could find out the truth."
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"So, what do I have to do?"
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"My head's a bit fuzzy from the shot."
American Dad! (2005)
"Look, there's only two words you need to remember --"
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""Destroy mainframe.""
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"Destroy..."
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"Ohh! Almost!"
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"you normally use to walk and talk"
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"and focus it on these two words --"
American Dad! (2005)
""Destroy mainframe.""
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"You've been up there forever!"
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"I can get behind that."
American Dad! (2005)
"You've nailed this dive a million times."
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"And here comes a million and one."
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"He's okay! The pervert is okay!"
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"Destroy mainframe!"
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"Sir, the mainframe's not actually in the store."
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"We don't even have a bathroom."
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"Mainframe!"
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"Mainframe!"
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"Cellular range, walkie-talkie convenience."
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"Yaaaaaaaaaahhh!"
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"Mainframe? Dad, Jeff's awake!"
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"Just met you then. No developed trust yet."
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"I'm so -- I'm so sorry!"
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"'Cause that's when my lease is up."
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"Hayley, this is all my fault!"
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"I was the one who was texting and driving, not Jeff."
American Dad! (2005)
"I thought admitting that to you was bad parenting,"
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"but this -- this is slightly worse parenting."
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"What's going on?"
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"That's a common side effect of the meds."
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"I'll pull him out of it."
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"Wait. Let's leave it for a while."
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"I guess there's nothing we can do about my performance anxiety."
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"Yeah -- I crack under pressure."
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"There is no pressure."
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"Those jerks at the swim club"
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"but at the end of the day,"
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"Ohhhh."
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"Why would they?"
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"And you think that if you flunk some Biology test at school,"
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"they're gonna take your pool away from you?"
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"No, I guess they won't."
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"- To a house with a pool. - Oh my God."
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