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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Daesong Heavy Industries (S11E11)

"I really need both hands free"
American Dad! (2005)
"Klaus, I don't care about that."
American Dad! (2005)
"You kids today, all shuffling around aimlessly"
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"And no texting at the dinner table."
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"And at school."
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"And...while...you're...playing board games with the family."
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"Whew. There."
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"Just put my foot down hard on texting."
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"All right, well, don't forget"
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"You know, I-I don't get it, Roger."
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"in the swimming pool."
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"Wait -- h-how is swimming"
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"Not swimming, you tiny Adonis -- diving."
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"Do it! Do it now!"
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"Sure, it was tight and clean, and I'm as hard as concrete,"
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"There's always a method to my madness, Steve."
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"a few times before it goes through,"
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"Well, the checkout lady takes her microphone thing"
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"Oh, my God. Have I not been talking to anyone?"
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"That's correct."
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"in a way you can understand."
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"Okay!"
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"Oh, it's cool, Mr. S"
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"I mean, is it me,"
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"Texting just doesn't jibe with my sense of humor."
American Dad! (2005)
"Actually, emoticons are a great way to get those subtleties."
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"It's like he's saying, "Um, check, please.""
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"That was real, you guys."
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"♪ My energy is M.I.A. and never coming back ♪"
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"Hold on a minute, Stan."
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"I will be like that."
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"Aaaaaaaaaah!"
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""Wow. Everything's super-normal right now.""
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"a seizure."
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"You paged me?"
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"This man claims he had a seizure."
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"So, when the episode happened,"
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"Yes. This man had a seizure."
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"I'm also prescribing"
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"I don't care if he can't get erections."
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"It was 20 bucks, so we're stealing towels."
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"but that was already gonna happen."
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"in front of these savages, you've got nerves of steel."
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"Bye-bye, performance anxiety."
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"Only two types of people wear speedos to the public pool --"
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"great athletes and perverts."
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"You have to take these meds."
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""Possible side effects include memory loss,"
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"Daniel Calf?"
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"Klaus, I don't care about that."
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"Okay, let's forget for a second that you're taking"
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"It changed "Doc gave me meds" to "Dog gave me AIDS.""
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"Everybody, look at this dipshit!"
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"What's the matter, kid?"
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"Didn't want to pay for the whole tan?"
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"Shake it off, iceman!"
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"Well. What do we have here?"
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"Swamp palm."
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"By the way, I didn't really understand your text."
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"'Cause that person's not my mom."
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"What? No! Why would you say that?"
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"she'll never listen to me again."
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"You were right, dad. You were right."
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"There, there."
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"There, there."
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"Me neither. I'm staying right here, day and night."
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"As for you, a traumatic event like this"
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"Looks like I'm in the clear."
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"They bought the whole thing."
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"Who said that?"
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"I'm Daniel Calf. I'm a side effect."
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"Please. I get it."
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"Plus, Hayley will obviously believe me."
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"It's where your cellphone provider"
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"Destroy mainframe!"
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"That's it!"
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"Now let go of your motor skills! Really focus!"
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"Yaaaaaaah!"
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"Yeah! You're doing it!"
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"Do it! Do it! What's your problem?!"
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"Dive, you freak!"
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"What he said!"
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"She's lying. She works for the mainframe."
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"Wha? He's out of his coma."
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"You should've killed him before -- when I told you."
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"Hayley! I'm -- I'm --"
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"Oh, God! What have I done?!"
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"When the car moves, she'll lose them."
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"That means she's only got 17 months to live."
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"Thanks for trying to help me, Roger."
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"Wait -- did you learn nothing from that whole experience?"
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"Huh?"
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"can make fun of you all they want,"
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"you get to come back here to your house with a pool,"
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"and they don't."
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"That place sucks."
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"No way. You can flunk every test forever and you still get to come back here."
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"Just a little bit longer."
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"We got a major burn at register 8."
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"Thanks for driving, Hayley."
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"What your father's doing is called molecular gastronomy."
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"The swishing releases the carbon dioxide from the soda."
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"He's enjoying his dessert on a chemical level!"
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"Hayley, get off your calculator"
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"and learn something about flavor, please."
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"It's important. Um, no."
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"- And this isn't a calculator, okay? - I'm texting."
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"Here we go about the kids."
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"with your heads buried in your phones."
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"One day, you're gonna look up and say,"
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""Wait -- why are the signs all in Chinese?"
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"Oh, it's because I'm in communist China!""
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"Are you saying I'm gonna walk to China?"
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"I'm saying this becomes China!"
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"Come on, dude. You knew what he meant."
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"I'm putting my foot down --"
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"no more texting in the Smith family."
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"That's it -- done."
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"That's insane."
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"And...at church and the movies and funerals and weddings --"
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