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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Daesong Heavy Industries (S11E11)

"- I have a pool. - We got a pool, baby."
American Dad! (2005)
"Yeah!"
American Dad! (2005)
"I, Stan Smith, solemnly vow to carry myself as she did."
American Dad! (2005)
"Can I bring him out of it now?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Sydney, you don't work here anymore."
American Dad! (2005)
"Texting?! That's even worse!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Yeah, there's no way Francine lets that fly, Stan."
American Dad! (2005)
"Okay, then..."
American Dad! (2005)
"Klaus, read that back to me."
American Dad! (2005)
"♪ I got a feelin' that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪"
American Dad! (2005)
"Looks like life just hit someone in the gonads."
American Dad! (2005)
"Sounds like you got the "yips." The what?"
American Dad! (2005)
"It's the type of thing that can ruin your life, amigo."
American Dad! (2005)
"What do you want to see?"
American Dad! (2005)
"I just do the dive. I don't mess with the water."
American Dad! (2005)
"Wish me luck, everybody."
American Dad! (2005)
"♪ A.S.A.P. O.M.G. ♪"
American Dad! (2005)
"♪ Are you gonna T.X.T. me back tonight? ♪"
American Dad! (2005)
"Damn. That would have been better."
American Dad! (2005)
"when a parent makes a rule, they have to enforce it,"
American Dad! (2005)
"And send!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Well...I was just driving all normal."
American Dad! (2005)
"Ah, the public pool -- society's unflushed toilet."
American Dad! (2005)
"Oh, I'm so glad you're okay."
American Dad! (2005)
"You know, your accident"
American Dad! (2005)
"And now it's your turn to obey me."
American Dad! (2005)
"unibrow, swamp palm, Daniel Calf" --"
American Dad! (2005)
"Send."
American Dad! (2005)
"Let me juuuust...send."
American Dad! (2005)
"My penis feels weird in this, Roger --"
American Dad! (2005)
"Whoa! Sick unibrow, bro."
American Dad! (2005)
"You need a refill."
American Dad! (2005)
"Because you sent me this video right after."
American Dad! (2005)
"I'm a field tester now."
American Dad! (2005)
"I told you so."
American Dad! (2005)
"Well, the good news is,"
American Dad! (2005)
"I'm gonna up your medication as a precaution."
American Dad! (2005)
"Well, you're all set."
American Dad! (2005)
"Down here, bro."
American Dad! (2005)
"he's gonna tell everybody"
American Dad! (2005)
"Okay."
American Dad! (2005)
"No problem."
American Dad! (2005)
"man!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Just channel all the energy"
American Dad! (2005)
"Show us your balls!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Mainframe!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Ah. You found our push-to-talk phone."
American Dad! (2005)
"Noooooooooo!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Her organs are being held inside her body by the car."
American Dad! (2005)
"Hallucinations."
American Dad! (2005)
"None of those idiots have their own pool."
American Dad! (2005)
"- I have a pool. - There you go."
American Dad! (2005)
"to make the float inside my mouth."
American Dad! (2005)
"♪ and he's shinin' a salute to the American race ♪"
American Dad! (2005)
"What's with the sarcastic slow clap?"
American Dad! (2005)
"And...you want more."
American Dad! (2005)
"And so I...had..."
American Dad! (2005)
"That's...not one of the side effects."
American Dad! (2005)
"Dude, ball shots are played out."
American Dad! (2005)
"to prove your point to Hayley that texting and driving is bad."
American Dad! (2005)
"Aah!"
American Dad! (2005)
"or are kids just getting dumber?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Stephanie's my mistress."
American Dad! (2005)
"Okay, I got you a day pass."
American Dad! (2005)
"Goodbye, yips."
American Dad! (2005)
"Yeah, that's actually smart."
American Dad! (2005)
"I take solace in the fact that her life was not lived in vain."
American Dad! (2005)
"Okay, Stan, I want you on bed rest."
American Dad! (2005)
"Come down! You'll see! It's very obvious!"
American Dad! (2005)
"I forbid you to text and drive."
American Dad! (2005)
"And...while you're doing your homework."
American Dad! (2005)
"Ooh!"
American Dad! (2005)
"gonna make me a better test taker?"
American Dad! (2005)
"I've been acing my practice tests at school,"
American Dad! (2005)
"were you shaking all over?"
American Dad! (2005)
"chalky genitals, hallucinations, underbite,"
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"A seizure?!"
American Dad! (2005)
"You have to wear these."
American Dad! (2005)
"We're also stealing chlorine,"
American Dad! (2005)
"Which one are you?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Looks like you got a fruit cake in the deli department."
American Dad! (2005)
"The important thing is that we stop these seizures, right, dad?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Ohhh, they're coming to me now --"
American Dad! (2005)
"and charity events and work functions"
American Dad! (2005)
"♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪"
American Dad! (2005)
"♪ oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪"
American Dad! (2005)
"Aah!"
American Dad! (2005)
"♪ W-T-F-I ♪"
American Dad! (2005)
"I'm gonna bring in our seizure expert to run some tests,"
American Dad! (2005)
""Seizure," my ass."
American Dad! (2005)
"You didn't have a seizure when you crashed."
American Dad! (2005)
"It appears vaudeville is alive and well in cyberspace."
American Dad! (2005)
"Okay."
American Dad! (2005)
"The main-what-now?"
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"Aah! Aah! Aah!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Buddy, you just missed the whole point of my lesson."
American Dad! (2005)
"You think if they did, they'd go to a place like that?"
American Dad! (2005)
"With integrity, dignity and grace."
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"I'm a customer now, Tom."
American Dad! (2005)
"♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪"
American Dad! (2005)
"♪ the sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪"
American Dad! (2005)
"Sydney ain't going nowhere."
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