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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Daesong Heavy Industries (S11E11)

"and during the national anthem"
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"and the "In Memoriam" part of the Oscars."
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"I didn't have a pen. I'm sorry."
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"Ah, damn it. But I remember them."
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"I-I remember all of them, I swear."
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"and just write it all down when we get home."
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"Nobody talk to Klaus while he's remembering my list."
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"♪ good -- ♪ ♪ good morning, U.S.A. ♪"
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"then flunking the real tests."
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"Why is this happening to me?"
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"The yips. You're choking under pressure."
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"Whoa. How can I fix it?"
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"You can't. Oh, my God!"
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"Kidding, bud."
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"You fix it where you fix everything..."
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"I want to see perfection."
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"That narrows it down."
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"All right. How about a 2 tuck reverse?"
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"That was a tight cowboy tuck and clean entry."
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"but you did it in your own backyard."
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"I want to see you do that exact same dive"
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"at the public pool in front of the entire neighborhood."
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"Ohhh! So this was a practice test."
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"Now watch this."
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"So, I'm in the checkout line, and I have to swipe my card"
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"and I hear the guy in line behind me do the whole "ugggh.""
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"Like he's in such a hurry."
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"Then I see he's buying stove-top popcorn,"
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"and I say, "Sir, if you're that pressed for time,"
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"maybe you should buy the microwave popcorn.""
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"and goes, "Major burn on register 1!""
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"And she immediately gets fired."
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"Turns out she had a history of playing with the microphone."
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"Hello?"
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"Stan! I have zero bars!"
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"I'm having the C.I.A. scramble the signal inside our house"
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"until Hayley starts obeying my no-texting times."
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"I also wrote them in German."
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"I did the German side in purple"
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"as a little incentive to learn German."
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"I'm going on my first business trip."
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"Jeff got a job field-testing products."
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"I work for a company!"
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"Well, I guess if Jeff can figure out"
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"how to use a product, anyone can."
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"Thanks, Mr. S."
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"One day, I will insult you"
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"Enjoy that job until your first drug test."
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"I know everything about drugs."
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"Oh, they're dumb as shit now, Stan."
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"I swear, it's all the texting."
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"I don't know. I use texting all the time."
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"Yeah, it's a great way to cut to the heart of a conversation"
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"without all the chitchat."
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"I have a really dry wit -- like bone-dry."
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"It's all about nuance with me -- deadly timing."
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"You can't get that in a text."
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"Here, I'll show you."
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"Ah. A winky face."
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"I guess that could be helpful"
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"if I'm saying something tongue-in-cheek."
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"Absolutely. And emojis even go a step further."
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"Look at that little face!"
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"That's one of my go-tos!"
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"Oh, my God! That's texting?"
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"♪ I know my P.O.V. is A.F.K. ♪"
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"♪ and FYI, the 411 on the F.A.Q. list ♪"
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"♪ anyone will tell you ♪"
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"♪ It's a lot like doin' crack ♪"
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"♪ rolling on the floor laughing, L.M.A.O. interaction ♪"
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"♪ wait for another reply ♪"
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"I noticed the phone service is back on."
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"Huh? Oh, yeah."
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"But don't think for a second"
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"that means you can break my texting rules."
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"I'm watching you like a hawk."
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"Really? How many fingers am I holding up?"
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"You're holding up one finger, and it's the middle one."
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"If you're texting now,"
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"why are you still all over Hayley about it?"
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"Because, Klaus,"
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"no matter how stupid they realize it is."
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"Otherwise, their kids won't listen to anything they say."
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"So... you're a hypocrite?"
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"Name-calling, huh, Klaus?"
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"Well, I guess I'm not texting you my joke of the day anymore."
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"Aw, come on! Don't be like that!"
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"I will."
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"Better."
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"Oh, this is just too good."
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"Don't smile."
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"Jeff, prepare to understand your first insult."
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"Ooh!"
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"Oh, look -- there's a Klaus."
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"Dad, are you okay?!"
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"Oh, God, Stan! How did this happen?"
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"I remember I had just said to myself,"
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"It was weird that it was so normal."
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"You've never had seizures before!"
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"make sure that's what it was."
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"We just need your expert opinion."
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"My pleasure."
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"some pretty aggressive antiseizure medication."
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"Now, there are a number of side effects --"
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"Well, maybe it should be. I could use a break."
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"I'm just getting railed."
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"If you can perform the same dive you did for me"
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"Not so fast, hotshot."
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"Beg pardon?"
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"You were probably texting someone"
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"a picture of your balls or something."
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"It's all about making your elbow look like a butt right now."
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"Whoa! Whose butt is that?"
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"really put things into perspective for me."
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"Driving is already dangerous enough without texting."
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"I am gonna limit how much I text, dad."
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"It seems my precious rules are safe for another day, Klaus."
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"No more close calls like that."
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"Absolutely, sweetheart."
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"some insane medication that you don't need."
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