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Clips from Family Guy - PTV (S04E04)

"You will be punished for your decadent ways on the first day of Radaman."
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"You..."
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"I'm not gonna be able to do it now."
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"Okay, all right, okay. I got to get all the..."
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"Stop making that face over there! What are you doing? I can't..."
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"They're cracking... They're cracking up over there. Okay."
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"He had a note."
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"Okay, all right. Here we go."
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"This is where I get all serious now. Okay. Death..."
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"Oh, come on. Now you're just trying to make..."
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""What the hell? What is 'Death to Americans'?""
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"Talking chicken."
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"Good day to you, sir. And now prepare to die."
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"I'm just telling you for your own benefit."
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"Peter, you're going to Meg's play and that's that."
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"Is that that now, Mrs. That's that?"
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"If you're gonna shoot me, you might want to tie your shoelaces first."
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"Now, are you gonna go to Meg's play or not?"
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"Yes!"
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"You know, Lois, if we leave now, we can get home and catch the Emmy"
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"only to die in a tragic motorcycle accident."
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"Oh, that's just great, Lois."
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"I just got your messages. Oh, I'm sorry."
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"George, it's been over for a while."
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"Gentlemen, we got 20 calls about the David Hyde Pierce incident."
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"You've got to censor television, you fools!"
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"Come to think of it, there was something very different"
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"Well, mark my words, I'm gonna fight this."
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"Good evening. We're back."
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"Peter, to answer your question, if you want to control content,"
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"you'd have to start your own television station."
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"Yeah, I bought a giant, life-size slingshot from you,"
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"I'm saving television, Lois."
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"Like the episode of All in the Family where Archie got the Jeffersons to move."
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"Goodnight, John-Boy."
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"Where's my roast pheasant?"
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"I mean, remember what happened after Chris saw Jackie Mason?"
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"Chris, you should have left for school already."
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"- Chris, just go! - Mom, relax."
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"Cheeky Bastard is filmed in front of a live studio audience."
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"All right, I couldn't find your toys,"
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"So here's the Drano in case there's a clog."
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"Hey, PTVfans, welcome to douchebags."
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"that others have dared us to crap off."
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"Oh, yeah. I know all about the FCC."
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"Mr. Griffin, that was terrific."
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"But I'm here to tell you, that as of today, PTV is officially shut down."
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"Well, Mr. FCC, you can stop PTV,"
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"I'll finish it later."
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"You know, you're lucky you're good at... my... or I'd never put up with you."
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"wetness... with a parking ticket."
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"Two shakes, that's it. Move along."
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"Peter, I know it's a little extreme. But when it comes to our children,"
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"I know what'll make you feel better."
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"I don't want to admit it, but I think you were right."
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"I don't believe it! Finally I can do this!"
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"- Are we there yet? - No, Chris."
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"- Are we there yet? - Yes, Chris, yes. Okay? We're there."
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"And all the sex, and all the nudity, and all the poop."
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"Come to think of it, have you ever looked closely at the Lincoln Memorial?"
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"Isn't it the biggest, most super-special poop you've ever seen?"
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"Don't blame me. It was the chicken."
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"Oh, Archie. I can't see out of my sheet!"
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"The Washington Monument. Looks an awful lot like a penis, doesn't it?"
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"regarding the Hyde Pierce incident."
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"This is a message to all American infidels."
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"Prepare to die in a sea of holy fire."
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"Wait. Wait a minute. Did I just say..."
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"What did I say? "Radaman"?"
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"Ramadan. Radaman. What is that?"
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"Yeah, maybe Dennis "Radaman" is gonna punish you with his crazy hair."
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"No? Osama."
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"What's that? Right, right. Yeah, no. Okay, okay."
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"All right, let's go again. Okay. This is a message to all..."
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"I got to get all the laughs out. Okay? I got to get all the laughs out."
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"- Okay, all right. - Today sometime."
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"He makes that face and it makes me laugh, okay?"
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"You know what, just turn around. Turn around."
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"I don't care where you look. Just look over there. Okay, all right."
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"Oh, yeah. Look who's snickering over there."
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"Mr. L-can't-do-a-suicide-bombing- because-I'm-sick."
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"He got you. He's so bad."
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"He had a note from his doctor."
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"He brought a note from his doctor. It's a suicide bombing."
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"- It's true. - What are you..."
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"I can't. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't."
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"Hey, wait, wait, wait."
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"Look, look, rubber chicken, you know?"
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"I should do, like, the whole tape with this in my hand, you know?"
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"Just totally, like, with the chicken right here because everyone will be like,"
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"Just let him do it. Let him do the tape."
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"He was... Oh, no. Actually, no."
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"You know what would be better? Hey, wait, wait."
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"Just walk out like this. I just come out like this, but all serious."
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"Like this totally, like, completely serious."
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"- Like I don't even know I'm wearing them. - Oh, man!"
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"Death. Death to America. What? What?"
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"What are you looking at? Do I have something on my face?"
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"What? Right here? What? Boys, I'm just wearing my regular glasses."
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"- I always wear these. - That is crazy."
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"Hey, it's me in an '80s movie, right? Yeah."
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"Hey, he got it. He got it over there. The little guy got it."
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"Who is that guy? I've never seen him around here before."
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"- Who are you? - I'm Stewie Griffin."
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"And don't ever let me catch you guys in Quahog!"
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"Hey, Stewie. Who the hell is that?"
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"- Peter, it's 5:30 in the morning. - Oh, sorry, Lois."
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"- I didn't know you were home. - What the hell are you doing?"
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"I'm laying down the red carpet. The Emmys are on tonight."
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"Oh, God. Don't tell me you forgot about Meg's play tonight."
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"But, Lois, Meg sucks!"
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"Everything she does is so freaking terrible and depressing."
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"Plus, I went to her first grade play that one time."
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"Oh, Robin Hood, the king is keeping me prisoner here in his castle."
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"Don't worry, Maid Marian, I'll save you."
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"Boy, you guys are not sucking me into the story at all."
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"I'm very aware that I'm watching a play right now."
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"Come on, I got to watch the Emmys."
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"- You like eating red carpet, tough guy? - Yes!"
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"Say you like eating red carpet! I like eating red carpet."
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