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Clips from Family Guy - PTV (S04E04)

"Giggity."
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"God, why do you wear those rainbow suspenders?"
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"Well, I could tell you, but I'd rather show you"
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"through interpretive dance."
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"Crying baby. I'll take him out."
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"for Best Documentary."
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"- I hear there's one on vacuuming. - Really? Well, that sounds interesting."
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"Wait a minute. You can't fool me that easily."
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"You are not watching the Emmys tonight. Now shush."
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"Excuse me. I got to go do some black guy stuff."
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"Man, this sucks worse than my 16th birthday party."
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"Thanks for coming to my birthday party, Jake Ryan."
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"- Make a wish. - It's already come true."
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"Here's your present."
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"No, Jake! Not like this!"
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"Our top story, beloved entertainer Bob Hope briefly came back to life today"
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"Hey, I'm gonna jump all those trash cans."
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"In other news, actor David Hyde Pierce created a major controversy"
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"at the Emmys last night"
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"when a trouser malfunction caused him to expose his testicles."
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"Sure glad I didn't miss the Emmys, Diane."
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"Thanks to you, I missed a moment of television history."
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"Well, now you know how George W. Bush felt when he showed up in Vietnam."
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"All right, let's do this. Let's kick some ass."
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"- George, the war is over. - What?"
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"- Yeah, it's done. - Get out of here! Are you serious?"
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"- Yeah. - Oh, man! Oh, man!"
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"- Really? - Yeah. It's 1981."
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"It's... Oh, wow! Oh, so I'm way late. Oh, boy!"
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"- Yeah. - Well, you want to do something else?"
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"- I got some blow. - Son of a bitch!"
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"It took you this long to tell me? Break it out, man!"
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"And as you know, one call equals a billion people."
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"Which means 20 billion people were offended by this."
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"Needless to say, something must be done."
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"- Perhaps we should ask the chairman. - Good idea."
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"Sir, we're wondering what course of action you recommend"
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"Now follow my orders."
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"And now, stay tuned for Three's Company."
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"Jack, are you out there? I want to show you my new bikini."
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"What the hell! Why are they blocking out all the good stuff?"
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"It's The... Van... Show"
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"Starring... Van..."
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"They're messing with my shows."
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"about that Honeymooners episode I watched today."
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"One of these days, Alice, one of these days..."
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"I'm gonna help stimulate the economy by buying an American car."
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"This must be the FCC overreacting to the David Hyde Pierce incident."
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"They're censoring anything that might be viewed as unpleasant."
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"What the hell! They let Sarah Jessica Parker's face on TV,"
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"and she looks like a foot."
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"You're on TV, Mr. Tucker. Can't you do something about this?"
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"Well, Peter, I'm flattered you came to me for help."
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"We'll have more after this."
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"My own TV station?"
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"I haven't had my own business since I ran that mail order operation."
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"and it just slammed me into a mountain."
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"- Sorry, no returns. - I've been a customer here for years."
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"- I can maybe give you a store credit. - But... Really? Well, I guess..."
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"- What's the holdup in here? - I'm taking care of it."
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"Peter, what are you doing? What is all this stuff?"
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"Dad's starting his own TV station, but I'm not supposed to tell Mom"
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"What the hell do you expect to accomplish with this?"
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"Apache Chief, put the satellite on the roof."
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"Sure, Peter. Apache Chief..."
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"Well, that was the high point of my day. Guess I'll go gamble."
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"Hi, there. I'm Peter Griffin. And you're watching PTV,"
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"where you get to watch your favorite shows as nature intended them,"
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"with all the sex, violence, swearing and farts intact."
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"Time for you to move there, Jefferson."
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"Edith, will you stifle yourself? We're supposed to be incognitus."
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"And who could forget that classic episode of The Waltons?"
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"- Goodnight, Jim-Bob. - Goodnight, Mary Ellen."
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"- Goodnight, Pa. - Goodnight, Jim-Bob."
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"- Goodnight, Ma. - Goodnight, Elizabeth."
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"Goodnight, John-Boy."
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"John-Boy?"
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"Damn it! Can't a guy masturbate in this house?"
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"Peter, look at these numbers. We're a hit."
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"If I were you, I'd think about expanding your programming somehow."
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"Brian, that's a great idea."
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"That's exactly what we need to take PTV to the next level."
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"Original programming."
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"Cheeky Bastard was filmed in front of a live studio audience."
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"I think it's in"
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"Oh my God!"
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"Hmm, by now"
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"my lower intestine."
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"You know how impressionable children are."
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"Oy, shiksa, don't start with me."
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"I didn't go, I wanted to go, I forgot to go, I should have gone."
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"You look so haggard, zebezel."
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"You should lie down or your heart might go..."
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"Lois, don't worry about it. I got a bunch of great new shows lined up."
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"Oh, my God! Where is my roast pheasant?"
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"By now I think it's in my lower intestine."
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"You ate it? But I told you my boss was coming here for dinner."
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"Well, unless he likes pork rinds, he's going home hungry."
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"You cheeky bastard."
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"Welcome to Midnight Q."
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"Tonight we're gonna enjoy the smooth jazz of Charles Mingus."
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"Norman Mailer is here to read an excerpt from his latest book."
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"And then we also have a girl from Omaha who's hiding a banana."
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"We'll find out where."
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"Giggity Giggity Giggity Goo. Stick around."
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"More fan mail."
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"Sheesh, Brian, people freaking love us. We're gonna be huge."
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"Peter, I really want you to cancel that show with the animals having sex."
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"For your information, Lois, it's called Dogs Humping,"
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"and it is the cornerstone of our Wednesday night lineup."
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"Lois, responsibility lies with the parents."
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"There are plenty of things that are much worse for children than television."
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"Like when Peter babysat for the neighbor's kid."
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"so why don't you just play with this blow dryer and these rattles?"
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"Guess that's it. You probably want me to get out of your hair."
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"Soap's right there next to the radio, and towels are on the roof."
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"So, goodnight."
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"Look, it's one thing for a network to run inappropriate shows"
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"that I can't do anything about."
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"But I will not have it happening in my own house."
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