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Clips from 30 Rock - Alexis Goodlooking and the Case of the Missing Whisky (S06E06)

"I should tell my husband I'm gonna be late tonight."
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"The trash was moved."
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"Okay. I drank it. We all drank it."
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"We wanted booze, but we didn't wanna hang out with Pete."
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"It's the worst!"
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"He's got one story, and it's about him"
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"seeing Phil Donahue at a mall."
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"The paperwork."
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"Mr. Pfister just took me to the woodshed,"
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"I guess I signed off on a script"
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"But I know that's very offensive."
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"Especially because asians are under-represented"
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"- on this network. - Exactly."
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"Shut up! Just shut up, Roy!"
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"- I am talking to Kenneth. - I'm dealing with something!"
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"I don't even remember reading that script."
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"It's... your signature on the memo."
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"That does look like my "X.""
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"Is there parmesan in this?"
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"And Lemon. And a little fennel?"
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"That's where the vampires used to live."
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"What's the matter, Frank? You're so quiet!"
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"You're sitting at dinner next to a beautiful older woman."
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"Eat something and kiss her!"
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"No! I can't do this."
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"Ma, Liz isn't the "L" in that letter."
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"It's... Lynn Onkman."
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"Elizabeth, I'm gonna ask you to leave."
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"But this is my..."
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"I don't think Bradley's my friend."
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"I hate to say, "told ya," because it reminds me"
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"of my one-night stand with Nikki Finke."
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"He's trying to get me fired. What do I do?"
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"Pray for a body switch mix-up"
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"No. You destroy him."
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"I did some research."
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"And unlike what he wrote on his application,"
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"You slip this transcript under your manager's door,"
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"If you don't get him, he gets you."
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"And that little snake"
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"instead of a good man like yourself."
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"My two favorite kinds of music."
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"Hey, everybody's just sitting around in there"
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"waiting for you two to shoot promos."
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"Thank God I've got my awesome Phil Donahue story."
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"Pete, there's been a development in the whiskey case."
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"What? No! Forget the whiskey!"
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"Look, all I wanted to do was hang with my friends,"
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"I mean me! I-I'm the one who saw him."
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"We just wanted to tell you..."
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"We don't know what happened to your whiskey."
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"What was that?"
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"He doesn't need to know how it went down."
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"Don't fall in love with your car?"
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"No. I let it get personal."
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"The car thing is stupid."
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"So what are we gonna do about it?"
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"Yeah. I had to sleep here."
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"If I hadn't found that other blanket, I'd..."
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"Wait, where'd it go?"
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"Oh, God. It was mice!"
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"The blanket was mice!"
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"So... what happened with Sylvia?"
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"Lying to my mom was stressing me out."
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"I mean, I haven't gained weight in months."
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"It wasn't worth it."
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"- Just promise me... - Here."
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"That you'll take care of yourself."
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"Don't let Liz work you too hard."
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"I do really hate her."
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"and why would you tell me that part of the conversation?"
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"- Come on! - Look, I'm sorry."
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"And I appreciate everything you did, so..."
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"I made you some meatballs."
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"Definitely. With all this behind me,"
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"I'm... happy. Thanks."
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"Henry."
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"Henry Warren?"
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"What on earth are you doing here?"
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"- Please, sit down. - Ha-ha. Thank you."
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"when I convinced you to sing Monster mash,"
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"knowing full well that Jack Welch"
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"is terrified of monsters, and I ended your career."
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"Not "ended.""
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"In publishing now. Encyclopedias."
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"I wanted to stop by because a young man"
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"Oh, he did? What did he want?"
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"He wanted to find out if my life turned out okay"
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"after you took me down."
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"Because he's afraid he might have to do the same thing"
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"to someone else."
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"I'm great."
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"I lease a certified pre-owned lexus,"
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"both my sons are magicians,"
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"and for my birthday,"
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"wei-lin got me tickets to the Broadway show Memphis."
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"- So... - Wow."
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"And I see that you've done very well for yourself."
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"Well, that sofa is made from sea biscuit."
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"Well... We're both very impressive."
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"The first couple months that we worked together,"
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"and then we turned against each other and..."
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"Oh, come on, Henry. We were never friends."
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"We were pretending so we could learn each other's weaknesses"
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"I mean, we talked for hours."
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"- I was gathering information. - All right."
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"when we stopped at Sturbridge village?"
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"Remember? We had fun."
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"We saw a candle being made."
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"I didn't really care about that candle, Henry."
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"I don't even remember what color it was."
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"Regular white-tan candle color, Jack!"
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"I really feel sorry for Kenneth Parcell,"
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"I remember our trip to Hilton head."
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"Take a sit 'cause no one is going anywhere!"
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"So here's how we're gonna play it."
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"'Cause we have you dead to rights, you black bastard!"
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"And if you don't play along,"
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"and nerf rifles and pornography."
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"That's right!"
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