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Clips from 30 Rock - Alexis Goodlooking and the Case of the Missing Whisky (S06E06)

"entitled ten poles rammed in."
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"You ought to be ashamed of yourselves."
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"Let's get outta here, Maroney."
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"The sight of these people plus the crayons I ate earlier"
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"♪ Sing us a song, you're the guitar man ♪"
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"♪ and this is Pete's birthday night ♪"
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"Any mysteries that need solving, Liz?"
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"- Actually, yes. - What happened?"
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"There's an extra ingredient."
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"It's something familiar."
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"P.S. I love you is so sad."
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"No one should have to be married"
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"to Gerard Butler."
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"Or Hilary Swank!"
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"It's tears!"
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"Frank was crying when he made these."
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"Oh, he lied! He's miserable."
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"It's midtown."
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"Kenneth, don't do it."
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"You can't destroy Bradley, you... innocent goon."
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"You're the most remarkable person I know,"
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"and I've met Jaleel White."
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"Incredibly charismatic."
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"- But my career. - Forget about your career."
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"I'd rather see you get fired and lease a car"
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"So you're trying to help me."
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"Of course I am, Kenneth. I'm your friend."
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"It's just... the other day you said in business"
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"I have no friends,"
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"and you were right about Bradley,"
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"so what does that say about you?"
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"until I eventually take your job."
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"And then where will you be?"
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"like stone Mountain's mailman"
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"riding his trusty donkey erasmus."
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"Wow. That is some high-level paranoid thinking."
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"Like Hitler... Or Willy Wonka."
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"If you're thinking that way,"
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"then I'm... already too late."
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"Why are you keeping me late to write the cold open?"
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"Frankie! Are you okay?"
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"La Donna di scoregge called and said you were sick,"
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"so I came by to make you chicken soup."
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"- No. She called me. - You!"
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"How dare you? Get out of my Liz's office."
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"You said Frank wanted to get back together."
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"Why would you tell her that? I said I was happy."
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"You lied... you're miserable. You cried in my food!"
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"And Lynn, Frank didn't actually say"
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"that he wanted to get back together."
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"So I wore my sexy underwear for nothing?"
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"I'll kill you!"
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"Sylvia, your son is not happy."
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"And not that you care, but neither is Lynn."
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"Oh, that's true. When Liz called me,"
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"I'm not creative."
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"And believe me, I get it. This shouldn't work."
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"They shouldn't go together."
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"Veal, fennel, lemon, cheese, and pork."
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"Lynn and Frank..."
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"Are just as good as your meatballs."
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"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard."
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"Public humiliation."
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"Johnny Carson in his monologue said I was looking at 20 years,"
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"And then prison, where we only had one movie"
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"- Cloak & Dagger? - Shut up, Liz."
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"I lost my house, my life,"
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"but it has all been worth it."
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"I mean, even if I never see Frank again, it was worth it."
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"And you call us meatballs!"
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"I'm gonna ask you to leave."
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"Okay, but if you look at my Internet history,"
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"I'm researching a movie about two male centaurs kissing."
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"Oh... I was wrong."
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"This isn't creepy because you're dating your teacher."
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"This is creepy because you're dating your mother."
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"You found someone just like me"
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"because I'm the woman you really wanna be with!"
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"Oh, Frankie, you're the best."
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"♪ I can tell by his smile that he'll stay for a while ♪"
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"Well, maybe I never did go to college"
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"or travel around the world."
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"So I don't know much about worldly things"
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"Lord knows some of my friends are just shrubs"
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"and you're one of 'em."
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"I can tell you one thing..."
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"I'm gonna kill all y'all in y'all sleep."
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"Now, I don't know nothing about no literature or history,"
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"but I'll tell you what I do know."
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"This movie was written by white nerds."
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"Cut!"
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"Like that parasite I got from eating Sushi on AmTrak."
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"Before he died, my father gave me a piece of advice."
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"Tracy doesn't sing, so I should do it."
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"and my special ability was being good at looking for clues."
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"You know what?"
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"But I do know America's kinda like this here"
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"I have some real problems"
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"on the power of eye contact."
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"Ah, yes. I believe it was entitled..."
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"Now comes the worst part."
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"which I didn't even realize could be a metaphor."
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"quit before they fire you."
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"for the good of company..."
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"And country."
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"rock some jams,"
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"I broke the number one rule of being on the force."
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"The thing is, the writers got away with it."
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"You know, they turned the heat off."
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"I think she's a terrible person."
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"we were good friends,"
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"What about the drive up to Pittsfield"
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"That wasn't me!"
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"Who attacked you and gave you that haircut?"
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"Out on your ass"
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"what I've been through for love?"
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"with Dabney Coleman and the kid from E. T.?"
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"'Cause you're the best!"
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"♪ and say, "Pete, you're who I wanna be" ♪"
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"Let's do some cocaine."
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