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Clips from Family Guy - Brian: Portrait of a Dog (S01E01)

"Eight is enough."
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""on which we used to rely?"
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""Lucky there's a family guy"
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""Lucky there's a man who'll positively tell you"
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"That hausfrau's cheap rayon blouses will make a serviceable parachute..."
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"Rupert, did you call that engineer at Lockheed yet?"
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"Stewie! My clothes are not for you to play with, understand?"
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"It is so hot out there!"
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"How hot is it?"
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"Meg! You vile-smelling girl, you're not to touch any of my things!"
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"You understand me? Dirty girl."
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"- Finish your oatmeal, son. - Why bother? I'm just a freak!"
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"Am I to strut about all day like a beggar child on the streets of Calcutta?"
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"Fetch me something linen to throw on before I call Child Services!"
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"Check this out, you guys."
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"If you won, we could use that money for a new air conditioner."
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"Come on. All you gotta do is a few simple commands."
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"Good. Roll over."
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"I'm already shvitzing like crazy here. Let's call it a night."
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"After all, it's only a dog show."
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"Lois, honey, I love you..."
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"I know how hard you've been working."
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"Welcome to the Quahog Dog Show. Today's competition will be..."
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"Peter, I'm not really comfortable with all this."
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"You can't back out now. How about a pill?"
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"Well, those celebrities are wrong!"
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"Come on, baby! Mama's gotta sparkle! It's time to make life a cabaret!"
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"I'll give you a shiny dime if you'll roll me into the nearest lake."
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"Next, Peter Griffin and his dog, "Brain"."
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"Go, Brian!"
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"All right, Brian. We got it all sewn up."
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"This? This is the part where you beg for a treat."
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"I don't think so."
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"How could you let me down like that, Brian?"
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"This is the one thing I ever asked you to do for us."
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"Pull over now. Fine."
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"- You been chasing cars tonight, boy? - Look, the name is Brian."
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"I don't suppose you could let us off with a warning?"
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"It sure has. You know what they say, "If you don't like..."
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"God. I hope the boss isn't watching."
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"What the hell are you doing, you crazy bitch?"
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"These oughta cheer Brian up. Cinnamon buns are his favorite."
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"Yeah. Must be that special jojoba shampoo I bought you. It cost a little extra."
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"But I would do anything for you, Brian."
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"Can't you two go back to the way you used to be?"
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"No, thank you. I just had it cleaned."
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"Because my wife makes this beef-a-roni casserole."
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"Now just eat your cinnamon bun and stop being a bad dog."
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"Don't worry. He won't get far without this."
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"Stop it! We all miss him."
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"Go find him, apologize, and bring him home."
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"We don't need him. We'll get another pet."
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"- Let's get a kitty! - See, gang? Stewie's got the right idea."
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"- I don't know, Peter. - Lois, trust me."
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"Something near a window. Preferably a booth."
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"Yeah, you got 50 Puerto Ricans in the kitchen!"
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"I know you're thinking about him, too, Peter."
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"Gross. Did he just drink from the fountain?"
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"My blind guy's in the john."
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"Peter, why don't you just admit you miss Brian?"
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"Why? So you can go buy yourself another bottle of booze?"
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"Why don't you make something of your life, like this dog?"
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"You want me to be a crazy animal? Okay, I'm a crazy animal!"
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"Stop! Help!"
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"Help!"
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"I'm here to bring you..."
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"Come on, sugar. It's time."
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"- What? - Oh, no!"
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"Help me."
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"I'll get us the best help there is."
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""Please save my dog.""
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"I'm a second-class citizen, Lois."
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"You're kidding! If I prepare my case, I might have a chance after all."
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"Good luck, sweetness."
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"...to review the judgment in City of Quahog v. Brian Griffin."
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"Yes, he is man's best friend. But what manner of friend is man?"
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"Wait a minute. Why are we listening to a dog?"
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"Does not every dog have his day?"
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"Wait! Please! I gotta say something!"
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"Mr. Griffin, this dog is a danger to society."
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"Come on, kids. Bedtime."
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"Come on, everyone."
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"The Eight is Enough reunion show is about to start."
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"He's up in his room sulking, Dad."
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"Yeah. He's still upset because Abby threw out his baseball cards."
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"Maybe I should make him a sandwich."
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"Dad. That's your solution to everything."
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"Dad!"
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"What?"
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"You know, I love you girls."
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""all the things that make us"
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""laugh 'n' cry"
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""He's a family guy""
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"...should I need to abandon my jet in mid-flight."
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"Once it's built, of course."
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"No, of course you didn't, you worthless little..."
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"Actually, I do. I enjoy it so much I'm going to do it again!"
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"Thanks for telling me, Brian."
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"I don't know what we'd do without you."
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"I'm on to you. Your pathetic attempts to hinder my work have not gone unnoticed."
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"You prance about this house like the cock of the walk."
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"But will you be prancing when there's nothing to prance about?"
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"Will you be prancing then?"
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"You just want to eat him up."
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"I don't know. Like, around 98, 99."
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"I don't get it."
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"I think I'm a little sweaty."
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"You! You seem to know all the players in this poorly-acted farce."
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"What do they call that one?"
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"That's Meg, dude. You know that."
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"Meanwhile, here at home..."
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"...Quahog remains in the sweltering grip of a freak heat wave."
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"I don't think you should use the word "freak"."
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"Some people might find it offensive."
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"We're all a little different, Diane. Each of us."
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"Good point."
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"We're even feeling the effects of this heat wave here in our studio."
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"Freak. So stay inside and stay cool."
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"Chris, that's a terrible word! "Nipple.""
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"I'll chalk that up to the heat, mister."
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