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Clips from 30 Rock - Live Show (S05E05)

"That's as far as I've gotten."
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"Hey, Jack knows it's my birthday, right?"
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"I have my master list of staff birthdays right here."
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"Is this because of that joke I made the other day?"
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"Jonathan, give me a pen?"
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"Yeah, chai boy, get in here."
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""Slumdog millionaire"."
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"Slammo."
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"I don't know what you're talking about. Whatever."
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"Are you turning 1,000?"
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"Really, you want to play this game with a comedy writer?"
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"♪ Doo doo doo doo dah ♪"
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"hi, jawed weeing."
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"Brain move."
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"I'm glad to see you back."
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"Oh, you know, I wanted to let you know there's probably going"
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"to be some kind of a party later because it's my birthday."
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""Happy days" is my favorite show."
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"Yes "happy days" it's a great show, but there might be a mess,"
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"and... Are we understanding each other?"
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"No."
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"You don't have to clean me."
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"I'm just saying you may have to clean up after a surprise party"
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"later because it's my birthday,"
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"and it's a big one."
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"Wah!"
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"Finally."
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"about what you've been saying about them."
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"I guess they're geniuses for getting stuck in a mine."
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"get a prescription for ecstacy."
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"What's up, giggly?"
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"I wonder why. I don't know."
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"Surprise, Liz."
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"Tracy has come up with a new way to ruin the show."
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"No, no."
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"I told you, your lizard cannot be the musical guest."
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"His album doesn't drop until December."
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"No, no, Liz."
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"version of the "Carol Burnett show"."
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"It was funnier than the porn version, and the best part is"
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"when the actors started cracking up."
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"Your point is?"
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"I would like to do that, please."
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"You never take my creative suggestions."
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"The only her one I can remember is when you wanted me"
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"Tracy, what are you talking about is called breaking, and,"
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"you know, sure, audiences love it when something goes wrong."
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"We don't do that here."
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"It's cheap, okay, so no breaking."
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"Promise?"
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"I promise."
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"Gentlemen, tonight I'm going to laugh harder than I did at"
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"Mr. Donaghy called."
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"Why are you giggling like that?"
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"I don't know. I'm sorry."
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"It's just Mr. Lutz is wearing the most hilarious t-shirt, and"
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"every time I see it, well, just take a look."
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"Ha!"
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"Now, she's stupid."
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"Now I were."
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"He needs to see you right away."
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"Liz."
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"The song, legal says we can't use it in the sketch, but we can"
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"use "it's your b-day, bitch" by Snooki's mom."
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"Did I just hear that correctly, because last year I"
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"wrote a song called "it's your birthday slut.""
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"♪ You say that it's your birthday time to skank it up harrrd ♪"
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"Did you just nip that?"
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"I need a drink, Lemon."
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"Oh, already?"
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"We can... It turns out it's not the ritual."
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"According it a bunch of on-line questionnaires, I have a drinking problem."
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"Okay. Replace the ritual."
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"Replace the ritual. Can you come over here, please?"
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"Distract me, Lemon."
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"1892!"
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"Tracy Jordan in the house!"
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"You're the real stars!"
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"Fox news."
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"A division of fox nonsense, incorporated."
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"Welcome back to fox news."
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"I'm blonde."
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"that hates America?"
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"Uh-oh!"
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"Hee-hee! Giggle-giggle!"
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"The audience loves this."
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"Fine. Just go to commercial."
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"Erectile dysfunction."
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"And it's been treated with pills and ointments and contraptions"
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"produced a good doing-it song since "close the door" by Teddy Pendergrass?"
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"That's why I recorded an album."
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"♪ light some candles draw a bath and start off"
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"Guaranteed to end erectile dysfunction, these are the sweet"
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"sounds of "Dr. Leo spaceman's love storm: An ultra-strength "audio rebonulator.""
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"♪ oops, I'm finished call yourself a cab ♪"
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"everybody is signing this birthday card for Jadwiga, the cleaning lady."
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"Wow."
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"I can't be."
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"I'm missing that part of my brain."
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"They're rich or have attention deficit disorder."
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"Look at Liz's shirt."
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"You are ruining the show."
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"Carol, I knew you wouldn't forget me today."
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"We good wind shears, lightning, severe turbulence."
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"The in-flight meal was a frittata."
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"Oh, my God."
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"should have known that, and you should also than you can't use"
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"cell phones on planes."
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"No, that's just something we tell passengers."
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"I think I just screwed up something with my girlfriend."
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"You know, I have always loved you."
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"Not now, Kevin. Copy that."
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"Liz, how could you let Tracy do that to me?"
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"I am a professional, Liz."
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"I was on stage in "pippin" with Irene Ryan when she died, and I"
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"I will never break, Liz."
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"But if he pulls that stunt again, I will have a wardrobe"
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"malfunction."
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"I will slip a nip, Liz."
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"Hi, Jadwiga. How are you?"
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