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Clips from American Dad! - School Lies (S06E06)

"More like so you can go!"
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"so you can be friends with that senator."
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"Did he use that word?"
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"God, you're embarrassing!"
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"if you make me go back there."
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"I'll act like a wolfman."
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"No, you won't."
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"I'm a wolfman."
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"My dad is Stan Smith."
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"You wouldn't do that!"
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"And I'd pant real fast!"
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"Wear makeup under the eyes."
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"Is that what you want, Dad?!"
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"You know I got the pipes!"
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"Die, demon of the night!"
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"I was joking! He was joking!"
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"What?"
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"Don't joke about that."
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"I won't! We won't!"
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"We really appreciate everything you do."
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"Stuffington Academy."
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"I'm glad we were able to come to an agreement on this."
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"I'm already having a good day 'cause you called me son."
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"Now give me a kiss."
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"Kiss me on the lips, Dad."
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"I want that kind of relationship with you."
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"I'm so excited to go to school here, Dad."
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"and then make a big stink when they won't let me"
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"take my 50-year-old boyfriend to the prom?"
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"No! You have to behave yourself."
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"Now, get in good with his daughter"
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"and it'll help me a lot."
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"Gotcha! Sex the daughter."
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"Just be normal."
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"Senator Buckingham!"
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"Your eminence."
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"This must be your beautiful young wife."
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"That's my daughter Cookie."
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"Don't be late for class, you two."
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"So, Cookie, do you like ponies?"
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"Thank you, sir."
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"Say, are we going to play a round this afternoon?"
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""A round of golf.""
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"Like a set of tennis or a game of checkers."
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"Ah!"
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"Sorry. Forgot you were back there."
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"Oh, wow."
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"I-I got to go to school like this!"
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"Your mom thinks you're at Stuffington,"
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"and we can't be getting two report cards in the mail."
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"But what about my education?"
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"Steve, you know how we love the musical Annie?"
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"I love Annie!"
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"Yeah, notch it down. I know."
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"Well, you're gonna be street smart like her,"
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"have a hard-knock life! Get out."
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"So, can I just hang out at the arcade every day?"
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"Yeah, whatever. All you have to do"
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"Sandy!"
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"His name is Ronald!"
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"You trying to rename my dog?!"
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"Consuela, now you're a member of the Chicas Freakas."
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"You know how to handle a gun."
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"As long as that's not sexual innuendo, then you're right."
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"You're more girl than boy."
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"You want to be part of our gang?"
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"Might as well."
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"Want to play table hockey?"
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"Beautiful shot!"
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"Thank you."
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"Look! Your favorite celebrity!"
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"Smack!"
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"Nicely played."
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"Senator, we've known each other for nearly two days now."
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"Can I ask you a favor?"
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"Sure. Come by tonight for dinner and we can talk."
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"But let me warn you, I have a rule about favors:"
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"I give everybody just one."
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"I have a similar rule about bubble gum."
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"Beautiful."
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"Uh, I feel beautiful."
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"I made waves!"
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"I'm like this with the senator now."
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"and I'm gonna ask him to put me"
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"Ooh, what's that?"
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"Everything in my life will be better if I get it,"
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"and I'll be really disappointed if I don't."
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"Francine, I played the..."
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"My God! Did you get in a fight at school?"
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"No. Look, you know,"
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"I think I screwed the pooch on this one. What?"
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"You know how you said try to be friends"
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"with the senator's daughter? Yeah."
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"Well, it began like that, and then middle, middle, middle,"
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"and then I sold her to a drug dealer. The end."
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"You what?!"
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"Are you seriously mad at me, Stan?"
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"I thought you'd be proud of me."
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"Ah, there's a blue jay out there."
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"I don't want to see the blue jay."
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"Oh, it's so blue."
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"You're not gonna want to miss this."
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"No."
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"Stan..."
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"Fine. Oh, it's gone."
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"Why would you sell the girl?!"
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"You sold the senator's daughter?!"
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"How did this happen?!"
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"Ugh, I've told this story so many times today."
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"You should just ask my hairdresser."
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"Roger! Okay, okay."
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"So, I was trying to be her best friend,"
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"like you wanted..."
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"So, Cookie, do you like ponies?"
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"Uh... no."
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"I'm almost 16."
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"Cocaine and stuff."
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"Yay!"
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"Wake up!"
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"Ow! I'm awake! What do you want?"
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