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Clips from American Dad! - School Lies (S06E06)

"I don't have any more money."
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"Take this fool outside and shoot him in the head."
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"Now, you are gonna go out there, get some fresh air,"
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"and get shot in the head."
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"I'll sell you the girl for $300."
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"Plus $1.35 for the bus."
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"Oh, and the name of a plumber I can trust at my house"
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"when I go to work-- I-I'm asking everybody."
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"JKM Plumbing's coming on Tuesday."
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"So we can put the wooden spoon back in the kitchen."
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"No more having to chop ."
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"God, Roger, how could you sell her?!"
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"The wooden spoon's for pasta again."
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"Hello."
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"Stan, my daughter didn't come home from school."
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"Now, last time I talked to her, she was with Steve."
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"They are here playing safely in the safeness of my house."
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"No, we're not!"
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"Anyway, sir, she's here and she's safe."
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"Oh, good. I was worried."
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"Now, just bring Cookie home when you come over for dinner."
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"Take it easy, Stan. Let's just..."
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"let's just lower our guns."
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"Pow! Second gun!"
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"Hmm, none of this looks familiar."
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"You dumb-ass! Where did you leave her?"
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"I don't know. I was pretty messed up, Stan."
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"Maybe if I was messed up now?"
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"14 blocks straight ahead,"
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"then you're gonna take a right on Euclid."
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"Wow, Roger, you're really focused."
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"It'll be the fourth building on your left,"
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"just past the recycling plant."
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"It's a red light."
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"I didn't stop for red lights."
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"Hey. Hi. I'm just here to pick up Cookie."
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"What? The, uh..."
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"the, uh, girl there on the couch."
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"Uh... well, the, um,"
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"uh... h-how do I say this?"
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"Uh, th-the one with the straightest hair."
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"She's, uh, the one on the end there."
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"I mean, uh, if you were handing out sunscreen,"
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"you'd give it to her first."
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"The white bitch? Ah, yes, thank you."
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"Yes, yes, the-the white bitch."
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"What's he want?"
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"He's here for the white girl."
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"Got it? The girl, the coffeemaker,"
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"the... whoa!"
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"Whose is that?"
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"Too scary, Carl."
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"Get it out of here."
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"Give it to this fool."
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"Ah. I see."
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"Is this coffee fresh?"
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"Who made this?"
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"Yo! What time was the coffee made?"
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"We're going straight to the senator's for dinner."
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"How do we sober her up?"
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"But she's a heavy user with a massive tolerance,"
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"so she might pull it together."
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"She also might die."
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"I've been very good this week."
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"It was great getting you on the course today, Stan."
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"Have you thought about your favor?"
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"Oh, she sure did!"
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"We all did it."
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"Good idea, Cookie! Let's dig in!"
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"Another face plant."
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"You... you know about her drug problem?"
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"All too well."
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"But I don't have time to deal with it."
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"For men like us, Stan,"
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"for men of power and authority,"
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"And sometimes you have to focus on what's important--"
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"and that's career."
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"So, spit it out, what's your favor?"
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"Well, since you assign the task force positions..."
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"Take it."
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"A phone call at a time like this couldn't possibly change"
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"Hello."
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"Stan! Oh, my God, Stan!"
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"Steve's been arrested!"
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"Whoa, whoa, baby, calm down."
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"He robbed a pharmacy! People are in the hospital!"
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"Armed robbery! He's in jail!"
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"People are always in the hospital, baby--"
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"that's what they build them for."
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"Look, it's gonna be fine; it's a first offense."
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"Okay, I know what my favor is."
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"I washed you in the sink when you were a baby!"
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"You want a piece of cake?"
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"I hate you, Lessie!"
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"Mm, mm, you're a troubled child."
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"I don't know who you know,"
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"I mean, not the president, but more than the mayor."
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"Just from the feel of it, I'd say it was a..."
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"Wow! Exactly right!"
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"Ha-ha! Wasted your time!"
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"I was playing the career game"
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"when I should have been focusing on what's important--"
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"focusing on you."
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"I just want to go back to my old school."
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"You look like the cashier at CVS."
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"How are we gonna explain this to Mom?"
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"Don't worry, I'll take care of that."
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"We'll blame the robbery on one of those"
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"COMPUTERIZED VOICE: I was framed. Who are you?"
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"My name's Johnny. Johnny Mind."
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"Mind Quad!"
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"Now, get in."
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"We have good deeds to do"
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"in quirky small towns all across America."
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"You're watching the season premiere of Mind Quad!"
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"Sign on to mindquad.org to get the scoop"
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"on Johnny's new pal, the differently-abled"
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"Jimmy Boom Box."
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"Look at that designer backpack."
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"My son goes here."
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