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Clips from American Dad! - School Lies (S06E06)

"No, no."
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"I'm taking you up to eight."
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"Got a primo task force position for you."
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"Geez, sir, that would be great!"
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"Senator Buckingham just took Webber to the eighth floor!"
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"Why did the senator just promote the new guy?"
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"Stan, they're golf buddies."
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"Golf?!"
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"I've focused totally on the work!"
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"That's exactly right!"
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"You haven't made waves."
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"But people like waves."
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"Waves are fun."
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"Remember in Fast Times"
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"I've never seen that movie."
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"Well, no wonder you don't understand the business world."
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"Teishi!"
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"There's no birthday party for me in here."
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"She's seen Fast Times."
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"It's like this, Stan."
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"You can either play the career game,"
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"or you can concentrate on family."
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"I'm not saying career is better than family."
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"Career's better."
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"This is all the towel I need."
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"But personally, I don't think it's a problem."
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"How could asbestos hurt you?"
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"It's got "best" right in it."
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"I've been exposed!"
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"Don't touch me!"
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"Steve, get in the car."
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"'Kay, Mommy."
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"Hey! Oh, God!"
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"I work and I work, and I get nowhere."
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"My only option is to take 20 grand"
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"You can't take up golf."
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"We need that money to send Steve to private school."
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"We can't leave him where he is; it's full of poisons!"
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"Can you guys keep it down?"
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"Bertrum, I have some bad news."
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"The test results came back and..."
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"looks like you're dying of cuteness."
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"Look, I'm sorry, but I can't afford"
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"to once again fall into the trap of choosing family over career."
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"No? Try sitting in a cubicle for 20 years."
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"Did you know that the average cubicle"
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"But you get to leave."
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"And come home."
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"You, you walked right into that one, babe."
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"Well, I already signed us up to tour the private school."
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"Fine, but I'm not gonna try to impress anyone."
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"No jokes, no charm,"
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"and I'm gonna wear the pj bottoms"
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"where my pud always falls out."
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"And check out that $200 haircut."
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"in white phosphorus."
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"And this kid in his fancy electric scooter."
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"Too spoiled to walk."
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"COMPUTERIZED VOICE: Good afternoon."
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"When I was young, I had to carry mine on my shoulder."
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"There is no way we're sending Steve here"
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"to hobnob with Jimmy Boom Box and his silver spoon pals."
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"It's called a 180, Francine."
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"It's a crow!"
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"Francine, get the camera."
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"Why do I have to wear this stupid uniform"
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"and go to a new school?"
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"You just have to go here"
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"until I can get in good with the senator"
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"and get that promotion."
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"Hey, you seen a limo with diplomatic plates?"
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"No."
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"Have you ever seen a magic trick"
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"so amazing it'll blow your mind?"
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"Yoo-hoo!"
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"Beat it, you dingus."
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"Senator!"
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"It's Stan Smith from the CIA."
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"I don't recognize the face."
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"Well, that's because you haven't seen me"
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"Sorry?"
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"Yeah, just golf talk."
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"Or a golf joke, if it doesn't seem right."
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"That's good stuff."
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"Hmm. I got to be at work."
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"Hey, you know where"
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"all the real work gets done, don't you?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Do I ever!"
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"See you tomorrow."
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"He means the work gets done on the golf course."
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"Shut up, dingus!"
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"Dingus! Dingus."
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"Thank you."
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"I think that's enough, Stan."
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"Oh, excuse me, Mr. Grindstone."
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"This report is due tomorrow, okay?!"
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"Tomorrow... Oh, that reminds me."
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"Tomorrow I'm playing golf with Senator Buckingham."
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"At his golf club."
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"The same one Brooke Hogan belongs to."
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"Her father is Paul Hogan, professional golfer,"
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"brother of Hulk Hogan."
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"I don't think any of that's right."
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"Yello."
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"I'll set him straight."
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"Straighter than Chuck Norris."
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"Because, he's so obviously hetero."
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"Well, um, m-maybe it'd be funnier"
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"if you were looking at his face, like I am."
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"Hi, Mom."
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"Oh? Why is that?"
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"Because your dad is going to talk to you"
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"School called."
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"Ooh!"
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"Stan!"
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"I know. I'll talk to him."
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"It's, it's just, it's just..."
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"he's so bad at moving his body."
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"Steve, your mom and I are paying a lot of money"
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