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Clips from American Dad! - The People vs. Martin Sugar (S06E06)

"Unfortunately, there's a stern side to the welcome basket."
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""No smoking pot"?"
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"Mom, Jeff needs it."
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"He has a compulsive disorder that could get really bad"
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"Oh, shut up, Hayley; that's not true."
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"Look, it's not even my rule, it's your dad's."
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"Just take a nice, slow, extra-careful drive."
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"But, Mom..."
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"I mean, weed's the thing I care about the most,"
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"Oh..."
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"Thanks, Jeff."
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"Man, you got me thinking about weed now."
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"That stuff makes me want to drink so much soda."
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"in, like, a second."
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"What time is it?"
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"I'm checking into a motel then reporting to jury duty."
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"You don't always have to sequester yourself, you know."
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"Yes, I do, Francine."
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"I need to be in a media blackout so I don't compromise the trial."
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"Now, while I'm gone, I need you to manage"
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"No. Just set the lineup."
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"Stan, you need a power forward."
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"I have Dirk Nowitzki."
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"He's soft, Stan."
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"You need a thug."
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"You need Ron Artest."
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"I don't want Ron Artest."
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"Fine."
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"You trying to expose me to the news?!"
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"Force a mistrial? Who do you work for?"
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"Young Man's Fancy! What?"
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"It's a formal-wear boutique for style-conscious preteens!"
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"I'm sorry!"
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"Before your jury service begins,"
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"please watch this short video."
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"Hi. I'm Judd Nelson,"
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"star of the 1987 courtroom comedy From the Hip."
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"off of Elizabeth Perkins tight buns."
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"Oh, wait... that happened in real life."
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"The first step to any trial is jury selection."
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"It's a lot like an acting audition."
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"I used to hate them, but... now I'd kill for one."
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"I mean... just murder someone."
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"Sir, is there any reason"
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"you couldn't serve on this jury?"
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"I'd love to; I just don't have regular child care."
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"The prosecution dismisses juror four."
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"Hang on a second."
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"Sometimes it is."
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"Congratulations to you all"
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"for being selected as the jury in this case."
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"Have you selected a foreman?"
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"I would like to nominate myself as jury foreman."
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"Your Honor, I love the law,"
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"and I love justice,"
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"Eh..."
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"Okay, you're foreman."
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"I don't know who left it, but it is crazy big!"
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"It's sticking out of the water like a shipwreck!"
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"Jeff!"
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"What the hell, man!"
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"I-I thought everyone was out."
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"You have got to lock"
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"the freaking door, dude! I'm sorry,"
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"but when I'm not smoking pot, I suffer from HLS,"
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"Hyperactive Libido Syndrome."
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"When it hits, I got to get busy right away."
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"If you're gonna do that in this house,"
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"you'll do it where everyone else in this family does it:"
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"in Steve's bed!"
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"What?!"
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"Today we will be hearing"
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"Mr. Sugar is accused of manufacturing and distributing"
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"Please bring in the defendant."
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"It's me, Roger."
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"Stan. Stan."
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"Hi...!"
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"against the defendant,"
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"showing how truly despicable his crimes were."
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"In addition"
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"to the counterfeiting, he subjected illegal workers"
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"to inhumane work conditions."
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"He is a menace, and he must pay for his crimes."
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"I will prove beyond a reasonable doubt"
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"that Martin Sugar deserves to be behind bars."
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"I'll be speaking on behalf of my attorney, Your Honor."
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"He's family-- and you don't abandon your family!"
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"Did you hear that? What a stand-up guy."
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"Bert's throat gets so dry these days."
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"I knew you'd have one."
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"You're clearly a mother-- you have kind eyes."
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"Aw..."
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"Oh, Jeff, come on!"
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"We keep the food in there!"
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"Sorry, I was just getting a snack,"
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"then I noticed the maple syrup lady looks like Ashanti,"
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"and I told you, I can't control myself!"
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"Frannie, can you grab me the saltines?"
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"Aah, oh, dude!"
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"Oh, you are killing me!"
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"Ugh!"
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"Frannie, the canned goods"
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"The prosecution would now like to call Mr. Sugar to the stand."
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"Guess who's the luckiest guy in the courtroom?"
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"Bert, 'cause he gets to watch my big round ass"
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"Mr. Sugar, how do you explain"
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"this photo of you"
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"with illegal employees and counterfeit merchandise?"
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"My emotions."
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"Aw..."
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"for the fake handbags."
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"Do you admit that this is you?!"
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"I will... if you admit this is you."
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"Wh-Wha... H-How did you..."
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"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,"
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"Mr. Sugar made us work very hard."
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"When we weren't sewing handbags, he made us sleep on the floor."
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"Inez... thank you."
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"Inez, does the date September 19th mean anything to you?"
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"Es mi cumpleanos."
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