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Clips from American Dad! - The People vs. Martin Sugar (S06E06)

"In English, please. It is my birthday."
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"It is the bear you gave me for my birthday."
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"Aw..."
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"So, if I was the monster the prosecution is trying"
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"to portray me as, would I have given you"
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"such a wonderful birthday present?"
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"No. In English, please."
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"No."
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"Look, I'm jury foreman and no one leaves here"
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"until we come to a unanimous decision."
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"We're unanimous."
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"You're the only douchebag who thinks he's guilty."
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"Didn't you people see all the evidence?"
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"He makes pregnant women on the assembly line give birth"
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"and then get right back to work!"
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"That's why he built the Martin Sugar Day Care Center."
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"It's an overturned refrigerator filled with kitty litter!"
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"Look, we just like him."
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"Let's let him go."
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"No! If he committed these crimes,"
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"then he has to pay the price!"
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"I don't know."
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"I think about all the people he ripped off,"
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"but then I think about how funny and handsome he is"
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"and I just want to sit on his ."
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"Hey. It's me."
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"Thanks, hon."
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"Now put Mommy on the phone."
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"Has the jury reached a verdict?"
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"He wasn't gonna let us go home!"
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"I'll visit you in prison."
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"You are sentenced to ten years in maximum security prison."
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"I can't believe he got me."
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"♪ Breaking rocks in the hot sun ♪"
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"Stop, Stan. You know I love that song,"
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"and I'm not in the mood to do a whole--"
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"♪ I needed money 'cause I had none ♪"
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"♪ I fought the law and the law won ♪"
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"Nice try, guys, but I always keep a handcuff key up my bum."
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"Ta-dah!"
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"How could you do this to me, Stan?"
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"Sorry, Roger. I just had to take a bite out of crime."
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"You know who said that?"
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"McGruff the Crime Dog,"
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"my number four favorite fictitious dog of all time."
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"Number ten: Benji."
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"Air Bud."
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"Spike,"
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"Already told ya. Try to keep up."
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"Old Yeller."
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"Stop pretending I don't exist!"
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"What'd you do?"
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"Really? Matricide?"
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"Although if you inherited that pizza face from her, I get it."
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"Excuse me, driver, could I be shackled"
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"to someone with a softer offense?"
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"Whoa."
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"I'll-I'll even take a mother killer"
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"without Edward James Olmos cheeks."
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"Edward James Olmos cheeks."
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"Hayley, I think we need"
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"to have a little mother-daughter talk."
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"Okay."
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"Your husband's "condition" is way out of control."
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"Bottom line, you need to start satisfying him more, sweetie."
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"But, Mom, I satisfy him all the time."
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"Well, then you got to do it better."
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"Get creative, Hayley."
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"I'm using my pinky, Mom."
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"I told you I'm using it."
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"But are you really using your pinky?"
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"I don't think so!"
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"Get."
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"Up."
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"In."
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"Stan, how was the trial?"
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"Oh, big news. You'll never guess who the defendant was."
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"But first, where's Steve?"
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"Well, he understood the fantasy part,"
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"but had no idea what basketball was."
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"He tried to add three griffins and an orc to your roster."
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"nerd."
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"Breaking news! A bus bound"
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"for the Virginia Correctional Facility has crashed."
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"One prisoner has escaped."
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"What?! That son of a bitch!"
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"Wait, Roger was the guy on trial?"
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"How could you convict him?"
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"Because he's guilty!"
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"And now he's gonna get away."
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"You know what? No."
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"I'm gonna bring him in myself."
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"What did Daddy think of my trades?"
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"You made us weaker as a unit."
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"This is the seventh bus you've crashed, Kevin."
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"You're gonna have to learn how to laugh on the inside, brother."
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"Who are you?"
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"Look, there's only one man that's gonna bring this guy in,"
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"You think you can handle that, dumbass?"
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"Now, leave me alone so I can study this footprint."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Sang-Mi, give me hot pink on my fingers"
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"You can't catch Ferris Bueller, Jeanie."
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"Sang-Mi's Nail Salon."
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"Now at their new location, 124 Grand Street."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Jeff!"
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"Better than the alternative."
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"Why are you destroying my birthday bear?!"
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"I need to get out of the country!"
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"There was money in the bear?"
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"You got me."
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"But why was catching me so important?"
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"Because following the rules is hard work."
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"And if I follow them, you should have to follow them, too."
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"You're going to prison, Roger."
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"No! I'll do anything. I'll follow the rules!"
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"Dr. Lawrence Feldman."
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"I want to report for jury duty."
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"8:00 in the morning?"
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