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Clips from Bob's Burgers - A Few 'Gurt Men (S07E07)

"Be seated!"
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"(sighs) It's gonna be a long day."
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"- Okay, here we go. - _"
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"Your Honor, ladies and gentleman of the jury,"
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"here are the facts: the Evil Queen"
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"was jealous of my client, the gorgeous,"
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"but-a-little-sun-wouldn't- kill-her Snow White,"
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"and gave her a poison apple, sending her"
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"into a sleeping death."
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"To sum it up, not cool."
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"So do your thing and return a verdict of guilty."
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"Okay, counterpoint: she's not guilty."
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"- Louise? - Yes ma'am?"
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"If you don't want to participate,"
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"then you can just write a thousand-word essay"
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"on the legal system, due tomorrow."
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"What am I supposed to do?"
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"I mean, her first name is "Evil.""
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"- Louise... - Ugh! Fine."
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"good food, Bob?"
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"Uh, yeah, Mort, why?"
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"Oh, okay. So... us? Bob's Burgers?"
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"Oh, God no!"
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"Geez, Mort. Yeah, what the hell?"
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"If I was having a funeral,"
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"I'd get my dead bodies from your place."
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"No, no, no, no, don't get me wrong, it's not you."
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"It's just that my mom's picky."
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"Uh, I love your food, too... Sorry to interrupt..."
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"But I found something in it that I don't love... this."
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"Oh, God! Can we make you another one?"
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"Yeah, I'm not sure I could eat another burger."
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"I'll take it."
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"Look, we're really sorry about this."
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"Let us um... let us comp your meal."
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"No, no. Are you sure?"
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"Yes. We insist."
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"Well, in that case, thank you."
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"Have a great day!"
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"Makes me wonder how much hair"
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"Probably a whole mullet's worth."
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"- (gags) - Worth it."
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"So, you're a charming prince, huh?"
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"- Yes, I am. - _"
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"kissing dead girls?"
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"I was trying to revive her"
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"with my true-love kiss."
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"Get off my back!"
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"How many corpses did you kiss"
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"before you found your Snow White, Romeo?"
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"- None. - How many?!"
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"- One. - How many?!"
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"- Four! - How many?!"
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"I don't know!"
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"Why don't you think?!"
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"Ms. Jacobson, help!"
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"Order! Order!"
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"to upset the witness, Your Honor."
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"- Looks like you did it. - I did it, yeah."
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"it's time for the jury to deliberate."
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"All right, then, I guess"
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"I ask for a mistrial."
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"It's impossible for my client, the Evil Queen,"
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"to get a fair trial here because"
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"everyone knows the story of Snow White."
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"Huh. No one has ever asked for a mistrial."
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"So you'll grant me one?"
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"No. The jury seems impartial and capable."
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"And mysterious, with a hint of glamor."
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"Jury, how do you find the defendant?"
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"The impartial, capable, mysterious and glamorous jury"
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"rules in favor of the prosecution."
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"We find the Evil Queen guilty."
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"- Shocking. - Sweet Lady Justice!"
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"MR. FROND: No, I didn't!"
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"- Yes, you did! - I-I did not!"
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"What is going on?"
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"Mr. Frond stole my yogurt!"
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"Gasp! Right?"
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"I did not eat that yogurt."
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"It's a crime of passion fruit!"
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"Sounds like you need a lawyer."
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"Oh, I mean, we were gonna try"
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"the Three Little Pigs tomorrow."
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"I'm fine taking this to student court."
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"Let the whole school see that Mr. Frond is"
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"I am not a thief!"
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"I'd be happy to take this to student court."
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"Maybe the fairy tale trials are"
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"- too predictable. - You think?"
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"Let's see what they can do with a real case."
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"we can try this one tomorrow."
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"We won't need re-enactors,"
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"so Jimmy Jr., Tammy and Jocelyn"
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"can join the jury."
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"Jimmy Jr. on the jury?"
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"Jimmy Jury... I know who I want to get sequestered with."
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"He's my sequestiny."
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"- What? - Nothing."
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"What happens when you find Frond guilty?"
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"Does this school have the death penalty?"
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"How about if the jury finds him guilty,"
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"he has to wear a sign all day that says,"
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""I'm a disgusting yogurt thief.""
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"And, if he's found innocent,"
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"then you have to wear a sign all day that reads,"
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""I'm a filthy liar mouth.""
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"- Perfect! - Tammy and I will make the signs."
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"It's gonna be so fun."
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"Jocelyn, will you please make my sign for me?"
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"- Okay. - Thank you."
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"So we'll keep Zeke as the bailiff,"
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"Gene, you'll be prosecuting,"
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"and, Louise, since you were finally"
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"making some progress as a defender,"
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"- Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. - What?"
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"(fart)"
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"Look, I don't like you, and you don't like me,"
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"Yes, that's scary, but I'm sure"
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"you'll do everything in your power..."
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