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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Prestidigitation Approximation (S04E04)

"- Hey, can I ask you something? - Sure."
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"Last night, me wanting to try that stuff out of the Kama Sutra..."
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"Yeah, just because you're in bed with an Indian woman..."
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"...from an ancient Indian love manual?"
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"If you can find a book called Weird Sex With White Boys..."
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"Oh, that's too bad."
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"That's okay, I can infer from context."
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"...in someone else's Nobel Prize acceptance speech."
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"Sure, let's see it."
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"Okay."
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"- Pick one, look at it. - Okay."
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"Remember your card, put it back."
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"Okay, October is the tenth month."
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"Fine. Give me a second."
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"- Oh, hey. - Sorry. Sorry."
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"Check it out. I just got contacts."
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"- That's your card, right? - Seven of clubs. That is amazing."
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"I do. You just happened to have caught me on a break."
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"Well, you look great."
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"Yeah, good."
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"Yeah, I was talking to Raj."
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"I'm saying believe in magic, you muggle."
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"Not that anybody asked."
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"It's a little weird..."
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"I don't care. This is a woman you have slept with."
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"Oh, okay."
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"Thank you. I appreciate it."
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"Sure."
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"Oh, God, you smell so good."
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"Um..."
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"Is that one of the new shirts Priya got you?"
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"Seriously, what would you do without me?"
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"Yeah, bitches are the worst."
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"Wait, uh, Penny, there's something I have to tell you."
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"...of the finches in the Galapagos Islands?"
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"- No. - Then no."
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"...eventually one of them would evolve a different beak shape..."
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"So, what do you think we can learn from that behavior..."
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"It's fun talking to you, Leonard. I always learn stuff."
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"Was she upset?"
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"Maybe, but that's not my problem."
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"...or is that just nature's way?"
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"What's up with the infrared cameras?"
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"Hacking into it is a federal crime."
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"Rats."
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"Where am I going to find uranium-235 this time of night?"
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"It's okay, I like Indian food."
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"Hmm, or as you probably call it back home, food."
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"...and I only want one part of my body to burn at a time."
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"Oh, I love it."
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"Hi."
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"For once, he doesn't look like a mannequin in the boys department."
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"No, he did not."
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"Oh, excuse me. I'm getting a text message..."
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"Oh, look, my dry cleaning's ready."
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"The wand is a reader. It's transmitting to your phone."
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"I said, "ta-da." Show's over."
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"Three of clubs."
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"Son of a gun, you're blowing my mind."
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"That does it. I'm getting uranium."
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"No."
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"Okay, I'm not moving anywhere. What the hell is this all about?"
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"Yes. There, I said it."
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"Because we are neighbors."
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"...but it's nice to know everything's okay with your plumbing."
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"The building's plumbing."
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"Hello."
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"- Two of hearts. - I hate you."
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"- Morning. - Morning."
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"- Sleep okay? - Mm-hm, great."
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"...was that fun for you or kind of racially insensitive?"
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"...you think that gives you permission to use crazy positions..."
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"...l'd be okay with that."
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"Oh, you have such beautiful eyes."
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"Ever thought about getting contacts?"
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"I tried in seventh grade. I could never get used to them."
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"Yeah. If I had contacts, I would have been the coolest debate club president..."
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"...ever to be stuffed into his own cello case."
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"If you had them on now, you could see what we're going to do next."
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"Raj, wanna see a new magic trick I've been working on?"
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"Howard, if I may interject here with a piece of friendly advice."
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"Is working on magic tricks really how you wanna spend your time?"
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"Granted, you're just an engineer..."
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"...but that doesn't mean you might not someday build a geegaw..."
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"...or a thingamabob that may get you a thank you..."
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"Is the trick making him disappear?"
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"Here, shuffle these."
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"Now spread them out on the table face down."
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"Is it any wonder he doesn't have a doctorate?"
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"- Remind me, what's your birthday? - October 6th."
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"So ten, one plus zero is one, plus six is seven."
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"Turn over the seventh card."
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"How about that."
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"- Is that your card? - Yes, it is. Very cool."
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"It's not cool."
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"It's a childish trick designed to confuse and intrigue simpletons."
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"How'd you do it?"
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"A magician never reveals his secrets."
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"But surely a future Nobel Prize winner can figure it out."
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"You ever notice when he thinks real hard, it smells like bacon?"
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"Oh, I'm so sorry."
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"Oh, that was my fault."
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"One, two, three, four, five. No way."
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"It's not amazing."
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"All magic tricks are merely a combination..."
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"...of manipulation and misdirection..."
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"...with the occasional dwarf in a box wiggling his feet."
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"Well, I don't care how you did it."
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"I have more important things to think about."
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"Clearly, the cards are marked."
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"I thought you had more important things to think about."
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"Oh, let me see those cards."
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"Big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun."
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"Hey, you guys, what do you think?"
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"Priya took me clothes shopping."
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"You look great. Good for you, Priya."
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"I could never get that stupid hoodie off him when we were..."
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"- Thank you. - Let's go hang everything up."
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"New contacts. I should have done this years ago."
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"Finally getting used to them doing it on a daily basis?"
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