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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Prestidigitation Approximation (S04E04)

"I'm not going out with him. He can sleep with who he wants."
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"This deck is rigged in some fashion."
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"- Get another deck, I'll do the trick. - You're saying this is a regulation deck?"
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"You know, I'm happy Leonard's found someone."
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"How many Star Trek uniforms do you have?"
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"Just two. Everyday and dress."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Listen, we need to talk about something."
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"Oh, my God, you're breaking up with me."
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"Why would you take me out shopping then break up with me? That is so cruel."
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"Leonard, I'm not breaking up with you."
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"Oh, okay."
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"So, what's up?"
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"...your ex-girlfriend hanging out here all the time."
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"I know. I usually never see my ex-girlfriends..."
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"...unless their hard drives crash."
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"I'm just saying, how would you feel..."
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"...if I was hanging out with my ex-boyfriend?"
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"Mm, not great, I guess. But Penny and I are just friends."
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"If you want her around..."
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"...then I have to wonder if maybe you're not ready to move on."
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"No, no, no, I'm ready."
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"I gave up the gift of sight for you. If that's not moving on, what is?"
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"It's not like I'm unfamiliar with the "get lost" conversation."
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"Although, this will be the first time I'll be the one saying it."
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"Of course, that could just be my other senses getting stronger."
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"Hypothetically..."
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"...if I had access to a Lieutenant Uhura uniform..."
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"...would you wear it?"
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"Leonard, it is a source of great pain to me and my family..."
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"...that my brother has that outfit in his wardrobe. Can we not discuss it?"
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"I'm sorry. Never mind."
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"And was your card the jack of diamonds?"
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"Unbelievable."
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"Know how he did it yet?"
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"Aw, he has the same look my nephew gets..."
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"...when he can't figure out how I got his nose."
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"Like, oh, look."
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"The pencil's rubber."
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"Hey, I think I know how you did the card trick."
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"Oh, please. If I don't know, you don't know. That's axiomatic."
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"Come here."
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"You're right."
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"Not too bad for someone..."
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"...who doesn't know what "axiomatic" means."
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"What happened with the contacts?"
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"One of them is upstairs. The other one sort of slipped back into my skull."
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"Yeah."
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"You don't wanna wash that."
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"- No? - No, that's silk."
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"Yeah. Ha, ha."
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"I gotta tell you, I think you got a real winner with Priya."
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"Yeah, me too."
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"She seems really sweet."
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"You do not wanna take that for granted."
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"There are a lot of bitches out there."
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"I'll see you later."
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"What?"
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"Okay, uh, how do I put this? Um..."
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"Are you familiar with Darwin's observation..."
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"Did they make a movie about it?"
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"All right, well, anyway, uh..."
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"...Darwin observed that when two groups of finches..."
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"...competed over the same food source..."
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"...so they could feed on something else."
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"...that we can apply to our own lives?"
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"Sure, that has birds in it."
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"I'm sorry, but I'm gonna count that."
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"Do you really have to wear that in bed?"
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"Yeah. The doctor didn't want me to rub my eye during the night."
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"It was either this or one of those giant neck cones."
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"So did you get to talk to Penny?"
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"Oh, yes. Indeed, I did."
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"And?"
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"She understood everything I said. Case closed."
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"She's not my girlfriend, you are."
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"I hope you weren't cruel to her."
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"Is the autumn cruel for letting the flowers die..."
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"Leonard? Leonard?"
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"- Leonard? - What?"
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"I think I figured out Wolowitz's magic trick..."
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"...and I need you to pick a card."
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"I am not opening that door, Sheldon."
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"As you wish."
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"Pick a card, put it back, and prepare to be amazed."
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"Did you pick one?"
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"Yep."
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"Is this your card?"
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"- Nope. - Drat."
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"Is this your card?"
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"No."
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"I'll be right back."
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"Pick a card, Sheldon."
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"Now look at it, and put it back in the deck."
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"Now do you remember your card?"
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"Of course, I do, I have an eidetic memory."
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"My apologies. Now shuffle the cards."
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"Shuffling."
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"Wait here."
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"- Processing image, cross-referencing. - What are you doing?"
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"I'm reverse engineering Wolowitz's magic trick."
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"I'm measuring residual heat levels on the playing cards..."
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"...to determine which one's been touched."
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"If you hope to have children..."
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"...I suggest you switch from briefs to boxers."
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"Your testicles look a tad warm."
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"Holy crap, are you connected to the Oak Ridge National Laboratory?"
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"Yes. I'm using their Cray supercomputer to analyze shuffling patterns."
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"Relax, we're not under attack right now."
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"Okay, I'm leaving before the black helicopters get here."
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"And is this my card?"
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"I wonder if Howard used a radioactive tracer."
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"Come on, Craigslist."
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"Is it racist that I took you to an Indian restaurant?"
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"Why didn't you wear your contacts? Don't you like them?"
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"No, I do. It's just I knew I was having curry tonight..."
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"You know..."
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"...my company offered me a position here in Los Angeles."
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"Does that mean you'd relocate here permanently?"
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"Maybe. What do you think?"
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