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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Herb Garden Germination (S04E04)

"Oh, that's too bad. I wonder what happened."
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"Hard to say. I can only speculate..."
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"...based on data I collected watching my parents' marriage implode."
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"In that case, the woman dives into religion..."
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"...while the man dives into a bottle-blond bartender..."
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"...who tries to buy my love with action figures."
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"Ooh. Out of arrows."
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"Boy, you sure get your money's worth out of these games."
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"- Priya, can I come in? - Sure."
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"Oh, God."
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"- What? - It's okay. You didn't know."
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"What did I do?"
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"Sheldon doesn't allow flossing that close to the mirror."
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"It's a splatter thing."
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"- That's madness. - I know."
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"Do it. There's a big inspection coming up..."
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"...and I don't wanna lose my TV privileges."
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"I don't know. I get a lawyer, he gets a lawyer."
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"It's just easier to stand behind the tape."
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"Oh, by the way, a fellow at work said I could use his Dodger tickets."
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"- Does that sound like fun? - Yeah. Dodgers are baseball, right?"
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"You'll need to explain the game to me."
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"But as I remember it, the essentials are:"
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"Get chosen last, get hit by the ball, cry, go home."
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"Well, regardless, I've got four tickets."
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"I was thinking we bring Bernadette and Howard."
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"She's really interesting, and I bet I can get used to him."
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"Well, it might not be a great idea to invite those two."
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"Don't tell anybody I told you, she might be breaking up with him."
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"I do know one person for whom that's good news."
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"- Really? Who? - My brother."
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"What?"
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"Oh, Bernadette Please play my clarinet"
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"- Wow, that's hard to believe. - Yes."
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"And for years, everyone in my family was convinced..."
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"...he was the clarinet enthusiast."
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"- Hm. What's that piece of tape? - That one doesn't apply to you. You sit."
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"- Hey. - Hey. How's it going?"
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"- Hear about Howard and Bernadette? - I heard. How did you hear about it?"
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"I heard about it from Sheldon. He got it from Amy."
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"Oh, damn it. I told Amy that in the strictest confidence."
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"Boy, some people are such blabbermouths."
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"Well, whatever. I'm sure Bernadette can do better."
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"Do you think a sexually ambivalent Indian astrophysicist..."
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"...with mutism and alcohol issues..."
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"...is better than a hundred-pound Jewish guy who lives with his mom?"
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"You are kidding. Raj likes Bernadette?"
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"Okay, give. How do you know? Did he tell you?"
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"I can't say."
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"Priya told you. What a little gossip."
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"Not an attractive quality in a woman, Leonard."
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"The point is, if this got out, it would destroy Howard and Raj's friendship."
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"You don't have to worry. Unlike Amy and Priya, I know how to keep a secret."
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"In confidence."
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"Hello, Mummy. Hello, Daddy. How are you?"
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"We're very rich in a very poor country."
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"So, Priya, how are you enjoying staying with your brother?"
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"It's fine. But if I'm going to stay in Los Angeles much longer..."
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"- ...I think I should get my own place. - Why?"
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"Is Rajesh not making you feel comfortable?"
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"Rajesh, why aren't you making your sister comfortable?"
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"I am making her comfortable."
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"Besides, she's not sleeping here half the time anyw..."
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"What? Where are you sleeping, Priya?"
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"It's a figure of speech, Daddy."
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"It means I work late."
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"Tell me you're not dating an American. I knew this would happen."
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"Rajesh, are you letting your sister date that little Howard boy?"
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"Now, hold on. If she is dating an American..."
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"...that's not a bad way to go. He's Jewish."
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"I'll tell you later."
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"Is something going on with Bernadette?"
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"You can't tell by that. Winona Ryder is Jewish."
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"Okay, we're getting off the subject."
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"I want you to try harder to make your sister feel welcome."
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"Don't worry. Everything I have, I share with her. Including my friend Le..."
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"Good night, Mummy. Good night, Daddy."
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"Oh, my God, I think you broke my toe."
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"- You should have kept your mouth shut. - Fair enough."
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"Now, what's up with clarinet... Bernadette?"
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"I've been thinking about Dr. Greene's efforts..."
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"...to make science palatable for the masses."
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"Oh, yeah? What about it?"
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"That's all. I've just been thinking about it."
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"Now I'm thinking about fractal equations."
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"Now I'm thinking about the origin of the phrase "train of thought.""
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"Now I'm thinking about trains."
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"Are you listening to this guy?"
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"Hmm? Oh, I'm sorry. I was somewhere else."
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"Lucky bastard."
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"- So, what's up? - It's a Bernadette thing."
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"Oh, no. I hope everything's okay."
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"Whatever it is, we're here for you."
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"You can tell us anything."
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"Yeah. Good or devastating."
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"- What? - Yeah."
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"I just need to figure out the right time to pop the question."
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"- Oh, I'd wait. - No rush, no rush."
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"Oh, great. It's my cousin David about the ring."
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"Hey, David, what did you find?"
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"Her freakishly small hands make anything look big."
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"It's one of the reasons I love her."
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"Man, he's gonna be blindsided."
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"Yeah, Raj, why?"
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"Uh... A smile means something different in my country."
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"You know, tears of joy, smile of sadness."
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"India's a goofy place."
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"Oh, I'm back to trains."
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"Did I tell you our lab got a grant to study addiction?"
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"- No. - Fascinating work."
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"I recently trained a capuchin monkey to smoke cigarettes."
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"Yes. He looks much cooler than the non-smoking monkeys."
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"By all means."
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"Howard has announced his intention to propose marriage to Bernadette."
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"I don't understand."
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"I know. The group consensus is that his proposal will be met..."
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"...with a humiliating, soul-crushing rejection."
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"Although, oddly, no one tweeted."
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"It's not surprising that the story has captured the attention of our friends."
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"- Are you familiar with meme theory? - I'm familiar with everything, but go on."
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