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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Herb Garden Germination (S04E04)

"You may actually believe you're in a comedy club."
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"...much like the special order menu that you find in Chinese restaurants..."
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"Yeah, but not your books. Something they might enjoy."
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"My father taught me archery as a child."
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"- With what? - An arrow."
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"So, what's the gossip?"
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"Fine, don't tell me."
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"I'll take care of it."
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"You're kidding."
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"There's a piece of tape on the floor you're supposed to stand behind."
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"You really need to let me take a look at that roommate agreement."
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"It's complicated."
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"Why not?"
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"Oh, too bad."
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"You're kidding."
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"No. I found poems he wrote about her. Very disturbing."
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"I didn't say Raj. Who said Raj?"
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"Not judging, just my opinion."
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"You told Amy in the first place."
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"So all in all, can't complain."
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"Those chaps are very successful, and they don't drink a lot."
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"- For now. - What?"
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"Thank you, Daddy."
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"- I'm gonna ask her to marry me. - Marry you?"
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"Sure, half a carat's fine."
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"I know. It'll be awful."
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"Why are you smiling?"
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"Woo-hoo!"
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"Have you learned anything?"
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"The other monkeys just sit around and masturbate."
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"If you don't mind, I'd like to stop listening to you and start talking."
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"The original piece of gossip indicated an impending breakup."
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"Everyone was set atwitter."
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"...that seek to reproduce using humans as their host."
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"That's gold."
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"Your meme hypothesis does intrigue me."
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"Look at you, getting me to engage in the social sciences."
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"Sheldon and I engaged in intercourse."
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"Uh-huh. So Howard's not here?"
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"No. One of those times when it's just you and me."
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"Hey, 16 wants to order appetizers."
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"Sheldon and Amy had sex."
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"Shut your ass."
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"I guess they just figured it out at some point."
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"Good, good."
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"Why do you ask?"
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"...tending an herb garden without wearing a hat or sunblock?"
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"That's not what he meant."
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"Every word. Our false gossip meme appears to have reached node lambda."
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"I must say, Amy, pretending to have intercourse with you..."
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"No. Happy accident."
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"That's going to make me a chick magnet, and I'm so busy as it is."
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"...and I can't think of a better time than when I'm with all my friends."
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"Please, the man is talking."
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"Oh, God. What's happening?"
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"Yes, what?"
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"Yes, I will marry you."
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"- You will? - You will?"
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"I will."
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"Congratulations."
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"Oh, it's so exciting."
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"Also, I'm carrying Sheldon's baby. Mum's the word."
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"My new book, The Hidden Reality, takes on a grand question:"
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"Is our universe the only universe?"
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"You see, there's a growing belief among scientists like me..."
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"...that ours may only be one among many universes..."
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"...populating a gigantic cosmos."
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"In The Hidden Reality, I explore possibility..."
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"...without presuming any knowledge of mathematics or physics..."
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"...on the part of the reader."
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"Hysterical."
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"I'm glad you talked me into this."
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"Agreed."
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"Wait till you hear how he dumbs down Werner Heisenberg for the crowd."
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"You can think about Heisenberg's uncertainty principle..."
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"...where you have dishes in column A and other dishes in column B..."
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"...and if you order the dish in column A, you can't order the dish in column B."
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"That's sort of like the uncertainly principle."
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"Ba-rum-bum."
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"Say, I heard an interesting tidbit about Howard and Bernadette."
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"Really, Amy? Gossip?"
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"I'm disappointed in you."
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"Now, now. Evolutionary biologist Robin Dunbar has identified gossip..."
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"...as an aid to social bonding in large groups."
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"Forgive my language, but poppycock."
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"What if he's right? And by not participating in gossip..."
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"...society breaks down into feral bands of tattooed motorcycle riders..."
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"...fighting to the death over a few cans of tuna fish?"
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"Fine. In the parlance of the urban music scene:"
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""What's the 411"?"
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"Bernadette is thinking about breaking up with Howard."
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"I believe our nation's tuna cans are safe."
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"Excuse me. Ahem. Dr. Greene, question?"
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"Yes?"
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"You've dedicated your life's work to educating the general populace..."
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"...about complex scientific ideas."
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"Yes, in part."
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"Have you ever considered trying to do something useful?"
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"Perhaps reading to the elderly?"
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"Excuse me?"
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"I kid, of course. Big fan."
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"- Nice shot. - Thank you."
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"It's odd how the activity brings back the smell of Kmart bourbon."
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"- Perfect. - I know."
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"What an elf I would have made."
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"- Ooh. What do you think you're doing? - Shooting a target?"
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"Really? I didn't see you draw one from your quiver."
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"I'm not gonna do that, Sheldon."
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"Leonard, the people at Nintendo can only go so far..."
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"...in helping us re-create an actual athletic experience."
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"We have to do our part too."
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"That was uncalled for, but I'll play along. Ow."
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"I had an unusual experience with Amy last night."
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"She was attempting to engage me in gossip."
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"- You don't say. - Yes."
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"I think prolonged exposure to Penny has turned her into a bit of a Gabby Gertie."
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"Oh, please, I was just pointing it out."
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"I have no desire to engage in the activity."
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"All right, get this."
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"Bernadette is thinking about breaking up with Howard."
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