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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Herb Garden Germination (S04E04)

"Meme theory suggests that items of gossip are like living things..."
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"I'm no stranger to memetic epidemiology."
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"At Johnson Elementary School..."
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"...the phrase "Shelly Cooper's a smelly pooper" spread like wildfire."
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"I should think so."
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"How might we examine this more closely?"
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"Do you have any ethical qualms regarding human experimentation?"
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"It's one of the few forms of interaction with people that I don't find repellent."
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"We need to fabricate a tantalizing piece of gossip."
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"And a second non-tantalizing piece to use as a control."
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"Track its progress through our social group..."
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"...interpret results through academic prisms..."
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"...of memetic theory, algebraic gossip and epidemiology."
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"You're a vixen, Amy Farrah Fowler."
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"Oh, hey, Amy. What's up?"
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"In other news, I'm thinking of starting an herb garden. Mum's the word. Gotta go."
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"Oh, hey, Raj, what are you doing here?"
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"I just felt like drinking alone because I'm deep and dark."
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"Like when we went to the movies and waited outside the bathroom..."
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"...while Howard threw up Red Vines and cherry Coke."
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"- Do you remember that? - Yeah."
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"Me too. Good times."
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"- Oh, thanks. - This was nice."
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"What are you doing? Howard's your best friend."
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"That is his girlfriend. Be ashamed of yourself."
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"I was when I came in, but it's amazing what liquor does to guilt."
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"What you might not know is Bernadette is planning on breaking up with Howard."
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"Oh, that gossipy bitch."
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"- No offense. - None taken."
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"Just because Howard and Bernadette are having problems..."
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"...does not mean you should be sniffing around."
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"What can I do? I can't stop thinking about her."
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"All right, try thinking about this."
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"Yeah, it's true. Amy told me."
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"How did that even happen?"
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"Did they know that's what they were doing when they were doing it?"
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"Wow. I can't believe old smelly pooper finally got laid."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Hope you're hungry."
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"Interesting. A friendly sentiment in this country..."
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"...cruel taunt in the Sudan."
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"It's a lesson in context."
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"Will Amy be joining us for dinner?"
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"Yes, I believe so."
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"Everything okay between you two?"
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"Yes."
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"No reason. I was just talking to Raj..."
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"...and he mentioned what a lovely glow she has these days."
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"Did he mean as if she'd been out in the sun..."
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"No."
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"Well, we may never know."
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"As my mother would say, the Asians are an inscrutable folk."
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"Now, if you'll excuse me, I have work to do."
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"Yeah, you do. You dog, you."
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"Did you get that?"
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"This is moving faster than we thought."
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"Agreed. Rate of gossip transmission is proportional..."
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"...to the number of nodes squared."
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"...is giving me a great deal of satisfaction."
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"Slow down, Sheldon. I'm not quite there yet."
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"Bernadette just asked about my sexual encounter with you."
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"Pun intended?"
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"This is remarkable."
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"Took less than 24 hours."
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"I should let you know that she asked for details about our dalliance."
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"Interesting."
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"So it went beyond the mere fact of coitus to a blow-by-blow, as it were."
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"Pun intended?"
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"I'm sorry. What pun?"
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"Not important."
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"I described your lovemaking as aloof, but effective."
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"I wish you hadn't done that."
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"Hey, everybody, I got something I wanna ask Bernadette..."
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"Oh, hold on, Howard. There's lots of better times."
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"Thank you."
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"Bernadette Maryann Rostenkowski..."
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"I know things haven't been perfect with us, and we've had our problems..."
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"...but I just have to tell you..."
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"...from the moment l... - Howard, stop right here."
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"This is it."
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"Yes."
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"- I will. - Oh, I love you so much."
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"Oh, I love you too."
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"I wonder what changed her mind."
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"Perhaps your talk of my sexual prowess renewed her faith in love."
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"As good an explanation as any."
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"That's great."
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"Oh, hey, Amy. Bernadette just texted me."
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"Howard proposed?"
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"Yes. Just stopped by to let you know I'm getting orthotics."
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"You're pregnant?!"
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"Wow, is there anything on there about orthotics?"
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"We work so hard, sometimes it's nice to goof off and do something silly."
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"Really? How could you tell?"
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"- No. - Well, then who?"
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"It doesn't matter. Howard has a girlfriend."
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"- Who's Bernadette? - Doesn't sound Jewish."
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"Now, I'm thinking about Jell-O."
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"It's not much of a contest."
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"- I know. How do you know? - My sister told me."
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"Let him get it out, and let the chips fall where they may."
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"He's got a big crush on Bernadette."
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"You should hear how she talks about you."
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"- Pass the soy sauce. - Sure."
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"The meme has reached full penetration."
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