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Clips from Scrubs - My Turf War (S06E06)

"Gandhi, incoming!"
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"Keith?"
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"Elliot, I didn't go home to see my family."
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"I went to see your father to ask his permission to do this."
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"Elliot, will you marry me?"
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"J.D.: This saliva-heavy display was because"
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"Keith was going out of town for a few days."
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"I promise I'll bring it back."
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"(EXHALING)"
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"- Did you actually do that? - No!"
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"Well, then let's get you cheered up, huh?"
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"Look what I just bought in the back of Boys' Life,"
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"Spider-Man goggles."
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"Still gloomy? Let's put on the wipers."
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"Dr. Beardface!"
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"One-nothing, your turn."
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"J.D.: Playing Macaroni was much more fun than dealing with a hypochondriac."
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"I have chest tinglies."
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"Lloyd, you're 40 years old and you're a delivery man,"
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"I ran every test."
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"There's nothing wrong with you."
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"and then it goes along, and then skips this area,"
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"and then starts hurting again here, and then, of course, there's the tinglies."
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"- Doctor. - Doctor."
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"He plays?"
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"Man, he's good."
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"God, I feel like we haven't really hung out all year."
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"- I really miss it. - I know."
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"Well, your boyfriend's out of town. Let's hang out tonight."
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"J.D.: Since I was checking out that kid's awesome plastic cow,"
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"to the two 19-year-old sorority sisters they had once been."
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"Dude, we should get out of here before they look our way."
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"There's only one way to stop them!"
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"Go! Go!"
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"J.D.: Girls?"
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"- Oh, my God, it's so good to see you. - Yeah, it's been a while."
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"Hey, no, I lost mine."
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"Break her down for me, C-Bear."
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"Boys..."
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"Count it!"
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"Melody works as a hotel reviewer for Zagat,"
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"has green eyes, perfect feet, if you're into that."
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"Driving, driving, passenger on."
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"Because it's not a real dance."
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"Driving, driving, inside the bus."
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"Anyway, I know it's hard to believe,"
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"but when I first got to college, I was a little bit of a..."
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"- Dork? - Geek?"
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"I was the tramp, you old bitch."
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"Liking her."
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"You were so much fun."
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"She'd just jump on some random dude's back"
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"Oh, remember that time I made you do that with Grill Face?"
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"Come on, do it! Just pick a guy."
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"I mean, before that happened,"
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"Yeah."
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"That's on me. Sometimes at night I haunt pediatrics."
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"How come you don't ever give me any of the good surgeries?"
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"Now, Gumball, that's hardly the point."
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"The older surgical attendings around here are warriors."
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"You, on the other hand,"
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"you're just not formidable enough to have ever earned my respect."
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"Come on, Dr. Cox, hook me up."
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"Enjoy."
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"I think so."
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"That's the name I gave her crazy wild side."
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"I thought that was Jenji."
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"No, Jenji's your super-sensitive, neurotic side."
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"You don't still think I'm neurotic, do you?"
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"Later."
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"I thought you were too busy to go out tonight."
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"God, it's so weird. She hasn't changed at all since college."
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"I love her for that."
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"- Really? - No."
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"- Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! - Hey, it's okay."
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"You're right, Devin. He might come this very night."
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"And, as you know, that ghost's entire family was killed"
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"And besides, I'm only picking on the tonsil cases,"
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"the spoiled ones, getting ice cream for every meal."
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"Do you know what I had to eat when I had my tonsils out?"
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"- What? - Hot coffee and granola bars."
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"Hot and scratchy, hot and scratchy!"
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"- Are you insane? - I'm a little bit tired."
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"I want the ghost to be a little bit more glide-y."
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"Thanks, bro."
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"It does, but I didn't like it."
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"Elliot's running 20 minutes late."
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"You want to play darts or maybe sing show tunes?"
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"I mean, I guess we could make out."
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"Wait, what now?"
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"The one thing I have tweaked now that I'm an adult is,"
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"I mean, I'll mack anyone, but that's where I draw the line."
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"At macking?"
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"Yeah. And if you get too into it, I'll stop."
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"- Hands at your side. - Sorry."
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"What the hell?"
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"Dr. Turk said I was a present for you."
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"Is he doing the Bus Driver?"
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"Don't get comfortable."
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""Aortic dissection"?"
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""Pulmonary embolism"?"
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"No."
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"Exciting news there, Milk Dud."
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"LLOYD: Arm pain, Perry."
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"A 100% surgical issue."
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"And, for your dignity's sake,"
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"please stop trying to play with the big boys."
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"You moaned, we're done."
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"Where are your hands?"
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"In your pants."
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"- Let's just put these there. - All right."
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"You know what's so amazing? It's like,"
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"I haven't seen Elliot in so long and now she's this big-time doctor."
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"I was still mad at Elliot, so I said this."
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"I left out that Elliot loved that."
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"Hey, guys!"
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"We've all made a few rash moves in our time."
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"Oh, yeah? What did you do, kill him?"
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"- What's up, dude? - What's up?"
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"But there was nothing wrong with him. Are you crazy?"
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