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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Charlie Got Molested (S01E01)

"- Otherwise that would have been a great shot. - Watch this. Side pocket."
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""Christopher Murray, a teacher at St. Vincent's Elementary..."
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"Yes, he did. We were in the same class."
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"When dealing with molestation, the first step is always understanding."
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"- No. No, no. - Whoa! What, guys-"
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"Sweet Dee and I took psychology at Penn, so let the grown-ups talk."
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"[Dee] Listen. I think we need to have an intervention."
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"You know, bring his friends and family together for support."
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"The McPoyle twins- Ryan and Liam. Okay?"
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"- I just don't understand. - What do you not get?"
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"- Um, are you okay, dude? - No, dude. I'm not okay."
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"- What are you looking for? - Photographs. I have photographs."
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"then why didn't I get blown?"
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"- What do you want? - Is your brother here, man? I gotta talk to you guys."
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"- Can I come in? - Yeah."
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"I will shut the door."
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"Well, this confirms it. He definitely got molested."
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"You can't just thrust yourself in the position of caregiver like that."
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"- I don't even know how to respond to that. - That doesn't surprise me."
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"Well, it shouldn't because what you said is really dumb, you know."
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"Did you just say, "We just stepped out of the shower"?"
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"You guys cannot go to the police and say that he molested you."
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"That's true, but he's a dick, and we hated him."
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"And you guys are gonna exploit that for your own personal gain?"
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"You assholes are securing your place in hell."
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"- I'm gonna call the cops. - Oh, no, you won't, Charlie."
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"We should tell the cops that that fat dickhead gym teacher..."
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"- I- I was joking. - Really?"
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"Shit."
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"Otherwise, we're talking conspiracy charges."
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"for someone like you, Charlie."
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"get him liquored up and tell him, "We know you got molested.""
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"- He was a hot older man. - Gross!"
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"Molester."
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"[Exhales]"
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"- Hey, Coach Murray! - Yeah?"
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"It's me- Mac!"
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"And they did it right in front of my kids too."
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"I don't even remember who these assholes are that are accusing me."
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"- Good for you, son. - Yeah, it's good for you, right?"
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"All right. I- Okay."
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"[Exhales]"
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"- Let me play now. - Let me play the game the way I want to play it."
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"Charlie's not a baby. Charlie!"
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"I've been reading up on the subject of pedophilia."
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"When he got excited, his face would turn purple and he'd start biting things."
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"- I'm sure he didn't. - Yeah."
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"Leave this to the two people that are qualified to deal with the situation."
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"It is cute that you did some research and got four books though."
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"That failed miserably. So now why don't we try something that will work?"
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"You know how I already know that? 'Cause you keep saying it."
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"Oh, I can't believe this! I just can't believe it!"
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"Though I have to admit, it does explain a lot about him."
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"Yes. Oh. Be strong, Bonnie."
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"[Shaky Breathing]"
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"Hello? Ma?"
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"In here, Charlie!"
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"Hey, I got your message. You sounded kinda funny."
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"- Come on back, honey. - Is everything all right?"
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"Hello, Charlie."
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"Grandma? Uncle Jack? What's- What's everybody doing here?"
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"Hello, Charles."
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"Show you what?"
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"Slow. Slow."
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"- I think that went well. - You did a wonderful job, Charlie."
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"where to?"
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"[Clears Throat] Excuse me. I'd like to, uh, speak to a detective, please."
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"Sodomy."
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"The American school system's been oppressing people for years."
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"Twenty-five million is a lot of clams."
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"Yeah. He'll want some."
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"Turns out three-quarters of a major- not so bad after all."
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"that everybody thinks that I've been molested."
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"and drink for a while."
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"- Doctor. - Doctor."
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"[Balls Clacking]"
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"- On the side. - You didn't do that on purpose."
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"- Holy shit! - What?"
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"has been accused of sexually abusing two former students.""
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"- St. Vincent's? That's that school you went to, right, Mac? - Yeah, me and Charlie."
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"What else does it say?"
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""Murray has been the physical education teacher and boys' basketball coach for 25 years.""
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"Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."
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"Ah. "The accusers are two brothers whose names are being withheld..."
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""but the investigation will focus on the mid-1980s..."
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""as the time period for alleged abuse."
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"The police are hoping more young men will come forward.""
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"- Wow. That's horrible. - Did this guy teach you guys?"
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"- Yeah. - No."
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"No. Yeah. Well, no, I didn't like it though."
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"- What the hell are you talking about? - I didn't like that class."
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"- What? - I gotta go!"
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"Holy shit."
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"Charlie got molested."
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"So we need to take a moment and assess the situation. Write this down."
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"What? No, look. First of all, we can't sit around and let him wallow in it."
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"And second of all, the first step is acknowledgment. So I better write that down."
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"What the hell are you guys talking about?"
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"- Okay? Thank you. - Okay?"
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"Yeah, that's a good idea."
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"Okay, you know what? You being a smartass- not helping Charlie."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Who said anything about getting blown?"
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"The article didn't specify what type of abuse it was. It could have been anything."
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"Yeah, but do you think he got blown?"
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"- I don't know. - Yeah, you know? Probably got blown."
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"Which is why I think you need to reconsider my idea."
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"Okay. You know what? Stop. I'm sorry. We need to clarify something here."
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"Why are you so obsessed with the blowing aspect of all this?"
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"Because I knew these two brothers that the article was talking about."
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"They were the type of kids that would blow snot bubbles and rub 'em over each other."
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"They were gross, and they smelled like a couple of unwiped assholes."
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"So what?"
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"Well, if Murray is, like, fondling or touching them, whatever-"
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"I get it, all right? But if he's dishing out blow jobs, come on."
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"- What are you talking about? - You're not getting this?"
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"I was in that class with them, all right? I was with those guys!"
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"How come you're getting so upset?"
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"The police are asking for more young men to come forward."
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"That means there are more guys out there who've been blown."
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"- Oh, my God. You have photographs of it? - Oh! Okay."
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