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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Charlie Got Molested (S01E01)

"Listen, are you trying to say that you got molested?"
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"Okay, look at this. Look at this guy, huh?"
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"I was cute. I was energetic. I was fun."
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"I mean, what exactly was this prick looking for?"
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"- What are you- - Sorry?"
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"If the McPoyles got blown and Charlie got blown..."
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"- [Knocking] - Yo! McPoyle!"
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"Hey, Charlie. Long time no see."
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"- Yeah? - Yeah!"
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"- I'm not gonna walk in front of you! Go. - Just come in."
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"- No, you go first, and I will follow you. - Shut the door."
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"- Whoa. That was really weird. - Yeah."
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"Ugh. We gotta get in there."
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"- Get-We gotta get in there? - Yes."
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"- I actually majored in psych, so- - You failed all your classes."
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"- So? - I had a minor, and I passed all mine."
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"- That's a good one. - Yeah, it is."
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"## [Country Instrumental On Stereo]"
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"- So did you want a beverage of some kind? - No! Where's your brother?"
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"We just stepped out of the shower. He'll be down in a minute."
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"Listen, you guys can't go-"
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"- Did you just say "we"? - What?"
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"Right. Okay. Listen. I heard about the Coach Murray thing."
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"- Why not? - Because he didn't molest you!"
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"- This is our chance for revenge. You want in? - No!"
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"[Man] I think you do."
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"- Hello, Charlie. - Hello, Ryan."
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"I don't know if you've been paying attention to the news recently..."
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"but there are millions to be made here, my friend."
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"Oh, sure, there's the classic route of priest molestation..."
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"but we thought we'd mix it up a bit."
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"If you want in on the team, we could probably get a nice class-action suit going."
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"Okay. Okay, first of all, there are people out there who actually have been molested."
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"- Oh, yes, I will. - Oh, my friend, I'm afraid not."
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"- And why not? - We'll tell the cops the whole thing was your idea."
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"we had in junior high molested us..."
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"- and just sue the shit out of him! - [Laughing]"
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"We should do it. I wanna do it."
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"- Shit. - So you're gonna have to keep your mouth shut."
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"[Whispers] your ass got molested."
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"And prison can be a bad place..."
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"Soon as Charlie comes out, we gotta grab him, take him back to the bar..."
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"Gonna have to disagree with you, Sis."
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"Okay, you know what? Dr. Gainer used to say that in situations like this-"
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"Dr. Gainer? That guy was an idiot."
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"- He was not. - Yes, he was."
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"- I had sex with him 'cause I wanted to. - You had sex with Dr. Gainer?"
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"Okay. You know what? You have no room to talk. All the girls you've molested."
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"- This is serious. - Fine."
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"- Fine. - Great."
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"[Sighs]"
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"I don't know what this shit is all about."
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"One day the cops just roll into my classroom and they haul me out of there."
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"- Yeah. Totally. - Molestation?"
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"I mean, please! I got so much ass back in those days."
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"What the hell did I need that kind of shit for?"
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"God, man, I hear you. So much ass, it was like-Whew."
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"Oh, and you know what, to tell you the truth?"
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"- Nothing special there, right? - I guess."
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"Nothing special. You know, Coach, I've been working out a lot since grammar school."
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"You know when you get real tight, like, right up in here in this area here?"
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"- You know what I mean? - Yeah."
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"Not here. Like right in here."
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"What are you doing?"
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"What do you want me to do?"
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"- Oh! - That's a good shot, bud."
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"- You just seem- - You know, um, I'm just distracted."
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"Is that why you ran out of the bar the other day?"
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"No. No. I was- I had some stuff I needed to do."
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"- We've all got things that we have to do. - Yeah."
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"What you running from, Charlie?"
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"What?"
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"- Dee, could you grab me a beer? - Grab one yourself."
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"- I'm right in the middle of a game. - Your game isn't working."
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"- Your way is dumb, and it's not working. - Then we'll play your game."
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"It's not gonna get the results we want."
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"You're playing a game for children, and it's not working."
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"Great. Nice. Good job, Dennis. Great."
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"How are you gonna put this on me? You messed it up!"
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"- You messed it up! - We have to push him!"
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"Push him? You're pushing him away. Now he knows something's up."
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"- Good. - Good?"
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"Guys, I have good news!"
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"It turns out that it isn't about sex after all. It's about power."
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"So, the assailant doesn't go after the one he finds most attractive- this guy."
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"He goes after the weakest he can find."
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"Wow. That is good news."
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"- Jesus, Mac. What is wrong with you? - No. You're not following."
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"If Murray was looking for the weakest he could find, it wouldn't have been Charlie."
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"- [Dee] Why not? - Because Charlie was a bit of a psychopath."
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"I don't think Murray would've put his dick anywhere near him."
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"- What about the McPoyle brothers? - They were prime real estate."
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"- I'm sure he went to town on them. - What's your point?"
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"Charlie didn't get molested."
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"- [Chuckling] - What?"
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"- Good. I'm sure he didn't. - Oh, boy."
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"You know what? We tried it your little tippy-toe pussy way."
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"Look, I just want to say that I think this is a terrible approach."
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"I keep saying it because... it is."
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"I'm sorry you're wrong about stuff all the time."
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"Don't you look so handsome!"
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"- And, Dee, so beautiful. - Thank you, Mrs. Kelly."
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"I'm sorry we had to stop by like this, but we really need to talk to you about something."
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"- What? - It's about Charlie."
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"[Bawling]"
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"Yes, we were thinking the same thing."
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"Be strong for your little gingerbread man."
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"Now is not the time for an episode."
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"- Are you okay? - I'm fine!"
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"[Panting]"
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"So, what do you need from me?"
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"Mom?"
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"- Hey, bud. - Hi, Charlie."
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"I- I don't exactly know how one of these things are supposed to go."
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"But we understand that there's been some abuse."
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"These two boys have been strong enough to admit what happened..."
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"Prison can be a bad place for a guy like that."
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"Now, we're not exactly sure how this thing is supposed to go."
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"But your friends have been helping us out..."
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"Now?"
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