Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Santa Simulation (S06E06)

"Look at that, I built a fireplace with my own two hands."
The Big Bang Theory
"You're so butch."
The Big Bang Theory
"Aw, I got a little paper cut."
The Big Bang Theory
"Of course you did."
The Big Bang Theory
"Your hands are softer than veal."
The Big Bang Theory
"Really? That's how you're gonna spend your Saturday night?"
The Big Bang Theory
"Oh, come on, I hardly ever get a chance to play anymore."
The Big Bang Theory
"Oh, you poor thing."
The Big Bang Theory
"getting in the way of your board games?"
The Big Bang Theory
"Little bit, yeah."
The Big Bang Theory
"Oh, great! I've always wanted to play Dungeons and Dragons."
The Big Bang Theory
"Yeah, oh, I'm sorry."
The Big Bang Theory
"You're not invited."
The Big Bang Theory
"Why not? Amy,"
The Big Bang Theory
"from time to time, we men need to break free"
The Big Bang Theory
"from the shackles of civility and get in touch"
The Big Bang Theory
"with our primal animalistic selves."
The Big Bang Theory
"By rolling dice and playing make-believe"
The Big Bang Theory
"with little figurines?"
The Big Bang Theory
"BERNADETTE: Saturday night?"
The Big Bang Theory
"But I've been working late all week."
The Big Bang Theory
"That was gonna be our night."
The Big Bang Theory
"But I have to go."
The Big Bang Theory
"We play as a group."
The Big Bang Theory
"So, you see? (chuckles)"
The Big Bang Theory
"for the marriage."
The Big Bang Theory
"You're an idiot."
The Big Bang Theory
"I'm your idiot."
The Big Bang Theory
"Forever."
The Big Bang Theory
"in Silver Lake, and then seeing the Christmas lights"
The Big Bang Theory
"in Griffith Park, but Leonard's talking about"
The Big Bang Theory
"a big D and D game at his place."
The Big Bang Theory
"Saturday night just went from crazy to epic!"
The Big Bang Theory
"Woo-hoo!"
The Big Bang Theory
"♪ We built the Wall ♪ We built the pyramids ♪"
The Big Bang Theory
"♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪"
The Big Bang Theory
"♪ The Big Bang Theory 6x11 ♪ The Santa Simulation Original Air Date on December 13, 2012"
The Big Bang Theory
"you need to open this little Christmas gift I got you."
The Big Bang Theory
"A Christmas gift?"
The Big Bang Theory
"You know I don't enjoy Christmas."
The Big Bang Theory
"What's wrong with Christmas?"
The Big Bang Theory
"Oh, where to begin?"
The Big Bang Theory
"Trees indoors."
The Big Bang Theory
"Overuse of the words "'tis" and "'twas.""
The Big Bang Theory
"And the absurd custom of one stocking."
The Big Bang Theory
"Everyone knows socks belong in pas."
The Big Bang Theory
"Actually that helps, thank you."
The Big Bang Theory
"Oh, a scroll."
The Big Bang Theory
"I like scrolls."
The Big Bang Theory
"They're my third"
The Big Bang Theory
"favorite system of transmitting"
The Big Bang Theory
"the written word."
The Big Bang Theory
""You have all been summoned to join"
The Big Bang Theory
""Your quest begins"
The Big Bang Theory
""in a secret northern village of elves"
The Big Bang Theory
"is to rescue their leader from a dungeon of ogres.""
The Big Bang Theory
"Oh, that's a saucy twist."
The Big Bang Theory
"No, no, no!"
The Big Bang Theory
"but you'll get the hang of it."
The Big Bang Theory
"a quest with a holiday theme."
The Big Bang Theory
"like making a sandwich of grape jelly,"
The Big Bang Theory
"the best-tasting jelly,"
The Big Bang Theory
"and petroleum jelly, the worst-tasting jelly."
The Big Bang Theory
"Okay, here we go."
The Big Bang Theory
""You find yourselves"
The Big Bang Theory
""in the smoking remains of Santa's village."
The Big Bang Theory
"Oh, man, the first monster I see,"
The Big Bang Theory
"LEONARD: Okay,"
The Big Bang Theory
"there are ogre tracks and a trail"
The Big Bang Theory
"I signal my contempt for your cruel plan"
The Big Bang Theory
"Fine. Howard, what do you do?"
The Big Bang Theory
"I follow the ogre tracks, checking for secret doors"
The Big Bang Theory
"along the way. (dice rolls on table)"
The Big Bang Theory
"warriors in the front..."
The Big Bang Theory
"No, screw that noise, I'm going in."
The Big Bang Theory
"Okay, you run into a room full of weapons,"
The Big Bang Theory
"hit a trip wire..."
The Big Bang Theory
"(dice rolls on table)"
The Big Bang Theory
"...a cannon blows your face off, you die, you're out of the game."
The Big Bang Theory
"Lucky."
The Big Bang Theory
"Get in here with your rod and give it to me."
The Big Bang Theory
"Okay, you need to say these things"
The Big Bang Theory
"in your head before you say them out loud."
The Big Bang Theory
"(knock on door)"
The Big Bang Theory
"I don't mean to interrupt your little game,"
The Big Bang Theory
"So... (clears throat)"
The Big Bang Theory
"Bernadette? (music plays from phone)"
The Big Bang Theory
"and a rack-tastic red dress from Forever 21."
The Big Bang Theory
"And there's Amy,"
The Big Bang Theory
"In an outfit I'm assuming is from Forever 63."
The Big Bang Theory
"I just don't know what it is."
The Big Bang Theory
"Uh, wait, can I come with you?"
The Big Bang Theory
"Sorry, Raj, it's girls' night out."
The Big Bang Theory
"Okay..."
The Big Bang Theory
"Come on."
The Big Bang Theory
"How does he not hear that?"
The Big Bang Theory
"Are we gonna teach our fellas a lesson"
The Big Bang Theory
"into the bathroom, and turning the toilet stall"
The Big Bang Theory
"into a temple of the senses?"
The Big Bang Theory
"Don't worry."
The Big Bang Theory
"It's my treat."
The Big Bang Theory
"Thanks. Wow!"
The Big Bang Theory
"You should come to girls' night more often."
The Big Bang Theory
"this would be a can of Pabst."
The Big Bang Theory
"My pleasure; nothing makes me happier"
The Big Bang Theory
"Just ask my dog."
The Big Bang Theory
"Hey, let's help Raj meet a girl tonight."
The Big Bang Theory
"one-night stand or do we want to get him into a relationship?"
The Big Bang Theory
"Stop it. You're ruining girls' night."
The Big Bang Theory
"Raj, you're a great guy,"
The Big Bang Theory
"you're in a bar full of single women; let us help you."
The Big Bang Theory
"I know you're shy, but that doesn't mean"
The Big Bang Theory
"you shouldn't have someone wonderful in your life."
The Big Bang Theory
"But what can you do to help?"
The Big Bang Theory
"We'll nose around,"
The Big Bang Theory
"Okay."
The Big Bang Theory
"Don't tell them I come from money."
The Big Bang Theory
"I want them to love me for me."
The Big Bang Theory
"Nines or tens?"
The Big Bang Theory
"Okay, an eight is acceptable"
The Big Bang Theory
Show more clips