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Clips from The Office - Gay Witch Hunt (S03E03)

"Yes. I am going to need someone to cold call them."
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"Oh, I can do that."
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"KAREN: Jim's nice enough."
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"I don't know how well he's fitting in here."
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"Can you tell who's gay and who is not? Of course."
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"Absolutely not. Well, he is."
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"Well, he's not dressed in women's clothes, so..."
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"You could assume everyone is and not say anything offensive."
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"Yeah."
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"I'm sure everyone would appreciate me treating them like they were gay."
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"Hey, what about Angela?"
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"She's hard and severe. She could be a gay woman."
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"I really don't think so. I don't know."
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"I can imagine her with another woman, can't you?"
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"Do some research."
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"Find out if there's a way to tell by just looking at them."
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"Jim told me you could buy gaydar online."
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"That's ridiculous. Yeah. Probably."
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"He didn't tell the truth a lot."
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"Let's call him and get the website. Definitely."
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"What's gaydar?"
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"Oh, oh, gaydar, yes! No, I think they have it at Sharper Image."
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"No problem."
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"It's sold out."
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"Yeah. Sorry about that. That's a bummer."
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"They're sold out. Damn."
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"So, you having a good day? Excellent. Thanks."
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"Okay."
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"I got cold feet a few days before,"
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"I just had to get out of that relationship."
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"We still had to pay for all the food, so we froze it."
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"But I'm doing well."
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"And I have lunch for the next five weeks."
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"After Pam dumped me,"
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"I kind of stopped taking care of myself for a while there,"
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"and I hit bottom when I had a drunk driving arrest."
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"Yeah, I've been working out and, you know,"
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"I'm not going to take her for granted."
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"I got them a toaster."
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"They called off the wedding and gave the toaster back to me."
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"they no longer sold that kind of toaster."
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"So now my house has got two toasters."
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"It is so cool that you're gay. I totally underestimated you."
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"Yes, I am super cool."
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"I am an accountant"
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"Much like Sir lan McKellen."
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"ANGELA: Sure, sometimes I watch Will & Grace and I want to throw up."
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"It's terribly loud."
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"I do like it sometimes when Harry Connick Jr. Is on."
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"He's so talented."
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"Good one."
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"But, seriously, guys, who did this?"
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"Seriously, guys. Who did this?"
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"I need to know who put my calculator in JELL-O"
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"or I'm going to lose my freaking mind!"
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"You know, it's amazing to me that in this day and age,"
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"you can be so obtuse about sexual orientation."
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"I watch The L Word, okay? JAN: Good. Good."
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"That's not what it's called."
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"Okay, Michael, are you aware that you outed Oscar today?"
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"What? What does that even..."
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"And they should be allowed to select the timing"
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"and manner of announcing it."
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"Well, gay pride, right?"
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"Gay pride parade."
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"All right, now Oscar's feeling discriminated against by his co-workers,"
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"Could Oscar and Angela be having a gay affair?"
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"JAN: No! Maybe. Is that what this is about?"
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"Well, I'm not gay, Jan,"
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"and you should know that better than anybody."
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"Michael, your immaturity is extremely disappointing"
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"and may even lead to a lawsuit,"
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"which is the absolute last thing this company needs right now."
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"Yes. Do you understand?"
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"I know."
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"to put an end to 100,000 years of being weirded out by gays."
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"Am I the first gay man you ever knew?"
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"'Cause you can't always tell, so how would I know?"
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"Yup."
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"Michael, Dwight's looking at gay pornography on his computer."
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"Michael knows, Pam, okay? He asked me to do this just for him."
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"Okay."
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"Nothing wrong with this stuff at all."
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"This is fine."
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"You know what? Gay porn, straight porn, it's all good."
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"I don't particularly get into this but, you know what,"
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"I totally see the merit. And actually,"
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"it is quite beautiful."
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"Oh, damn pop-ups. What are you doing?"
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"Watching some of your friends. This is stupid. Excuse me."
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"(EXCLAIMING)"
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"Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Stop it!"
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"I don't care if you are gay, or straight,"
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"or a lesbian or overweight, just get in here!"
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"Right now!"
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"Did you know that gay used to mean happy?"
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"We're all homos, Homo sapiens."
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"What? ...people."
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"Businessmen, like antique dealers,"
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"or hairdressers or"
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"accountants."
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"I'm doing this for you."
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"Yes, I'm gay."
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"And I didn't plan on sharing that part of my life with you today,"
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"CREED: I'm not offended by homosexuality."
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"In the '60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors,"
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"in the mud and the rain,"
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"and it's possible a man slipped in."
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"There would be no way of knowing."
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"Who should be the judges and juries of our society?"
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"Judges and juries. Yes."
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"That's a good point. She has a good point."
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"Because gay marriage currently is not legal under U.S. Law."
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"so they could go out there and have some torrid,"
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"unabashed monkey sex as much as they could. You know?"
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"Sounds pretty good, right? That sounds great."
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"Yeah, Dwight."
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"I think all the other office gays should identify themselves"
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"or I will do it for them."
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"No one else in this office is gay."
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