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Clips from Louie (2010) - Duckling (S02E02)

"Oh."
Louie (2010)
"Hey, Sergeant Major."
Louie (2010)
"Don't know yet."
Louie (2010)
"Salam alaikum."
Louie (2010)
"It's my daughter's. Daughter?"
Louie (2010)
"♫"
Louie (2010)
"has got to be one smelly, dirty hole."
Louie (2010)
"That hole has got to be a pretty awful place."
Louie (2010)
"I don't know if you know that,"
Louie (2010)
"but ducks stay in their relationships forever"
Louie (2010)
"And then he goes and ( bleep ) a swan or something."
Louie (2010)
"She's got an asshole, that's why."
Louie (2010)
"They got green heads, they deserve more."
Louie (2010)
"... I actually, I have this "joke-joke,""
Louie (2010)
"like a, you know,"
Louie (2010)
""animals talking to each other" type joke,"
Louie (2010)
"I know what's funny about it,"
Louie (2010)
"but I don't know how to finish it."
Louie (2010)
"who goes up to the giraffe"
Louie (2010)
"And the giraffe's like, "What dude ?""
Louie (2010)
"And the giraffe goes, "What does he look like ?""
Louie (2010)
"The giraffe says, "I know a guy, but he looks like this.""
Louie (2010)
"See, the lion just thinks that people look like that."
Louie (2010)
"by scaring the shit out of them."
Louie (2010)
""Hey, that's that dude that's always going, 'Ahhh !'""
Louie (2010)
"Hello, Daddy. Hey, baby, how you doing?"
Louie (2010)
"Take what?"
Louie (2010)
"We're raising ducklings"
Louie (2010)
"and they can't stay in the school,"
Louie (2010)
"so you gotta take 'em."
Louie (2010)
"Why me, why am I doing this?"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, but listen, I have tomorrow morning-- And they can sleep in my bed!"
Louie (2010)
"Excuse me, Jane, baby."
Louie (2010)
"do you understand?"
Louie (2010)
"Are you dropping Jane here tomorrow morning? Yes, I am."
Louie (2010)
"Well, so take 'em and bring 'em back tomorrow."
Louie (2010)
"Yay! Yes!"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah. We can put them in the bathtub!"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, whatever. We gotta give 'em a bath!"
Louie (2010)
"All right, come on. Yeah, they can sleep in my bed."
Louie (2010)
"Thank you for letting them come home with us. Ew, I got poop!"
Louie (2010)
"All right, I'm glad--"
Louie (2010)
"Daddy? Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"Can we keep the ducklings?"
Louie (2010)
"No, we're not doing that."
Louie (2010)
"Can we keep just one?"
Louie (2010)
"Daddy, can we keep just one duckling?"
Louie (2010)
"Are you really going to a war tomorrow?"
Louie (2010)
"but I'm just there to-- to make some soldiers laugh."
Louie (2010)
"I'm just gonna do shows and it's safe."
Louie (2010)
"Okay."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"Just one duckling?"
Louie (2010)
"Dude, no."
Louie (2010)
"Oh."
Louie (2010)
"Could we keep them for another night?"
Louie (2010)
"with the ducklings"
Louie (2010)
"Whoa."
Louie (2010)
"You're not going on--"
Louie (2010)
"Your mom's picking you up tomorrow at school."
Louie (2010)
"Can I keep just one duckling?"
Louie (2010)
"Good night."
Louie (2010)
"Good night, Daddy."
Louie (2010)
"Y'know, for a bunch of tiny creatures, you guys are"
Louie (2010)
"a real pain in the ass."
Louie (2010)
"If this was a toilet, I would just flush it, I swear to God."
Louie (2010)
"So how long have you been there?"
Louie (2010)
"Since I graduated high school."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, really."
Louie (2010)
"A real long time."
Louie (2010)
"So do you-- do you-- do you like music?"
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, I like music."
Louie (2010)
"Um, pretty much everything."
Louie (2010)
"Do you like, um..."
Louie (2010)
"do you like Led Zeppelin or..."
Louie (2010)
"Led Zeppelin?"
Louie (2010)
"You don't know who that is? No."
Louie (2010)
"What about like--"
Louie (2010)
"Van Halen, you like Van Halen?"
Louie (2010)
"No."
Louie (2010)
"You don't like them or you don't know 'em?"
Louie (2010)
"You like Aerosmith?"
Louie (2010)
"Uh, Steven Tyler, y'know, is in Aerosmith."
Louie (2010)
""American Idol." Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, he's a judge on "American Idol.""
Louie (2010)
"You're a cheerleader? Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"Football-- like a football cheerleader?"
Louie (2010)
"Mm-hmm, yeah."
Louie (2010)
"You ever date any football players?"
Louie (2010)
"Oh, no, no, no."
Louie (2010)
"I didn't-- I..."
Louie (2010)
"I'm General Thompson in charge of operations in Afghanistan."
Louie (2010)
"Let me be the first to thank you for coming here."
Louie (2010)
"I know it's been a long trip."
Louie (2010)
"I'd like to be able to tell you to get some rest,"
Louie (2010)
"You're gonna see some things in the next five days"
Louie (2010)
"that you've never seen or imagined."
Louie (2010)
"These young people of ours"
Louie (2010)
"are living in some pretty bad conditions."
Louie (2010)
"In fact, for many of them, it sucks out there."
Louie (2010)
"Some of our forward operating bases"
Louie (2010)
"or FOBs, as you'll come to know them,"
Louie (2010)
"have little more than a pot to piss in and dry, cold food."
Louie (2010)
"Many of our troops are in their second year."
Louie (2010)
"Most of them have lost a buddy."
Louie (2010)
"Some of them have been wounded in action,"
Louie (2010)
"returned for more."
Louie (2010)
"The only thing that we can hope to do"
Louie (2010)
"is try and lift their spirits."
Louie (2010)
"So you see, your job here is terribly important."
Louie (2010)
"This is a vital mission"
Louie (2010)
"for taking time from your family to come here and do this."
Louie (2010)
"Now we need to have you go to your quarters,"
Louie (2010)
"drop your gear, grab what you need, get on transport."
Louie (2010)
"Your first destination will be Alpha Camp"
Louie (2010)
"where you are going to entertain"
Louie (2010)
"They are excited to see you."
Louie (2010)
"You'll be sleeping for about three hours"
Louie (2010)
"in pairs and fly you out to the FOBs."
Louie (2010)
"These are dangerous places in remote mountain regions."
Louie (2010)
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